How to fix pictures, that are sawed off on new W7 Laptop? 

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Good Morning,  !

Today is Friday, April 20
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

Thank you Doris!
Thank you Nellie!

Today I have to go to Calgary and get injections into both 
eyes. I might not see well enough to write and send the 
Saturday issue, so I apologize for that in advance.
By Sunday I should be able to again see enough.

Have FUN!

Today in 
0295 8th recorded perihelion passage of Halley's Comet 
1505 Jews are expelled from Orange Burgundy by Philibert of Luxembourg 
1770 Captain Cook arrives in New South Wales
1775 British begin siege of Boston 
1792 France declares war on Austria, Prussia & Sardinia 
1861 Colonel Robert E Lee resigns from Union army
1894 136,000 mine workers strike in Ohio for pay increase 
1919 Polish Army captures Vilno, Lithuania from Soviet Army 
1926 1st check sent by radio facsimile transmission across the Atlantic 
1936 Jews repel an Arab attack in Petach Tikvah Palestine 
1945 Soviet troops enter Berlin 
1958 Morocco demands departure of Spanish troops 
1967 US planes bomb Haiphong for 1st time during the Vietnam War
1972 Apollo 16's Young & Duke land on Moon with Boeing Lunar Rover #2 
1973 Canadian ANIK A2 becomes 1st commercial satellite in orbit 
1980 Cubans begin to arrive in US from Mariel boatlift
1983 President Ronald Reagan signs a $165 billion bail-out for Social Security 
1988 US accuses Renamo of killing 100,000 Mozambiquians
1999 Deadliest school shooting in US history at Columbine High School, Littleton CO
Jewish Passover/Pesach (Feast of Deliverance) (Nisan 15, 5760 AM) 
2012  smiled

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A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it's only $500," replied the man. "Precisely. That's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need to nail him."
Click on the picture for the large version Popocatepetl, Mexico, messing up the pollution statistics again!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Michael Baker, 20 in Jenkins, Kentucky Facebooked into jail APRIL 18--A Kentucky bonehead is facing a misdemeanor rap after he siphoned gasoline from a police car, a theft that came to the attention of cops after the perp posted a Facebook photo memorializing the crime. As seen in the above photo, as Michael Baker, 20, was swiping the gas last month from a Jenkins Police Department squad car, he made sure to flip the bird as his girlfriend snapped a picture. After obtaining a copy of the photo (which began circulating in Jenkins) police arrested Baker Monday evening for theft by unlawful taking, according to an arrest warrant, which alleges that he “stole gas from a Jenkins City Police Cruiser” and then “posted a picture of his theft on facebook.” Baker, pictured in the mug shot, is scheduled to be arraigned today in Letcher County District Court.
Tech Support Pits: From: Rheta Re: Pictures sawed off DearWebby: It's been a while. But I read all your tips, and advice. Think you for sharing. My question to day is. First I have a new laptop. With Windows 7 :( and none of my pictures fit my screen. I even tried to save this sweet little mouse you have. Rheta Dear Rheta I guess you found out the hard way why I have been bitching against sawed off monitors. If you still have a standard monitor, plug it into the socket on the back or side of the laptop. W7 will recognize it and allow you to configure it any way you want it. Set it to 1600 x 1200, if the video card in that laptop can handle that. Then you can see everything in standard 4;3 format and proper sharpness on the old monitor, and have the sawed off monitor on the side. Some people turn the laptop "on it's ear", sideways. They use a regular keyboard anyway so as not to wreck their wrists with the laptop keyboard. With the sawed off laptop screen turned sideways, so that it is a tall and slim portrait format, it becomes quite handy for long lists, spreadsheets to record links, and especially for writing. With today's preference for narrow columns, the tall portrait format is just perfect. And on the right you have the old monitor in standard 4:3 format and high resolution for graphics or anything that looks better in standard format. Almost all modern laptops can handle a standard monitor on the side, in addition to their sawed off screen. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just absolutely had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he wasn't felling well and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church! At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?" The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why would you let him do that?" The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to brag to?"
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