Leaving mail on the server 

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Good Morning,  !
Today is Wednesday, January 18

-32 outside.
I'll plug my car in in the morning and try to start it up at noon.

The news on the lighter side all reported Khadijah Baseer, 31, 
of Los Angeles, offering sex at a McDonalds drive-through
in exchange for a handful of food. Everybody was eager to
make puns and fun of the homeless woman, and eventually
she was reported to the cops, who arrested her.

Nobody gave her a dollar, or even a penny, or shared their food,
even though she was clearly desperate. That is going to come
back on them sooner or later.

Well, at least for now that woman is in jail and getting fed 
for a change. 

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When Sam returned to the house one evening, his wife Sarah announced that the new cleaning woman they had hired had stolen two towels. "Yeah," said Sam very disinterested, and reclining on the sofa, "that wasn't very nice of her to do." "It certainly wasn't," Sarah said. "And they were two of the best towels we had... the ones we got from the Hilton Hotel while we were on vacation."
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A fellow took his girlfriend to the movies. During the previews, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms. When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away. "What did you do that for?" he asked her. "I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Janet Knowles, 62, of Jupiter, FL Woman, upset with 'Judge Judy', attacks man with hammer JUPITER — A 62-year-old woman was arrested Sunday morning after she hit a 65-year-old man on the head with a hammer, police say. Janet Knowles, of Jupiter, was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery using a deadly weapon. Jupiter Police responded to the defendant's house around 11:30 a.m. Sunday after dispatchers received a call of a domestic disturbance. When police arrived, they interviewed the alleged victim - who was not named in the probable cause affidavit - while he held bloody paper towels on his head. The victim told police he was watching "Judge Judy" on television while sitting on his recliner, when Knowles got "upset with Judge Judy," the affidavit says. Knowles then hit him in the head with a hammer and the victim received a "large cut" to his head and left forearm. He was treated at the scene by Palm Beach County Fire Rescue crews. Knowles told police she was upset because Judge Judy was on television. She became "mad" and then hit the victim on the head with the hammer. Knowles also began talking about a neighbor and what a neighbor was wearing, the affidavit says. Police said Knowles could not hold a conversation with them during the investigation. The affidavit does not say what the relationship between Knowles and the victim is or what she was intoxicated with. Knowles is being held in the Palm Beach County Jail without bond.
Tech Support Pits: From: Farah Re: Leaving mail on the server Dear Webby, I have to go to the East for four days to a conference and asked my ISP if I can read my mail from there but leave it on the server till I get back to my home machine. I have done that with other ISP's before and they were quite OK with it as long as I told them before each trip. This one went right hysterical and she threatened to cut me off if I get caught doing that. Have there been any changes regarding mail that I am not aware of? Farah Dear Farah The only change is that some ISP's hire dumber boneheads than they used to. Considering how silly that one is, I doubt that they can even tell if you have checked your mail. All they can see is the total size of your mailbox. Most hotel guest machines and cybercafe machines are set to "leave mail on the server" and not to delete it. Just use them like that, and then download and delete the mail off the server when you get back home. I would be willing to bet, that they won't notice that for those 4 days. And with THAT ISP, don't waste your time telling them about any trips that you go on. Thanks DearWebby
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In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a red sweater for her dog. The clerk suggested that she bring her dog in for a proper fit. "Oh, no, I can't do that!" the lady said. "See, the sweater is going to be a surprise!"
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Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was an absolute wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear. "Hey, pal, what's the matter?" Jack asked "Oh man... I've been transferred to California," the other guy answered, there's crazy people in California and they have shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate..." "Hold on," Jack interrupted, "I've lived in California all my life, and it is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world." The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "Me?" said Jack, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck in Oakland."
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A couple went to pay a visit to another couple, unannounced. The wife answered the door. "Come in," she said. The other couple came in,sat down, then asked, "Where's John?" "Oh," replied his wife,"he's in the bathroom, grouting and spackling." "Oh, dear," said the other lady, "I had that once and didn't get over it for two weeks.

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