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Today is Wednesday, April 18

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but hopefully some of you will clue me in!

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Today in 
1521 Parliament of Worms Cardinal Alexander questions Martin Luther 
1838 Wilkes' expedition to South Pole sails 
1853 1st train in Asia (Bombay to Tanna, 36 km) 
1861 Colonel Robert E Lee turns down offer to command Union armies 
1902 Denmark is 1st country to adopt fingerprinting to identify criminals
1923 Poland annexes Central Lithuania
1934 1st "Washateria" (laundromat) opens (Fort Worth TX) 
1946 US recognizes Tito's Yugoslavia government 
1949 Republic of Ireland withdraws from British Commonwealth
1950 1st transatlantic jet passenger trip 
1956 Egypt & Israel agree to a cease fire
1980 Zimbabwe (formerly Southern Rhodesia) declares independence from UK 
1982 Zimbabwe capital Salisbury renamed Harare 
1983 A lone suicide bomber kills 63, at the US Embassy in Lebanon 
1994 Lebanon drops relations with Iran 
2012  smiled

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"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." --- Aldous Huxley There is something that is much more scarce, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability. --- Robert Half
Thanks to Trish for this: Husband by text to wife at work ............ "Windows at home frozen - what should I do?" Wife - "spray some de-icer or pour hot water on them" Husband a few minutes later - "Did that - now computer won't work at all"!
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A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his playmate I'll be gone for awhile I have to have surgery. On the day he was admitted his mother asked if the doctor would please circumcise the boy, since he's already going to be under anaesthesia. The boy woke up and was very sore "down there" there for several days. About a week later he got to see his playmate again. The playmate informed him that he, too, was also going to have to have his tonsils out. He asked the boy to tell him about the surgery. The little boy replied, "All I can tell you is your tonsils are not where you think they are."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Mallory Renee Mims, 22, Orond Beach, Florida Leaving Child Locked Inside Car While Applying And Drinking At Local Bar Mallory Renee Mims, a 22-year-old Ormond Beach woman was jailed Friday after she allegedly left her 5-year-old child unattended in a car for over an hour while she applied for a job at a bar, then stuck around to drink a few shots. According to the Volusia County Sheriff's Office, Mims went to the Pirana Bar and Grill to fill out a job application. Investigators say Mims left her child in a locked car with the windows rolled up while she went inside. After applying for the job, she hung out at the bar for over an hour, consuming three shots of vodka. When a bar patron asked Mims about the child, Mims denied that the child was hers. When Mims tried to leave the bar, the bartender took away her keys. Police were called when Mims went behind the bar to retrieve her keys. When officers arrived on the scene, Mims smelled of alcohol and appeared to be intoxicated, according to the arrest affidavit. She was booked into the Volusia County Branch Jail and charged with child neglect and leaving a child unattended in a vehicle for more than 15 minutes, which is the limit in Florida. She was released after posting $1,500 bail. The child was placed in the care of a relative.
Tech Support Pits: From: Ric Re: Keyboard Labels Dear Webby In response to the key board lettering wearing out, my daughter had the same problem. The computer store (MicroCenter: had sets of stickers specifically for key boards. It was about $15. I did a search on the microenter web site for "keyboard labels" and found them. Keyboard Labels Ric Dear Ric Thanks for that info! Have FUN! DearWebby From Dani Hi Webby, I also wore off the letters on my keyboard. I took a plain white label and wrote the letters that were missing and attached them to the keys. Problem solved. Dani Thanks Dani! That would definitely be the cheapest solution! Have FUN! DearWebby
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As I left the supermarket, I noticed two little kids, maybe six or seven years old, selling candy bars in front of the store to raise money for their school band. "I'll buy a chocolate bar on one condition," I said to one of the boys. "That you eat it for me." As I handed him back the candy bar, he shook his head. "I can't," he said. "Why not?" Looking me in the eye, he responded gravely, "Because I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers."
Daily tip from Book Exchange Party One year, my daughter hosted a book exchange for some of her friends and neighbors. Kids brought their used books and took turns selecting new old books. We baked a cake shaped like a book and that was it. The kids played outside afterward. No expense but for the cake and everyone had some books to enjoy afterward. By Jackie from Medinah, IL Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
What's an eight letter word that has only one letter in it? An envelope!
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A voice on the office loudspeaker announced: "We will be testing the speaker system to make sure it will work pro- perly in case of emergency. If you are unable to hear this announcement, please contact the receptionist."
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