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1421 Dikes at Dort Holland breaks, 100,000 drown
1492 Christopher Columbus signs contract with Spain to find the Indies
1521 Martin Luther is excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church 
1524 Giovanni Verrazano, a florentine navigator, discovers New York Bay
1711 Charles VI Habsburg becomes king of Austria 
1808 Napoleon orders seizure of US ships 
1824 Russia abandons all North American claims south of 54 40' N 
1861 Virginia become 8th state to secede 
1939 Stalin signs British-France-Russian anti-nazi pact 
1941 British troops land in Iraq and Yugoslavia; surrender to Nazi's 
1945 8th Air Force bombs Dresden for 3 days
1946 Syria declares independence from French administration
1961 1,400 Cuban exiles land in Bay of Pigs attempt to overthrow Castro
1964 Ford Mustang formally introduced ($2368 base) 
1967 Surveyor 3 launched; soft lands on Moon, April 20
1975 Khmer Rouge captures Phnom Penh, Cambodia
1982 Canada adopts its constitution 
1983 India entered space age launching SLV-3 rocket
1997 John Bell, 115, recieves new pacemaker 
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Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble. --- Samuel Johnson
Bob was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. "You did a great job." he said and handed the man a check. "Also, in order to thank you, here's an extra $80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie." Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. Thinking the man had forgotten something he asked, "What's the matter, did you forget something?" "Nope." replied the painter. "I'm just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked."
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Bob sets up his friend Mike to go on a blind date with his cousin. Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be with her all night." "Don't worry," Bob says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't, just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake a heart attack." That night Mike knocks at the girl's door. When she comes out he is awe-struck at how hot and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly grabs for her chest and lets out a loud ... "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Lawrence Deptola, 49, of Cottage Place in Utica, NY Man attempted to rob three banks with a toilet plunger A Utica man faces felony charges. Police say he attempted to rob three different banks armed with a toilet plunger. Surveillance photos captured the suspect entering the Key Bank on Genesee Street Thursday afternoon. Around 1:30 Thursday afternoon, Utica Police responded to the Key Bank for a report of an attempted robbery. Officers also were contacted by two other banks that said the man had also entered there and demanded money. Bank employees say he came in started yelling obscenities, telling them to put money in a bag. Police say he threatened the tellers with the plunger. Officers in an unmarked car responded to the scene and saw the suspect walking away. When the suspect saw the officers, he ran. Police caught up with him and took him into custody. Lawrence Deptola, 49, of Cottage Place in Utica is charged with attempted robbery, a class "E" felony. The plunger was recovered inside Citizen's Bank.
Tech Support Pits: From: Robert Re: Laptop keyboard lettering Dear Webby The white lettering on my laptop keyboard is coming off. Is there a way to replace it???? Robert Dear Robert You can try Letraset and then seal it with a drop of marine spar varnish or clear nail polish. You can get letraset at art supply stores. They are getting away from clean industrial fonts and drifting to artsy-fartsy stuff, but one or tow of their fonts are usable. The alternative is to get a super-fine Nissen paint marker. They are actually made for industrial use in machine shops and welding shops for lay-out and identifying pieces, and the paint is extremely durable. You can order them online at Nissen Markers. Depending on the size you get, they are $4 - $6 each. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments after class. Holding out the young man's assignment, the professor said, "Did you write this poem all by yourself?" The student said, "Every word of it." The professor said, "Well, then, I'm glad to meet you, Mr. Poe. However, all these books here say you are dead. Since I can not correct all the books about you, .... Which way would you like to die ?"
Daily tip from Organizing Craft Patterns I love to sew, but one thing I don't like is trying to get the pattern pieces back into those little envelopes that have the pattern in it originally. I knew I had to do something. I went to an office supply store and bought some cheap file folders. I sew them along the sides then cut the pattern envelope to the size of the file folder and tape or glue it on the outside. It is so much easier to fold the pattern pieces to fit the file folder. I bought a file cabinet at an auction for $1.00 and I was set. No more frustration. By Carole from Klamath, CA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
A man spent several hours enduring long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the Department of Motor Vehicles. On his way home, he stopped to pick up a gift for his son. He selected a baseball bat. "Cash or charge," the clerk asked. "Cash!" the man snapped, then apologizing for his rudeness, he explained, "I've just spent the entire afternoon at the Motor Vehicle office." "I understand," the clerk replied, and then asked, "Shall I gift wrap the bat, or ... are you going back there?"
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In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece. One of the old farmers stood up and said, "What does she know about anything? I would like to ask her if she knows how many toes a pig has?" Quick as a flash, the woman replied, "Take off your boots, Bobo, and if you can count that high, count them yourself!"
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