Low volume on some VOIP calls 



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Today is Tuesday, March 27

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Today in 
1513 Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León sights Florida 
1713 Spain loses Menorca & Gibraltar 
1790 The shoelace invented 
1794 Congress authorizes the President "to provide a naval armament" (US Navy) 
1841 1st US steam fire engine tested, New York NY 
1849 Joseph Couch patents steam-powered percussion rock drill 
1860 M L Byrn patents "covered gimlet screw with a 'T' handle" (corkscrew) 
1866 Andrew Rankin patents the urinal 
1879 Longest championship fight (136 rounds) 
1924 Canada recognizes USSR
1941 Britain leases defense bases in Trinidad to US for 99 years
1942 Japan forces Java to use "Tokyo time" 1½ hour forward 
1945 Iwo Jima occupied, after 22,000 Japanese & 6,000 US killed 
1950 Netherlands recognizes People's Republic of China
1958 Havana Hilton opens
1964 Earthquake strikes Anchorage AK, 9.2 on Richter scale, 
131 die from earthquake and resulting tsunami; 
this is the most violent eathquake in US history 
1964 UN troops arrive on Cyprus
1966 Anti Vietnam war demonstrations in US, Europe & Australia 
1980 Mount St Helens becomes active after 123 years
1997 39 cult members in California commit mass suicide (Hale-Bopp) 
In 2012  smiled

That was Secretary of State Seward who bought Alaska and the 
Aleutian Islands in 1867.

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Driving to a new restaurant, Judy took several wrong turns. When she finally found the right road, she asked her husband, "Why didn't you tell me I was lost?" "I thought you knew where you were going," he replied. "You always know where I'm supposd to be going when I'm driving."
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Although born to a Catholic family, Chester had always wanted to be Jewish. As a senior in college, he decided to take the plunge and go through the formal conversion process. He studied Judaism all semester. Finally, he felt he was ready to take the test and complete the conversion. On the appointed day, he arrived at the Rabbi's office, ready to begin. The Rabbi said, "I'm sorry, but before I give you the test, I must discuss my fee, It's $5,000." "$5,000!" exclaimed Chester, "That's a lot of money. How about $500?" "Congratulations, you pass." said the Rabbi.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Jeffrey Sevigny, 49 of Pembroke, Mass Drunk driving with a Bobcat is third DUI A 49-year-old Pembroke man is facing his third drunken driving charge after neighbors said they saw him doing “doughnuts” while driving a Bobcat tractor on one of the town’s main roads. Jeffrey Sevigny of 72 Mill St. was arraigned Thursday in Plymouth District Court and was being held on $2,500 cash bail. He was charged with third-offense drunken driving, driving with a suspended license as a subsequent offense and negligent driving. Witnesses told police they saw Sevigny riding a Bobcat tractor on Center Street and Mill Street at about 8 p.m. Wednesday. It is illegal to operate tractors on public roads, Pembroke police Lt. Mike Jenness said. Witnesses told police they saw Sevigny doing “doughnuts”, circular maneuvers that leave skid marks on the road, near Tubbs Meadow. Police said they saw Sevigny driving the tractor onto a dirt area off the road. Authorities saw wheel marks left by the tractor on Center and Mill streets, Jenness said. Police said they could smell alcohol on Sevigny’s breath. No field sobriety tests were conducted because the driver was too drunk, Jenness said. Sevigny is due back in court April 20.
Tech Support Pits: From: Kevin Re: voice volume on VOIP Dear Webby, I have had Voice Over IP for my phone for almost a year and have been reasonably happy with it. Lately I noticed that with some people I have a rela problem hearing them. Not all, but especially with sales people the volume seems to be really low. Is that due to VOIP ? Thanks Kevin Dear Kevin Since you can hear some people normally, the problem is most likely just lazy people using a speakerphone and not talking directly at it. Insist on talking to the manager or owner of that business, and complain. The alternative is to switch to a supplier, where they care enough about their customers to use head-sets or regular phones, or at least talk directly at a speakerphone. With incoming calls I am quite fussy. If the volume is too low, or the background noise sounds like a laundromat or a call center in Pakistan, I put the phone down, and let them listen to my radio until they hang up. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Thanks to Bob for this one: It was moving day. The previous owners were going to finish moving out that morning, and we were going to start moving in that afternoon. We showed up just as they were finishing up, around lunchtime. The couple was sitting down for a breather before they left. The wife suggested to her husband that they go to McDonald's for lunch. She told us with guilty pleasure, "I know it's not good for me, but I just love burgers and fries." Her husband had a somewhat disgusted look on his face. He told us, in all seriousness, "Not me. I'm a meat and potatoes man."
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