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Good Morning,  !
Today is Tuesday, April 24

Thank you, Jeane!

We had our first really warm day! On the way back from the
post ofice, I had to take my jacket off, and decided to bring 
it and the mail home before going to vote, instead of voting 
on the way home.

The hot wind from the West sure felt nice!

Have FUN!

Today in 
1061 Halley's Comet sparks English monk to predict country will be destroyed 
1558 Queen Mary Stuart of Scotland marries French crown prince François
1704 "Boston News-Letter", 1st successful newsletter in US, is established 
1833 Patent granted for 1st soda fountain to Jacob Evert & George Dulty 
1872 Volcano Vesuvius erupts 
1877 Russia declares war on Turkey through Romania
1898 Spain declares war on US rejecting ultimatum to withdraw from Cuba 
1898 US fleet under commodore Dewey sails from Hong Kong to Philippines
1908 Mr & Mrs Jacob Murdock become the 1st to travel across the US by car, 
they leave Los Angeles in a Packard & arrive in NYC in 
32 days-5 hours-25 minutes 
1915 Massacre of Armenians by Turks (Armenian Martyrs Day) 
1916 Easter rebellion of Irish against British occupation begins
1920 British Mandate over Palestine goes into effect (lasts 28 years)
1920 Polish troops attack Ukraine 
1923 Colonel Jacob Schick patents Schick shavers
1941 British army begins evacuation of Greece 
1944 1st Boeing B-29 arrives in China "over the Hump"
1944 RAF bombs Munich 
1954 Australia & USSR break diplomatic relations
1961 JFK accepts "sole responsibility" following Bay of Pigs 
1961 The Vasa, which sunk on her maiden voyage in 1628, is raised 
1962 MIT sends TV signal by satellite for 1st time California to Massachusetts 
1968 Leftist students take over Columbia University, New York NY 
1969 Lebanese army in battle with Palestinians
1969 US B-52's drop 3,000 tons of bombs at Cambodian boundary 
1970 People's Rebublic of China launches its 1st satellite transmitting song "East is Red" 
1980 US military operation to save 52 hostages in Iran, fails, 8 die
1981 IBM-PC computer introduced
1981 US ends grain embargo against USSR
1992 Vinson Pike fined £1000 for distributing obscene computer pictures 
2012  smiled

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A man is struck in the head by a rock during a demonstration in Israel. A woman rushes over, kneels down and places his head in her lap. "Are you comfortable?" she asks. "Oh, I do OK." he replied. "Some part time work here & there and I have a pretty good stock portfolio."
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"Hey Bob, did your wife have much to say when you got home last night?" "No, but that didn't keep her from yelling for two hours."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Marcus Hunt, 22 Homesick for jail in 16 minutes Marcus Hunt, a 22-year-old Florida man was arrested Tuesday after he allegedly committed a crime just 16 minutes after he was released from jail for another crime. According to Tampa Police, Hunt was booked into jail last Saturday after he was allegedly caught driving without a license and then attempting to flee from police. He was released from county jail at 4:22 p.m. Saturday after he posted a $2,250 bond. Just 16 minutes after Hunt was released from jail, he approached a man on a bike, struck him in the face and then stole his bike. Officers arrested Hunt at his home Tuesday after a warrant had been issued for his arrest. He was booked into the Hillsborough County Jail and charged with robbery. His new and improved bond has been set at $25,000.
Tech Support Pits: From: Janet Re: X'ed pictures on hotmail Dear Webby, why do I get an X in a little box in the upper left hand corner of all the pictures that are sent, or that I receive on my in coming and out going email. I either get this X or the pictures are all grey, I am pretty dumb when it comes to trying to figure out this computer. You give others such good advice, maybe you can help me!!!!!! I have been on your Dear Webby News Letter for several years, lots of laughs and good help tips, thanks.. Since my name is Janet I always look to see if it's still at the bottom of your "Today In" 2012 Janet smiled Thank you Janet Dear Janet Your Ho'mail designates your subscription as spam. Quite possibly that causes it to mess up with the pictures. The pictures are there, and when you reply to me, they become visible again. I guess they are embarrassed about their screw-up and don't want outsiders to see that, For the short term, try putting humor@webby.com into the Friends List. That might fix the problem. For the long term, it might be a good idea to get a respectable address. Unless you are logging on with Yahoo, you can get a respectable address from your ISP. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Working as a radiology technician in a hospital emergency room, I took X rays of a trauma patient. I brought the films to our radiologist, who studied the multiple fractures of both femurs and pelvis. "What happened to this patient?" he asked in astonishment. "He fell out of a tree," I reported. The radiologist wanted to know what the patient was doing up a tree. "I'm not sure, but his paperwork states he works for Acme Tree Experts." Looking again at the X rays, the radiologist said, "Cross out 'experts.'"
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After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a long hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he left. Later, the wife's roommate commented, "Your pastor is sure a lot friendlier than mine!"
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"I've just had the most awful time," said a boy to his friends. "First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics, and to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy." "Wow! How did you pull through?" sympathized his friends. "I don't know," the boy replied. "Toughest spelling test I ever had."
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