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Good Morning,  !
Today is Saturday, April 14

On my walk to the post office today it was nice and sunny,
with the sky in the West clear, but stormy clouds everywhere 
else. About half way there I noticed some rain drops!
It felt quite neat, feeling the warm sun on my face, and 
cool rain drops on top of my head.

The rain drops were sparse enough, so that they did not 
really wet the road or sidewalk. They showed briefly, but
evaporated in a few seconds. I quite enjoyed it.

Have FUN!

Today in 
1536 English king Henry VIII expropriate minor monasteries
1614 Pocahontas, daughter of chief Powhatan, marries planter John Rolfe 
1756 Governor Glen of South Carolina protests against 900 Acadia Indians
1792 France declares war on Austria, starting French Revolutionary Wars
1799 Napoleon called for establishing Jerusalem for Jews
1809 Napoleon defeated Austria in the Battle of Abensberg, Bavaria
1814 Napoleon banished to Elba
1828 18-gun sloop "Acorn" sinks off Halifax with 115 men aboard 
1860 1st Pony Express rider arrives in San Francisco CA from St Joseph MO 
1863 William Bullock patents continuous-roll printing press
1865 President Abraham Lincoln shot in Ford's Theatre by John Wilkes Booth 
1871 Canada sets denominations of currency as dollars, cents, & mills 
1872 Dominion Lands Act passed-Canada's Homestead Act 
1894 1st public showing of Thomas Edison's kinetoscope (moving pictures) 
1903 Dr Harry Plotz discovers vaccine against typhoid
1909 Anglo-Persian Oil Company forms in London
1912 The Titanic strikes iceberg off the coast of Halifax, Nova Scotia
1914 Stacy G Carkhuff patents non-skid tire pattern 
1931 Spain becomes republic with overthrow of King Alfonso XIII 
1935 Sandstorm ravages US midwest (Dust Bowl) 
1940 Allied troops land in Norway 
1940 RCA demonstrates its new electron microscope in Philadelphia
1941 1st massive German raid in Paris France, 3,600 Jews rounded up
1941 King Peter leaves Yugoslavia 
1945 American B-29 incendiary raids on Tokyo damage the Imperial Palace
1948 A flash of light is observed in the crater Plato on the Moon
1953 Viet-Minh offensive in Laos
1956 Ampex Corp demonstrates 1st commercial videotape recorder 
1958 Sputnik 2 (with dog Laika) burns up in atmosphere 
1961 1st live television broadcast from the Soviet Union
1961 Cuban-American invasion army departs Nicaragua 
1967 In the Vietnam War, US planes bomb Haiphong for 1st time 
1971 Supreme Court upheld busing as means of achieving racial desegregation 
1978 Korean Air Lines Boeing 707, fired on by Soviets, crashes in Russia
1980 1st Cubans of the Mariel boatlift sail to Florida 
1981 1st Space Shuttle-Columbia 1-returns to Earth 
1986 US aircraft tested in bombing 5 locations in Libya after 
   non-stop flight from US (with aerial refueling, and landing in England afterwards.
1988 USSR, US, Pakistan & Afghanistan sign Afghanistan treaty
1989 1,100,000,000th Chinese born
1992 UN-imposed embargo against Libya takes effect
2012  smiled

