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Today is Tuesday, January 31

Iran to give US bright pink toy spy drone as 'gift'
An Iranian toy maker has responded to US requests 
to return a downed RQ-170 spy drone by sending 
President Obama a bright pink model of the plane,
while mass production of copy-cat drones makes Israel
"very nervous".

Anticipating a profitable ruckus in the area, Russia opposes
UN, NATO and the Arab League in their threats to remove
Bashar, and is moving ships to more scenic locations. At the
speed they are going, they are expected to be "close enough"
before the UN comes to any confusion, ahem conclusion.

If against all expectations peace breaks out, they will move
some of those ships down to near Somalia as peace keepers
and pirate hunters, but they are prepared to spend the spring
Southeast of Cyprus, ready to run interference, if the Iranian
navy ships, that still mosey around the mediterranean, try to 
sneak closer to Gaza and force Israel to sink them.

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When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere. --- Francois de La Rochefoucauld Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor. --- Robert Frost,
I boarded the train and took my seat. The seat next to me was empty, but not for long. A young mother boarded with her 4-year-old daughter and Mom sat down in the seat beside me. I offered my seat to the little girl but Mom said no, she'd sit the young one on her lap. So here I am holding my roses, now with a little lady straining to see what I was holding. "What ya got, mifter?" she asked. (Mom is getting a bit flustered and tells her to mind her own business.) I leaned the "package" over a bit and she looks and says loudly, "Ohhhh, ROSES!, who are they for?" (Now, Mom is embarrassed and tapping her on the rear telling her to sit down.) I said, "They are for my girlfriend". She replied with a loud voice, "WOW, pretty RED ones, and a lot of them, too! You muft have REALLY skwoowed up!" Needless to say, nearly everyone on the train was in stitches, except Mom who was now trying to crawl between the seats!
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Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Anthony Spicer, 29 in Lynwood was arrested and charged with two counts of burglary. Ghosts lead to conviction Anthony Spicer had a novel explanation for why he was in an abandoned school that also had its copper pipes cut – ghosts. Spicer, 29, of Linwood, told police and the judge he only went into Linwood School, 4900 Eastern Avenue, because he was looking for ghosts. “When you were in there looking for ghosts, is that when you found the (pipe) cutters?” Hamilton County Common Pleas Court Judge Norbert Nadel asked him. “It’s supposed to be haunted,” said Spicer who lives near the school. “You don’t expect me to believe that, do you?” Nadel aske The judge then asked if Spicer took the bag -- which the judge believed was to be used to carry copper pipes out of the school -- in with him to fight ghosts. “Did the ghosts cut the copper pipes?” Nadel asked. Spicer didn’t give a good answer. Copper pipes often are stolen and sold at scrap yards. Spicer pleaded guilty last month to breaking and entering in exchange for prosecutors dropping a charge of possession of criminal tools. Nadel placed Spicer on probation for three years, ordered him to get a job and to pay $740 in restitution -- $440 for damage to some of the copper pipes and $300 to replace the window broken to get into the school.
Tech Support Pits: From: Dqavid Re: Laptop Monitor cleaning Hiya Webby, Very interesting monitor cleaning info but what do you suggest for a laptop screen? Love the Humor letter. David Dear David Exactly the same thing. The same as with cameras and eye glasses, don't spare the liquid! It is always a choice of liquid versus friction. A lot of people have a mini lectern or stand for their laptop, to raise the screen up to the same level as if it was a desktop monitor, and to make room for a decent, external keyboard. It only takes a second to turn the laptop upside down on the lectern to clean it, and have liquid drip onto the towel below, instead of running into the keyboard or even deeper. Letting it dry overnight of course is also a good idea. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Thanks to Dorothy for this story: My son was in the process of bineg potty trained. One summer day, he came in from outside, all wet. I asked, "Did you have an accident?". "Yes.", he replied. "Well," I asked, "what did you do, water the trees, the bushes,...?" "Oh, no," he replied. "I went in the garage." Shocked, I responded, "Well, you shouldn't do that. It will start to stink and draw flies; now I'll have to go out and hose down the garage." My son replied happily, " But Mom, it's OK, I didn't go in our garage, I went in Jane's garage!!"
Daily tip from Use Dry Milk for Cooking For the past several months, I have been buying organic milk, which is more expensive then non organic milk. Since I use milk in many of my recipes, gravy, baking and sauces, I now buy the least expensive dry milk available and keep it on hand for everything else. There is no difference in texture or taste when used in baking, sauces and gravy. I keep the more expensive store-bought milk for drinking and to use on cereals only. The dry milk is good to have on hand. I find the container with the pour spout is less expensive then the packets and easier to measure exactly what I need. By Bobbie from Rockwall, TX Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
"What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say 'babies'. She was disappointed when all the children cried out, "Happy!"
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One spring evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said, "I have to sleep with daddy." A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "The big sissy."
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A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" "Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," replied the boy's father. His friend thought for a moment and responded, "That's a rather strange ambition to have for a career." "Well," said the boy's father, "he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

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