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Today is Tuesday, February 7

Thank you, Trish!

Why did Russia and China veto a UN resolution about Syria?
They had, reluctantly, agreed to a No-Fly zone over Libya,
only to see that Britain, the US, France and Italy re-interpreted 
that to mean, they could test their missiles, jets and drones
and go murder civilians and military as they pleased.

In the eyes of China and Russia, they gave the UN a bad name.
Expect a permanent "Nyet" like in Cruchiev's days.

Syria is small potatoes, Iran isn't. And Pakistan is getting
really uppity. This is not a good time for having the UN
paralyzed with a permanent "Nyet".

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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. --- Mark Twain ----------------- Especially if the other side listens!
A Jewish lady goes into a furniture store owned by a Jewish man. She picks out a lamp she likes and brings it to the counter. She finds out the price is $69.95 and says, "Oy, down the street at Goldstein's these are only $49.95!" The owner asks why she doesn't buy it from Goldstein's, and she says because they just ran out of them. The owner then says, "Ha! Their price I beat! They're only $29.95 when I'm out of them!"
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A police car pulls up in front of Aunt Gertrude's house, and Uncle Leo gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home. "Oh Leo", said Aunt Gertrude, "You've been going to that park for over 30 years! How could you get lost?" Leaning close to Aunt Gertrude, so that the policeman couldn't hear, Uncle Leo whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Andrew Toothman, 22 in Neon, Kansas Supermarket burglar found naked and covered in peanut butter and chocolate A "man" was arrested after he broke into a grocery store and was found with peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over his naked body. Andrew Toothman, 22, didn't tell police why he felt the need to break into the Food World IGA in the small town of Neon, Kansas, but he was found there early in the morning on Tuesday. There was no money missing from the cash registers and Toothman wasn't trying to pocket any expensive foodstuffs. Actually, he wasn't wearing pockets at all. Police found peanut butter and chocolate covering his body, the supermarket floor, and the manager's office. Apparently, Toothman had a moment of repentance during his random spree, he spelled out the word 'sorry' on the floor using the night-time flu suppressant NyQuill. Police wrote that the front door was 'busted out' and several fire extinguishers were discharged in the store. Toothman remains in custody on $25,000 bail. He was charged with burglary in the 3rd degree, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure as he was only wearing black boots and his sugary treats. I bet HIS mom is real proud of him!
Tech Support Pits: From: Diane C Re: Free RoboForm Dear Webby, Have had Roboform for years and love it. You CAN save the passwords by printing them. 'Print list' is under 'Logins.' I do this a couple of times a year as a backup. This may be a little off the writer's point, but people should know about it. By the way, I paid once ... don't have to pay yearly. Diane C Dear Diane Yes, depending on the versio you use, and the number of user names and passwords, you CAN indeed get away without paying every year. However, if you want to sync your work and your home computer, or any of the advanced stuff, put the $30 aside and have it ready. If and when they decide you need to pay, they make it really difficult to use the program until you do pay up. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Valentine's Breakfast My husband likes a "traditional" breakfast; coffee, toast, bacon and eggs. For Valentine's, I use a heart shaped cookie cutter to cut a heart out of slices of bread. I toast the shapes as usual and use the bread slices (buttered) to make fried eggs-in-the-hole. He always gets a kick out of it. By Kerry Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked. "Not too good," Ted replied. "My first wife died of cancer, my second wife turned out to be a lesbian and ran off with another woman and took all our savings, my son's in prison for trying to kill me, my daughter got run over by a bus, my house was hit by a low flying aircraft, my vintage car rolled off the dock into the sea, I had to have my dog put down recently, my doctor says that I have an incurable disease and to cap it all my business has just gone bust." "That sounds terrible", Ed said. "What business were you in?" Ted replied, "I sold good luck charms...."
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A small boy walked into a police station one day and said, 'I've got three big brothers and we all live in the same room. My eldest brother has seven cats. Another one has three dogs and the third has a goat. I want you to do something about the smell.' 'Are the any windows in your room?' asked the officer. 'Yes, of course there are!' said the boy. 'Have you tried opening them?' 'What and lose all my pigeons....?'
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