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Good Morning,  !
Today is Sunday, April 22

Thank you Doris!
Thank you Nellie!

Finally I see well enough again to work.
Last night at 8 pm the shady back yard East of the house
still looked like fresh snow in bright sunlight. So I decided to
catch up on some of last year's missed sleep.

I wrote to Lewis at the Ezinefinder a few more times to
all his addresses, and by Saturday evening it seemed to be
working again, for registered users anyway. Whether the
voting via confirmation request email also works, we will 
find out when I enter the numbers into the graph tomorrow 
night, actually Monday morning around 02:30 am, 
when they normally update and show the previous day's votes.

Saturday was a beautiful and warm and sunny day. First day 
of the year, where I could comfortably eay lunch out on the
deck. I sure enjoyed that!

Have FUN!

Today in 
0687 -BC- Chinese record a meteor shower in Lyra 
1056 Supernova Crab nebula last seen by the naked eye
1526 1st slave revolt occurs in South Carolina
1648 English army claims king Charles I responsible for bloodshed
1838 English steamship "Sirius" docks in NYC after Atlantic crossing 
1861 Robert E Lee named commander of Virginia Confederate forces
1864 US mints 2 coin (1st appearance of "In God We Trust") 
1889 Oklahoma land rush officially starts; as many as nine out of ten
 of these settlers had jumped the gun, earning themselves the name "Sooners" 
1898 1st Spanish-American War action USS Nashville, takes enemy ship 
1898 US President William McKinley orders blockade of Cuban harbors
1940 Rear Admiral Joseph Taussig testifies before US Senate Naval Affairs 
Committee that war with Japan is inevitable (He was right) 
1943 RAF shoots down 14 German transport planes over Mediterranean Sea 
1952 1st atomic explosion on network news, Nob NV 
1955 Congress orders all US coins bear motto "In God We Trust" 
1969 1st human eye transplant performed 
1983 Great Britain performs nuclear test at Nevada Test Site 
1995 George Foreman beats Axel Schulz in 12 for heavyweight boxing title 
2012 US finished building a $750,000 soccer field for 
detainees in Guantanamo, Cuba
2012  smiled

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"Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his own money than what Barack Obama does with mine." --- Lillemor The sages do not consider that making no mistakes is a blessing. They believe, rather, that the great virtue of man lies in his ability to correct his mistakes and continually make a new man of himself. --- Wang Yang-Ming Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. --- Jimmy Demaret "The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more." --- Max Kauffmann
The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms, and kissed her. She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said, "but I'm not that kind!" "Actually, I've never tried to kiss a model before," he protested. "Really?" she said, softening. "Well, how many models have there been?" "Four so far," he replied, thinking back. "A jug, two apples, a tractor, and a vase...."
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Three rabbinical students were caught by the Rabbi gambling and drinking in the company of undesirable characters before the sun set on the evening of the Sabbath. The Rabbi called them into his study the next day. They all confessed to having given in to weakness, and admitted that they deserved punishment. The Rabbi thought for a moment, then went into his kitchen and brought back three bags of dried peas. "Put these in your shoes," he told them, "and walk on them for a week, to remind yourself how hard life can be when you turn away from your faith." A few days later the three students met. One was limping terribly, had dark circles under his eyes, and looked very tired. The others seemed much as he had been the week before. The first student said, "How is it that you are walking so freely? Didn't you do as the Rabbi told us and put the peas in your shoes?" "Of course I did," said the second. "How could I disobey the Rabbi? I just chose to wear a different pair of shoes." The third student interrupted, "The rabbi expressly stated that we were to WALK on the peas." The first student inquired how he could be walking so well if he was walking on the peas. The third student smiled and said, "I boiled them first."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Shriya Biman Patel, 25 in Austin, Texas Jailed After Setting Husband On Fire, Locking Him In Bathroom To Burn Shriya Biman Patel, a 25-year-old North Austin woman was jailed Thursday after she allegedly set her husband on fire and then locked him in the bathroom to burn. According to the Austin Police Department, officers were called to the couple's apartment around 9:15 p.m. after witnesses reported that a man was screaming for help from his balcony. One caller told police that the man was yelling things like "why would you burn me?" and "All I wanted to do is love you." When officers arrived on the scene, they found a badly burned man. He was naked and writhing on the floor, screaming in pain. When officers asked the man what happened, he stated that he was in the bathtub expecting to receive a massage from Patel when instead, she burst in and poured gasoline on him. Patel then lit him on fire with a candle and then locked the bathroom door, trapping the man inside. The man was able to kick down the door and escape, but not before sustaining severe burn injuries. Investigators say Patel had removed the smoke detectors from the apartment and disabled the sprinklers in preparation for the assault. They also found a Walmart receipt showing that she had purchased items used in the attack earlier that day. The victim was taken to the San Antonio Military Medical Center where he was treated for burns to 70% of his body. Although the couple has been married for about a year, Patel had just moved to the U.S. from India about a week prior. Patel was booked into jail and charged with arson and assault with a deadly weapon. She is currently being held in lieu of $1,000,000 bail.
Tech Support Pits: From: Betty Re: Not receiving any email Hi Webby I wrote to you yesterday but noticed i have not recieved any e-mails from anyone since the 18th. can you tell me why? Thanks Sweetie Betty Would you please send your answer to b*****@frontier.com in case this one does not work Betty B Dear Betty Most likely you have reached your limit with your Gmail. Dump the spam, dump the trash. That will give you some elbow room. Then go into the settings and look for where you assign Keyboard Hotkeys Assign for example "1" to select all mails on that page and "`",the key to the left of the "1" for deleting all selected mails. (Without the "quotes of course) Next set it to show 100 mails per page. Then go to the oldest. Hit 1 to select all Hit ' to dump those. Keep doing that until you have 50% free. Have FUN! DearWebby
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An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff of one company. The support staff whipped the marketing department soundly. To show just "how" the marketing department earns their keep, they posted this memo on the bulletin board after the game: "The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the Softball Season, we came in second place, having lost but one game all year. The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season, as they won only one game."
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Book Exchange Party One year, my daughter hosted a book exchange for some of her friends and neighbors. Kids brought their used books and took turns selecting new old books. We baked a cake shaped like a book and that was it. The kids played outside afterward. No expense but for the cake and everyone had some books to enjoy afterward. By Jackie from Medinah, IL Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
Some guy is claiming that a tonic of beer and urine will improve your garden. That might explain why the lawns around frat houses always seem to be in desperate need of mowing.
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A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."
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