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Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. --- Thomas Sowell
A young guide took a man hunting. The man got a good share of ground squirrels but, unhappy with the lack of real sport, said, "Young fella, take me where there's some action. There's some danger in going after cougar, or puma, or bear." The young man said, "If you're looking for danger, you ought to go out hunting with my dad. Last week he shot my uncle."
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When I was in Navy boot camp, we were required to write home once a week. My mother promised return letters from the family. The best one I received was from my kid brother. "Hi," he wrote. "I miss you very much. I have to do the dishes every night."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Megan Denman, 29, in Fresno, California 5th Fresno teacher in 8 month jailed after Sex With Student Fresno, Calif. (The Weekly Vice) - Megan Denman, a 29-year-old teacher at Hoover High School in Fresno has been jailed after she allegedly had sex with a student. According to Fresno police, Denman performed oral sex on and slept with a student under the age of 18. Denman has been placed on paid administrative leave by school officials while the investigation continues. Denman, who also assists as a cheerleading coach at the school, was reportedly married just 18 months ago. She was booked into the Fresno County Jail on charges of sex with a minor and oral sex with a person under the age of 18. She was released after posting $55,000 bail. There definitely seems to be a trend showing recently. Recently married teachers pick on gossipy students for extra sex. Sex between teachers and students has been going on for thousands of years, but in the past, nobody talked.
Tech Support Pits: From: Maurice Re: Can you edit PDF files? Dear Webby Is it possible to edit PDF files without shelling out $900 for that Adobe program? I just need to fill out forms, that are in PDF, so that I can fax them back from the computer. Maurice Dear Maurice Yes, sure you can! I use PDF Exchange from Tracker. They have a free version, which is mainly a viewer, but lets you do some basic editing. The more advanced versions give you complete control of PDF files, as if you had them in a word processor. One word of caution, though, the program has been written in England, and you might find the top menu not very intuitive. It works, but takes some getting used to. Just like electro-mechanics cuss about "weird limey logic" when working on British equipment, you might be doing some cussing until you get the hang of it. One tip, to enter data into a spot on a PDF form, you don't click on "EDIT" or "INSERTt", but on "TYPEWRITER". Weird, by our logic, but it does work! However, to paste a transparent background GIF picture with your signature, there you use EDIT, PASTE. You can then grab the corners of the signature picture and stretch or squish it to fit. If you have to fill out a big stack of forms, you will get used to the British logic soon, and even get fast at it. However, if you use the program only at tax time, make a text file with notes and tips in YOUR words, so that you can refresh your knowledge next year at this time with a minimum of cussing. For Home use you can now get PDF-XChange Lite for FREE. Just download it and start using it. If you need more features, buy the PRO license and unlock the already installed PRO features. That company has recently moved to Vancouver Island in BC, but the program is still unmistakenly British. Have FUN! DearWebby
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An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter Soviet offensive tactics. That summer, the area had experienced an infestation of rattlesnakes. Officers and NCOs were given one magazine of live ammunition to counter this danger, as several men had already been bitten. So much ammunition was expended shooting, supposedly, at snakes that the post commander demanded that every officer and NCO who had shot at a snake present the dead snake as proof that the expenditure of rounds was justifiable. The next day, the post commander entered his office and spotted a shoe box on his desk. He opened it, revealing a sleepy and sluggish, but very live, rattlesnake. Inside the box were twenty expended cartridges, and a short note. The note said, "I missed!"
Daily tip from Freezing Eggs Until a good friend shared this tip with me, I did not know that fresh eggs can be whisked together and frozen for up to six months. I have been doing this for over a year now. I buy large eggs when they are on sale in the 18 pack cartons. I keep out about six for use in the fridge and then whisk together whites and yolks of the remaining 12 eggs until just combined. I then measure them into my ice ice-cube trays, using 3 Tbsp. of the mixture per segment (3 Tbsp. is equivalent to 1 large egg). Freeze them until solid, then transfer the cubes to a freezer bag for up to 6 months. Don't forget to date the freezer bag. When ready to use take out one or more and thaw in the refrigerator. By Bobbie G from Rockwall, TX Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE. Common sign in Arizona. If you don't see the sign in or before a dip, wait for some silly tourist to try driving through. and take pictures. Other funny signs: Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED. Hotel elevator, Paris: PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK Hotel, Yugoslavia: THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID. Hotel, Yugoslavia: THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID. A laundry in Rome: LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME
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A beautiful young lady arrived breathlessly at the church, jsut as the congregation was rushing to their cars. "Is - m - ass - out?" she panted to one of the slower dowagers. "No, child, but your skirt IS a little short," she replied. Her well-endowed sister tried to enter the church the following week and was refused by one of the ushers because he felt she wasn't properly attired. "But, I have a divine right!" she argued. The usher answered, "And your left isn't bad either, but you can't come in here unless you cover them up a bit more." That usher got fired that day.
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