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Today is Friday, April 13
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!



Snow again, but first it rained a bit. I have a hunch by
Sunday I'll see the first daffodils!

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0837 Best view of Halley's Comet in 2000 years
1204 Crusaders occupy, sack and plunder Constantinople
1556 Portuguese Marranos who revert back to Judaism burned by order of Pope 
1741 Dutch people protest bad quality of bread
1860 1st Pony Express reaches Sacramento CA 
1861 After 34 hours of bombardment, Fort Sumter surrenders to Confederates
1869 Steam power brake patented (George Westinghouse) 
1902 JC Penney opens his 1st store in Kemmerer WY 
1941 Russian-Japan no-attack treaty goes into effect 
1943 Nazi's discover mass grave of Polish officers near Katyn
1944 South Carolina rejects black suffrage
1945 Allies occupy Wien (Vienna) without resistance
1945 US marines conquer Minna Shima off Okinawa 
1959 Vatican edict forbids Roman Catholics from voting for communists
1961 UN General Assembly condemns South Africa for apartheid 
1962 US steel industry forced to give up price increases
1970 Apollo 13 announces "Houston, we've got a problem!" as oxygen tank
       explodes en route to Moon
1975 Christian Falange kills 27 Palestinians, begins Lebanese civil war
1983 Undefeated middleweight boxer Tony Ayala gets 35 years on sex assault 
1987 Portugal signs agreement to return Macau to China (in 1999) 
1994 President guard at Kigali Rwanda, chops 1,200 church members to death
1994 Target date for Israeli complete withdrawal, doesn't occur 
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Someone in our neighborhood put a huge sofa out by the curb for trash collection. Since it was in good shape, many motorists slowed down for a look. But when they saw how enormous it was, they all left. Eventually a compact car pulled up, and two men got out. "This I've got to see," I thought. They removed the cushions, turned the sofa upside down, and shook it hard. Then they picked up all the coins that tumbled out and drove off.
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A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?" "Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat."
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Tech Support Pits: From: DJ Re: How do you set up a Signature Block in Windows Live Mail I have windows 7 with windows live mail. I cannot find the signature line that you spoke of today. any idea where to look? thanks, D.J. Dear DJ I have never touched Windows Live Mail, but according to Google, it is quite easy: Select the Menu in Windows Live Mail Select Tools | Options Go to the Signatures tab. Click New under Signatures. Type the text of your signature under Edit Signature. Hit OK Have FUN! DearWebby
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As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it. For fifty years Uncle Jack left the box alone, until Aunt Edna was old and dying. One day when he was putting their affairs in order, he found the box again and thought it might hold something important. Opening it, he found two doilies and $82,500 in cash. He took the box to her and asked about the contents. "My mother gave me that box the day we married," she explained. "She told me to make a doily to help ease my frustrations every time I got mad at you." Uncle Jack was very touched that in 50 years she'd only been mad at him twice. "Where did the $82,500 come from?" he asked. "Oh, that's the money I made selling all the doilies."
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A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark." The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you." The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?" "Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him," she said. The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me the broom?"
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Scanning the phone book for a garbage collection service, I came across one that clearly wasn't afraid to tackle any job. Their ad read: "Residential hauling. All types of junk removed. No load too large or too small. Garages, basements, addicts."
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