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The visiting American was quite upset by his sudden drop in popularity. During his first two weeks in England, he had been invited everywhere, feted and entertained. Now, quite suddenly, his phone no longer jingled and no invitations crowded his mailbox. Perplexed, he called his friend, Reginald. "Reggie, you can speak frankly with me, what's happened? I'm being virtually ostracized." "Well, old boy," Reggie replied, "you'll remember that fox hunt you went on last weekend? Here in England it's customary to cry 'Tally-ho!' when you sight the fox--not, I'm afraid, 'There goes the little son of a bitch!'"
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Thanks to Liz for this: Want to know what we stay-at-home moms do all day? We smoke pot, drink beer and watch soap operas all day. Then, at 4:59 pm we wave our magic wand, and all the chores are done.
I found out today, that the orchid picture, that Dianne had sent in a few days ago, after she harvested a small version of it from some other list, appaently was taken by somebody named Anita. Click through for the large version.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Benjamin John Phillips Jr., 23, and Benjamin Michael O’Neill, 22 Brothers arrested when getaway car stalls PORT CHARLOTTE, Fla.- Charlotte County Sheriff's detectives arrested two Port Charlotte brothers for stealing copper items and tools from a stilt home Monday afternoon. Benjamin John Phillips Jr., 23, and Benjamin Michael O’Neill, 22, both of 104 Martin Drive were arrested. CCSO received a call at 12:51 p.m. from the owner of the home at 17029 Granville Avenue who said she heard noises under the home. She saw two men pushing a car out of her driveway. They were then taking items out of the trunk and putting into another vehicle, then drove off. Stolen were copper plumbing items and tools in a green bin. Deputies arrived and located a Buick Lesabre with no occupants. While preparing to have the car towed, Phillips arrived and said his car broke down and he left to get a ride. Phillips and O’Neil were taken in for further questioning. They said they were out “scrapping” and pulled into the driveway. They saw the items in a green bin and put it in their car. The car wouldn’t start, so they pushed it into the ditch in front of the home and left to look for a ride. A neighbor drove them to their stalled car and they put the bin of stolen item in the back of the vehicle and the neighbor then drove them to their home on Martin Drive. In their investigation, detectives obtained permission to search their home and located the stolen items. Phillips and O’Neil were taken to the Charlotte County Jail and were both charged with Burglary and Grand Theft. Phillips was also charged with Violation of Probation. Both remain in jail; Phillips on $5,500 bond and O’Neill on $5,000 bond.
Tech Support Pits: From: Alex Re: Best mouse Dear Webby What is the best mouse for a reasonable price? Alex Dear Alex The Microsoft Intellimouse Explorer or similar mice, that are just about the same with just a different name and price, are a pretty good deal. An example is the Microsoft Wireless Mobile mouse. Same 7 button deal, with 2 buttons, the wheel tilt switches, not recognized by Windows 7 software. Those mice work well, but eat batteries. You better have some rechargeable abtteries on hand, and a charger. Logitech of course has the same mice, forslightly higher price and better software. They also have models with a portable phone style rechargeable battery built in, and a charger stand. You just stand the mouse into it, when it is not in use. Nice, but you definitely pay for it. Wired versions are still available too, but rarely last more than a year. They all seem to die a week after the warranty runs out. There are also clones of Microsoft and Logitech mice, with slightly different packaging. However, if you have never heard the company name before, you most likely won't hear it again in the future. I had been saving up for a rechargeable Logitech mouse, but had to murder that piggy bank for food, and instead fixed the cable to an otherwise still perfectly good Microsoft mouse. The original cable always goes bad where it enters the mouse. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest said. "No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven." "You're both wrong," the guru said. "The most effective prayer position is lying down on the floor." The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas," he interrupted. "The best prayin' I ever did was when I was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole in a thunder storm."
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I met a friend the other day. She was wearing leotards under her slacks to keep her legs warm. I said "Do those really keep them warm?" She said, "Yes, only one big problem, though. They are so air tight that, when I fart, they blow my shoes off!
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