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Good Morning,  !
Today is Thursday, April 5

From Mike
Dear Webby,
Following the example of your "friend" at AOL, I've decided
 I want special attention as well.  

Henceforth, I shall be addressed as 
"Sir Mike of the Realm of the Virgins, Seeker of Truth and 
Slayer of Dragons, Rescuer of Damsels in or out of Distress, 
ESQ, PDA, LT, USN (Ret), MPG, JPG, Original Blend, 
Your Mileage may Vary."

If that doesn't fit, please feel free to continue addressing 
me as Mike.

Love the laughs, especially from the A-OL's 

Of the Realm of Virgins Beach, Virginia

Today in 
2348 -BC- Noah's ark grounded, Mount Ararat
1242 Alexander Nevsky of Novgorod defeats Teutonic Knights
1614 Indian princess Pocahontas marries English colonist John Rolfe
1621 Mayflower sails from Plymouth on a return trip to England 
1648 Spanish troops/feudal barons strike down people's uprising in Naples
1722 Jacob Roggeveen discovers Easter Island
1751 Adolf Frederik of Holstein-Gottorp crowns himself king of Sweden
1762 British take Grenada, West Indies, from French
1896 1st modern Olympic Games officially open in Athens 
1902 Soccer match riot between Scotland & England kills 25 
1915 French begin Wovre-offensive 
1923 Firestone Company puts their inflatable tires into production 
1938 Anti-Jewish riots break out in Dabrowa Poland 
1944 140 Lancasters bomb airplane manufacturer in Toulouse 
1964 1st driverless trains run on the London Underground 
1971 Mount Etna erupts in Sicily Italy 
1974 Then tallest building, World Trade Center opens in NYC
1983 France throws out 47 Soviet diplomats
2063 Earth's 1st contact by extra-terrestrials (Vulcan); according to Star Trek 
2012  smiled

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --- Douglas Adams
Thanks to Pat for this: Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless, so my wife handed him a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time the speaker said the word "and." After a while, he grew bored, and I asked, "Would you like to listen for a different word?" "Yes," he whispered. "I'd like to listen for 'Amen'."
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Jane and Gina and Mona died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was. Jane said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he turned her away. Gina said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he turned her away. Mona said she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "OK, tell me." She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder..." St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good!" Mona continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Olga perdomo and Willie Weathersby Bank Robbers Caught After Returning To Crime Scene The FBI said an attempted bank robber in Chicago was foiled by a teller who told her the bank was closed and she should come back the following day. The criminal complaint filed Tuesday in U.S. District Court said Olga Perdomo walked into the Albany Bank and Trust on West Lawrence Avenue around 5 p.m. on March 29 and handed a teller a note demanding "all of your money, no cops, no dye pack," the Chicago Tribune reported Wednesday. However, after reading the note, the teller told the woman the bank was closed and told her to come back the next day. "The female then left the bank," the complaint said. The woman, who was seen by a surveillance camera, was spotted by a bank employee walking outside of the establishment with a man around 3:20 p.m. Monday. Perdomo was arrested and police caught the man she was walking with after a short chase. The man was identified as Willie Weathersby, who officers recognized as a suspect in the robbery of $2,589 from the same bank March 23, the FBI said.
Tech Support Pits: From: Betty Re: Protect HTML from copying Dear Webby Is there a way to protect the HTML source of my pages from getting copied? Thanks Betty Dear Betty HTML source code can be encrypted. Just go to paste your HTML Source, and they will encrypt it for you. If you don't want to go quite that far, you can compress the source code by taking out all the empty spaces and line ends. That makes it awfully hard to read the source code, and will discourage most people from stealing it. There is a free compressor at Have FUN! DearWebby
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Thanks to Hope for bringing back this classic: A Southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he yelled, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he hollered, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it all and pour it into the river. AMEN! " With the sermon complete, he sat down. The choir leader stood very cautiously, carefully steadying himself by hanging on to the pew, and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closhing sschong, let ush sching Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River?"
Daily tip from Hang Soap At Outdoor Spigot I put a bar of soap in the toe of a cut off leg of pantyhose and tie it onto my out side water faucets. It is handy for clean up after working in the yard and saves bringing the grime into the house. I have also taken these to picnics, family gatherings, etc. and slip knotted them onto a faucet for hand washing. By plwp12 from Odessa, TX Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
One day while returning to my desk after a routine service call, a young lady flagged me down and asked for help. "My disk drive won't work, can you help me?" I told her I'd take a look and proceeded over to her machine, where I found shredded up clear plastic baggie-like stuff hanging out of her disk drive. While I spent the next 20 minutes getting her disk out and digging out the plastic, I noticed two guys in the corner trying awful hard to keep a straight face. I asked her how the plastic got in the drive. "Oh, you mean the condom? Yes, John & Dave over there told me to always put a condom on my disk before inserting it to prevent it from catching viruses." By this point, John & Dave were roaring and it was all I could do to keep from joining them. The "condom" turned out to be a standard plastic sleeve. I delicately explained to her that a practical joke had been played and she shouldn't do that anymore, when she asked, "Does that mean that I don't have to stroke it ten times or blow on it either?"
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"Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. Karin complied, and got a ticket for fifty-five dollars. She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always examined her chequebook, should learn of the incident. Then inspiration struck and she marked the check stub, "One pullover, $55."
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