Fake XP-2012 Security Update 

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Good Morning,  !
Today is Tuesday, January 17

Thank you, Raymond!

-30 outside.
It's a good thing I don't have to drive to town today, because
I would probably have to plug the car in for half a day to get 
it to start. 

During the previous cold cycle I was in the Yukon, and -30
was no big deal at all, especially after a few weeks of -50.
In the Yukon, though, I winterized vehicles differently, than 
I do here. 

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A couple went shopping at the mall. They decided to go their separate ways and meet two hours later. The husband was at their appointed meeting place at the appointed time, but there was no sign of his wife. After waiting for half an hour, he started looking for her but couldn't find her in any of the stores she usually frequented. Finally, thoroughly tired of looking for her, he approached a beautiful lady on a mall bench. He smiled at her and said, "Please, talk to me! Quick!" She said, "Why?" "Because I've been looking for my wife all over this silly mall and I can't find her," the man replied. "How will talking to me help you find your wife? I have absolutely no idea what she looks like, much less where she is." "I didn't think you did. However, every time I start talking to a beautiful woman, my wife instantly appears!"
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A Sunday school teacher asked her students why they had to be quiet during the Church service. One bright little girl replied "Because people are sleeping."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Frank Coleman, 37, in Cincinnatti, Ohio Man robs bank, hails cab then calls 911 to turn himself in CINCINNATI - A man is in custody after he robbed a downtown Cincinnati bank, got into a cab then called 911 to turn himself in Friday afternoon. Police say a man handed a note to a teller demanding money. The suspect, later identified as Frank Coleman, fled from the bank with about $2,000 in cash then got into a cab on Main Street, according to police. He did not show a weapon during the robbery. At 2:30 p.m., Coleman called 911 from the Convention Place Mall on Elm Street saying he robbed a bank and wanted to turn himself in, according to police. He was taken into custody a short timer later. Coleman appeared in court Saturday morning for an arraignment. His next court date is Jan. 23.
Tech Support Pits: From: Dianne Re: fake XP-2012 Security Update Dear Webby, Over hundred of my readers fell for this fake update, what appeared to be a security update from microslop for xp 2012. It actually is a very nasty virus. There is a remover at REMOVE" target="_blank" >http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/virus-r ... >REMOVE 2012SECURITY VIRUS That worked for them to remove that name changing virus. Dianne Dear Dianne I guess McAfee protected me from seeing that attack, but those readers, who don't have McAfee will benefit from your tip. Thanks DearWebby
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Thanks to Patricia for this one: As a Dominican sister, I lived in a convent named for a deceased pope. One day while I was wearing contemporary clothes instead of my habit, I drove into a gas station to get the communal car filled up. After the young attendant topped off the tank, he walked toward my car window to return my credit card. It was clear from his furrowed brow that he had something on his mind. The young man looked at me shyly and pointed to the convent's name, John XXIII Hall, imprinted on the card. "Pardon me," he asked hesitantly, "but how do you pronounce your husband's middle name?"
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I was in a bank when a man entered with a rather large dog on a leash. When he asked if it was okay to bring his pet into the building, a bank official answered, "Yes, sure, provided he doesn't make a deposit or leave any p-mail."
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As a mother was bribing her little boy with a quarter so he would behave, she said, "Why do I always have to pay you to be good? Why can't you be good for nothing like your dad?"

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