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1629 England granted a royal charter to Massachusetts Bay Colony  
1794 Eli Whitney patents the cotton gin 
1888 2nd largest snowfall in New York NY history (21") 
1900 Hugo de Vries rediscovers Mendel's laws of genetics
1900 US currency goes on gold standard 
1916 Battle of Verdun: German attack on Mort-Homme ridge
1918 1st concrete ship to cross the Atlantic (Faith) is launched
1923 Allies accept Vilnus taking East-Galicië in Poland
1923 German Supreme Court prohibits NSDAP  
1939 Nazi Germany dissolves Republic of Czechoslovakia 
1940 27 killed, 15 injured when truck full of migrant workers collides 
   with a train outside McAllen TX 
1941 Xavier Cugat & his Orchestraestra record "Babalu"
1945 RAF bomb cuts railway link Hannover-Hamburg
1951 During Korean War, US/UN forces recapture Seoul
1953 Nikita Khrushchev succeeds Malenkov as Secretary of Communist Party 
1958 South Africa government disallows ANC 
1971 South Vietnamese troops flee Laos 
1971 The Rolling Stones leave England for France to escape taxes 
1990 Mikhail S Gorbachev becomes president of the Soviet Congress 
1991 Emir of Kuwait returns to Kuwait City after the US kicked the Iraqis out
1992 Soviet newspaper "Pravda" suspends publication 
1997 68 year old Gordie Howe signs AHL contract with Syracuse Crunch
1997 Iranian military plane crashes, killing 80 
2012  smiled.

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The reason Politicians try so hard to get reelected is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living under the laws they've passed. --- Socratex I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors. --- Socratex "Nothing deters a good man from doing what is honourable." --- Seneca There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who hate them. --- Emile Chartier
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Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "They probably think that I married you for your money."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Rachel Farrell, 25 Teacher Charged With Having Sex With Multiple Students Bangor, PA Rachel Farrell aka Rachel Werner, a 25-year-old English teacher at a Bangor area high school has been jailed after she allegedly had sex with at least one 17-year-old student. Police believe, however, that she had sex with several other students as well. According to Northampton County Prosecutors, Farrell allegedly had an ongoing sexual relationship with a 17-year-old student after she seduced him on Facebook. Investigators say Farrell had sex with the student multiple times at various locations including a Wal-Mart parking lot and a motel. The "victim" told detectives Farrell was his 11th grade reading teacher and that she would regularly book a room at the Tannersville Ramada Inn so she could have sex with him. Farrell reportedly began her affair with the student just two months after she was married. Farrell allegedly admitted to having sex with the student and several other 17-year-old students. Three of the students Farrell is accused of having sex with have not been cooperative with police, according to Northampton District Attorney, John Morgenelli. Farrell was booked into jail and charged with three misdemeanor counts of corruption of a minor. Morgenelli stated that a misdemeanor charge was appropriate in this case because the students involved were 16 years old and willing and enthusiastic participants to the affair. Becasue of the seduction via FaceBook, though, she will face jail time. She can't talk herself out of that.
Tech Support Pits: From: Rex Re: CD Storage Dear Webby What's the best way to store important CDs ? I mean stuff that is not easily replaceable like music CDs are. Rex Dear Rex I recommend those aluminum briefcase style tool boxes that you see with telephone repair people and mobile computer fixers. They are about 46 x 35 x 15 cm (18" x 14" x 6" for the Imperial Loyalists) and quite sturdy. If there is a fire or any reason for evacuating quickly, you can just grab that aluminum case and run, or even toss it out a window to free your arms for computers. You can fit hundreds of CDs even with Jewel Cases into them. The trick is to put the CDs INTO the case, not piling them on top. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Frank called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?" He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone. "The evening was a disaster," he moaned. "Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother. "Oh, she came over, but she didn't know how to cook either."
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Make Replacement Boxes For Playing Cards My kids are always tearing the boxes that playing cards come in. I cut a Little Debbie oatmeal box down to where it is a little taller than the cards and put the cards in it. I used the bottom of the box and cut the top part off. I plan on decorating it later. The box will stand up or lay down. By Sandrafadeley from Portland, TN Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
Although I knew our commanding officer hated doling out weekend passes, I thought I had a good reason. "My wife is pregnant and I want to be with her," I told the C.O. Much to my surprise he said, "Permission granted." Inspired by my success, a fellow soldier also requested a weekend pass. His wife wasn't pregnant, so when the C.O. asked why he should grant him permission, my friend re- sponded, "My wife is getting pregnant this weekend and I want to be with her during that time."
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The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family who were waiting for the news: "We had twins!" The family was so excited they immediately asked, "Who do they look like?" The father paused, smiled, and said, "Each other."
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