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Today is Wednesday, February 8

Thank you, Joe!

Thanks to Dan for correcting yesterday's bonehead award.
That happened in Neon, Kentucky, not Kansas.

We had clear sky and beautiful sunshine today, but a mean
and nasty wind blowing up from Montana. When I got up
onto the high prairie on my walk, I was tempted to walk
backwards, with my back to the wind. So I took the shortcut
trail through the old folks colony and down into town from
behind there. 

I must be getting soft. 30 years ago I was running dog sleds
and riding my snow blower at -40, and had a good time.
However, I was eating a LOT more in those days.

Have FUN!

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It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "I want a good picture, so try to make this look natural," she said."Junior, put your arm around your dad's shoulder." The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket and on my wallet ?"
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A career military man, who had retired as a corporal, was telling the younger men how he handled officers during his years of service. "It didn't matter a hoot if he was a Major General, an Admiral, or the Commander-in- Chief. I always told those guys exactly where to get off." "Wow, you must have been something," the admiring young soldiers remarked. "What was your job in the service?" "Elevator operator in the Pentagon."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Omar Richardson, 18, in Jersey City, NJ Cell-phone photo leads to carjacking arrest JERSEY CITY, N.J At the time 18-year-old Omar Richardson snapped a photo of himself using a cellphone cops say he stole in a Jersey City carjacking, he probably didn't think much of it. But the cellphone was running an app that automatically forwards photos to the owner's computer, according to police. When his mug popped up on the victim's computer, she printed out the photo, brought it to the South District Police Station, and one of the officers recognized the man as Richardson, Police Lt. Edgar Martinez said. According to police reports, last Sunday, the 20-year-old victim got out of her car on Armstrong Avenue and a masked gunman approached her saying "Give me your keys and phone." The carjacker drove away heading east on Armstrong and the victim filled out a police report but told investigators she could not identify the man because he was wearing a ski mask, reports said. Police told her to keep her phone service on so they could watch for activity. But instead, she got a photo of Richardson sent straight to her, Martinez said. In the picture, the man identified as Richardson is seated and is holding up a middle finger, police said. A warrant was issued for Richardson's arrest on the charges of carjacking, armed robbery and weapons offenses, Martinez said. Police then learned he was to due to appear in court in Jersey City on Tuesday on a drug charge, reports said. Warrant squad officers made the arrest when he showed up at Central Judicial Processing court in Jersey City, Martinez said. Richardson is being held at the Hudson County jail in Kearny in lieu of a $100,000 bail, a jail official said.
Tech Support Pits: From: Betty Re: Gmail font too small Dear Webby, I have a question. You would have to respond through AOL for I cannot see it on GMail. Somehow my fonts got so small on GMail that I cannot see it. I know how to make it bigger on AOL but I cannot see how to do it on Gmail. I must have hit something by mistake. I am an old woman who does not have much computer savoy so I need it explained very simple. Thank you. Betty Dear Betty That is indeed quite tricky. Unfortunately the overpaid geeks at Google are just like government. They live in their own world, surrounded by brown-nosers, who want to secure themselves a warm place to shit, and they have no clue, what the real world needs or wants. According to them, theoretically, this should work: Change Font Face, Size, Color and Background Color in Gmail To use a custom font, change the font size or color, or add a highlighting background color when composing in Gmail: Make sure the rich-text formatting toolbar is available. If you see a Rich formatting link just above the message composition area, click it. Highlight existing text to apply formatting or set it before typing. Click the Font button to choose a custom font. Use the Size button to pick a font size, from Small to Huge. Click Text Color to select a font color. Use Highlight Color to apply a background color. Some geeks, who mess with their Gmail every day, might be able to do it from that. For the rest of us, if you are in FireFox, hold down CTRL and crank the scroll wheel of your mouse. Have FUN! DearWebby
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From this week in 2005: Drunk Avalanche and Rescue Escape Man peed his way out of an avalanche. A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out. But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through. He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem, he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported. He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there." Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours. ------------------- If he had followed the guidelines and stayed with his car, instead of staggering off into the landscape, he would have been rescued two days earlier..
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