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Good Morning,  !
Today is Thursday, March 22

They injected Avastin into both eyes, and instead of covering
them up, which would have necessitated guiding me  down to
the parking lot, they simply put four more drops of dilater into
each eye, before they toldme to leave. 
I DID manage to get to the parking lot, but after that I had to
pull my cap over my eyes to shield them from the sunny 
daylight.. 

Barb drove me home, unlocked the door for me,and even 
undid the ties on my sneakers for me.

I can see about as well as before the procedure with my
right eye, but with the left one have major problems.
Hopefully that will straighten out soon!

Today in 
1421 Battle of Beauge-French beat British
1788 Fire destroyed 856 buildings in New Orleans LA
1804 French civil Code of Napoleon adopted
1824 Fire at Cairo ammunitions dump kills 4,000 horses
1843 Preacher William Miller of Massachusetts predicts
   the world will end today.
1851 Yosemite Valley discovered in California
1857 Earthquake hits Tokyo; about 107,000 die
1866 Congress authorizes national soldiers' homes
1907 US invades Honduras
1913 Flood in Ohio, kills 400
1918 During WWI Germany launches Somme offensive
1934 Fire destroys Hakodate Japan, killing about 1,500
1937 Ponce massacre, police kill 19 at Puerto Rican Nationalist parade
1939 Nazi-Germany demands Danzig back from Poland
1943 Assassination attempt on Hitler fails
1943 British 8th army opens assault on Mareth line, Tunisia
1945 During WWII Allied bombers begin 4-day raid over Germany
1951 2,900,000 US soldiers in Korea
1960 Sharpeville Massacre: Police kill 72 in South Africa & outlaws ANC
1968 Israeli forces cross Jordan River to attack PLO bases
1975 Ethiopia ends monarchy after 3000 years
1984 Part of Central Park is named Strawberry Fields honoring John Lennon
1984 Soviet sub crashes into USS aircraft carrier Kitty Hawk off Japan
1997 Wrestlemania XIII
2012  smiled.

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Two Englishmen walking through the woods with a large Salmon under each arm when they met two Irishmen, Michael and Donal. "Hey there's some wonderful salmon, where did you get them?" "Don't tell anyone," replied the Englishmen, "but we poached them out of the river." "How did you do that?" asked Donal "Well, Fred here dangles over the bridge, I hang on to his legs and when the salmon leap out of the water on their way upstream, he just catches them." "We'll try that Michael me boy." says Donal They get to the bridge and Donal hangs Michael over the edge of the bridge by his legs, after about twenty minutes Michael screams... "Quick pull me up, pull me up!" "Have you got a salmon?" asks Donal, "No," replies Michael "but there's a train coming."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Brittany Glanville, 25 , not so drunk in this facebook picture Drunk and disorderly at 7-11 Bridgeton, N.J. (The Weekly Vice) - Brittany Glanville, a 25-year-old New Jersey woman was arrested Friday after she allegedly attacked a 7-Eleven employee because the store didn't have cooked sausages available. According to Bridgeton Police, officers were dispatched to an area 7-Eleven store after someone at the store set off an alarm. When officers arrived on the scene, Glanville was in the process of throwing something at the cashier. The cashier ducked and avoided getting nailed in the head. When officers entered the store, Glanville was attempting to climb over the counter to get at the cashier. Officers arrested Glanville and placed her into the back seat of a patrol car, however, she retaliated by attempting to kick out the vehicle's windows. The cashier told police Glanville became enraged when she discovered that there were no hot sausages ready on the store's hot dog cooker. Police believe Glandville was intoxicated because of her slurred speech, bloodshot eyes and odor of alcohol on her breath. She was charged with disorderly conduct and released.
Tech Support Pits: From: Shirley Re: Total Protection Dear Webby, Does a person need both the internet protection and total protection from McAfee? Cute picture in your newsletter today. I think giving the islands away is not right and could bring us trouble later. Thank you for all the computer hints but I love your whole letter. Keep on the road to recovery Thank you, Shirley Dear Shirley I use the Total protection. It includes the other one, and is good for three machines. The three machines do not need to be networked. That means you can sell two shares to relatives or friends on different continents. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Thanks to Ann for this: At my wedding I was amazed how well my mother controlled herself, until my grandmother had reached over to my grandfather's wheelchair and gently touched his hand. That was all it took to start my mother's tears flowing. After the wedding, Mom went over to my grandmother and told her how that tender gesture triggered her outburst. "Well, I'm sorry to ruin your moment," Grandmother replied,"but I was just trying to get him to stop snoring."
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