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Good Morning,  !
Today is Wednesday, April 25

Thank you Georgiana!!

When putting a fitted shet onto a bed, I have always admired,
and envied, how women look for a tiny mark, that is totally
invisible to men, shake the sheet and it is lined up, then 
they flop onto the bed, tuck down the corners and in 
seconds it is all done. 

I have to try the sixteen different ways and still suspect, that
the sheet is upside down.

Today I managed to get it right in only 15 tries!
As tight as a painter's canvas and all the seams underneath.
I considered that a good omen and went to get my big Mark-All.
Now each corner has a clearly legible mark on the downwards
portion: SE, SW, NE, NW.
So there!

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Today in 
1507 Geographer Martin Waldseemuller 1st used name America 
1607 Battle at Gibraltar Dutch fleet beats Spanish/Portuguese fleet
1684 Patent granted for the thimble
1792 Guillotine 1st used, executes highwayman Nicolas J Pelletier 
1850 Paul Julius Reuter, uses 40 pigeons to carry stock market prices
1859 Ground broken for Suez Canal
1898 US declares war on Spain over Cuba 
1901 New York becomes 1st state requiring auto license plates
1905 Whites win right to vote in South Africa 
1926 Persian cossack officer Reza Chan crowns himself Shah Palawi 
1945 Last Boeing B-17 attack against Nazi Germany 
1945 US & Soviet forces meet at Torgau Germany on Elbe River
1953 Scientists identify DNA
1954 Bell labs announces 1st solar battery
1957 1st experimental sodium nuclear reactor operated 
1959 St Lawrence Seaway linking Atlantic, Great Lakes opens to shipping
1960 1st submerged circumnavigation of Earth completed (Triton) 
1961 Robert Noyce patents integrated circuit 
1971 About 200,000 anti-Vietnam War protesters march on Washington DC 
1980 Announcement of Jimmy Carter hostage rescue bungle in Iran 
1982 In accordance with Camp David, Israel completes Sinai withdrawal
1994 14" of snow in Southern California 
2012  smiled

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I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers. "How would you feel," I asked, "if someone showed up on your doorstep who looked very different, spoke a strange language and wore unusual clothes? Wouldn't you be a bit scared?" "Nah," one boy answered, "I'd just figure it was my sister's date."
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Thanks to Irene for this: I have the most marvelous recipe for meat loaf! All I have to do is mention it to my husband and he says, "Let's eat out!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Kimberly King Great-granny drinks fifth while babysitting, gets arrested Police arrested a West Monroe woman after she reportedly got drunk and passed out while she was babysitting her two great-grandchildren. Kimberly King,50, of 222 Trace West, was arrested Thursday following a complaint by her granddaughter According to the arrest affidavit, King’s granddaughter left her one and two year old children with King while she went to work. When the complainant came back four hours later, King was reportedly passed out. Police say both children had soiled their diapers to the point that the diapers were falling off. Police found King in the bed where officers shined a flashlight in her face and woke her up. Police say King had no visible injuries but admitted to drinking a fifth of Jim Beam while the children were in her care. King was arrested and charged with two counts of child abandonment.
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A young couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at a rattlesnake farm they discovered along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes. "Gosh!" exclaimed the young woman. "You certainly have a dangerous job. Don't you ever get bitten by the snakes?" "Yes, on rare occasions," answered the handler. "Well," she continued, "what do you do when you're bitten by a snake?" "I always carry a razor-sharp knife in my pocket, and as soon as I am bitten, I make cut across the fang entry and then suck the poison from the wound." "What, uh...what would happen if you were to accidentally sit on a rattler?" persisted the woman. "Ma'am," answered the snake handler, "that will be the day I learn who my real friends are."
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Bernie was unfortunate enough to be hit by a truck and ended up in the hospital. His best friend Morris came to visit him. Bernie struggles to tell Morris, "My wife Sadie visits me three times a day. She's so good to me. Every day, she reads to me at the bedside." "What does she read?" asks Morris. "My life insurance policy."
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A teacher was taking her first golf lesson. "Is the word spelled 'p-u-t' or 'p-u-t-t'?" she asked the instructor. "'P-u-t-t' is correct," he replied. "'P-u-t' means to place a thing where you want it. 'P-u-t-t' means a vain attempt to do the same thing."
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