The War On Terrorism Taken To Extremes 

Or The Progressives Are At It Again

A new law scheduled to take effect on January 1 2012 makes it illegal to tell blonde jokes.
The reason? Well blondes might feel marginalized by the jokes and resort to terrorism...
News Story Here


Penalties for serious breaches of the law include up to two years in prison.

Here is my contribution

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

Did you hear about the blonde who studied for her blood test and still failed it?

And did you hear about the blonde who tripped over her cordless phone?

Why aren't blondes hired for elevator jobs?

Because they can't remember the route.

Did you hear about the blonde who almost killed her toy poodle?

She tried to insert batteries.

I am awaiting extradition for my "crimes". Think I'll get life?



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