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Good Morning,  !

Today is Sunday, January 1, 2012
Happy New Year!
I wish you all the best for 2012!

It was a strange feeling being 6 - 8 time zones away from 
most of you when the year changed here. 
While I was trying to hurry back to write the Humor Letter
for you, triends and relatives were hooting and hollering.
Once I realized, that I had a few extra hours grace, I relaxed,
but it sure was a strange feeling.

Have FUN!

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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. --- Alfred Adler Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source. --- Ron Nesen
Two rabbinical students were caught by the Rabbi gambling and drinking in the company of undesirable characters before the sun set on the evening of the Sabbath. The Rabbi called them into his study the next day. Both confessed to having given in to weakness, and admitted that they deserved punishment. The Rabbi thought and then went into his kitchen and brought back two bags of dried peas. "Put these in your shoes," he told them, "and walk on them for a week, to remind yourself how hard life can be when you turn away from the Law." A few days later the two students met. One was limping terribly, had dark circles under his eyes, and looked very tired. The other seemed much as he had been the week before. "Hey," said the first. "How is it that you are walking so freely? Didn't you do as the Rabbi told us and put the peas in your shoes?" "Of course I did," said the other. "How could I disobey the Rabbi?" He started to walk away, paused, and then said, "But I boiled them first."
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A not so bright woman asks her lawyer about getting a divorce. The lawyer asks, "Does he beat you?" "No, he does not." "Does he keep you short of money?" "No, he does not." "Is he a perpetual drunkard?" "No, he is not." "Is he unfaithful to you?" "Ahhh, we've got him there. He was not the father of my last kid."
You may have heard about a new bride who was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Mary Quinn, 47, One Stop, 18 Traffic Citations Mary Quinn was pulled over for traffic violations, but didn't stick around for her tickets... probably because of the warrant out for her arrest. Police in Long Island, NY, say after initially talking to the officer, the 47-year-old decided to bolt -- and took her Ford Taurus on an 11-minute destruction spree. By the time it was over, she had struck four police cars and had attempted to run over cops who were pursuing her on foot. The newspaper says she ultimately received 18 traffic citations, in addition to charges of criminal mischief, reckless endangerment, resisting arrest, unlawful fleeing and assault. Quinn recently did seven years in prison for burglary and robbery. and there was an arrest waarant out for her for a parole violation. She has a lengthy record.
Tech Support Pits: From: Rose Re: Save FireFox Bookmarks to new computer Dear Webby How do I save my FieFox Bookmarks, so that I can use them on my new computer? Thanks Rose Dear Rose Bokkmark management is FireFox's weak spot. That is why there are good add-ons to take care of that. However, You definitely CAN do it even without add-ons. CTRL SHIFT B or Bookmarks, Show All Bookmarks ALT I or Import & Backup There you have a choice of Back-Up, which creates a file, that you can Import into FireFox on a different machine, even with a different version of Windows, Or Export as HTML, to create a web page that looks like a menu with each of your bookmarks as a link. If you want ALL your old bookmarks, choose the first option. If you want to weed them out and dump obsolete or bad ones, select the second method. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette. One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a cowboy shirt got on with her. Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little casually today, aren't we?" The man replied, "That's the one fringe benefit I get for owning the company."
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The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. "You did a great job," he said and handed the man a check. "Also, in order to thank you, here's an extra $80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie." The painter thanked him and agreed to do that. Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. Thinking the man had forgotten something he asked, "What's the matter, did you forget something?" "Nope," replied the painter. "I'm a man of my word. I'm here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked."
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At the company water cooler, the office braggart was boring his fellow workers as usual. His topic of the day was about his children's world travels: one son was teaching in Bolivia, another working in southern Italy. Finally, he told everyone that his daughter was working on a year's research project in India. "What is it about you," a co-worker finally asked, "that makes your kids want to get so far away from you?"
Our hometown was so small that . . . ~ long distance calls are delayed when the area code is busy ~ in order to paint traffic lines, the road had to be widened ~ the clinic was called Joe's Hospital and Grill ~ instead of hoses, the Fire Department just cranks up the sprinkler at the fire hall. ~ the parking meter was on a cart so that we coould use it on either side of the street. ~ during snowstorms they arrested the first drunk they found to have a driver for the snow plow. ~ the Mayor was also the Sheriff, Jail Warden, garbage truck driver and barber. ~ the municipal water system's pump was self-serve, hand operated. ~ the local Motel 6 sleeps six and parties 20.
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