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Today is Sunday, April 29

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Looks like Russa does not want NATO to repeat their general
weapons testing exercise as in Libya, where they killed almost 
three times as many civilians as Quadafi had. So they parked 
their newest ships in front of Syria, with an alert looking 
sailor ready to hold off NATO.

NATO forces are circling the Russian ships with small yachts
loaded with shivering bikini models and a lot of  very modern
cameras and surveillance gear.

Quite likely the Russians are also showing off their new
ships and probably hope to sell a bunch of them.

Have FUN!

Today in 
1429 Joan of Arc leads Orleans France, to victory over English 
1553 Flemish woman introduces practice of starching linen into England 
1623 11 Dutch ships depart for the conquest of Peru 
1644 Farm leader Li Zicheng becomes emperor of China & flees Peking
1661 Chinese Ming dynasty occupies Taiwan 
1707 English/Scottish parliament accept Act of Union, form Great Britain 
1781 French fleet stops Britain from seizing the Cape of Good Hope 
1813 Rubber is patented 
1856 End of Crimean War 
1862 100,000 federal troops prepare to march into Corinth MS 
1901 Anti semitic riot in Budapest
1912 108º F (42º C), Tuguegarao Philippines (Oceania record) 
1913 Gideon Sundback of Hoboken patents all-purpose zipper 
1916 Irish nationalists set post office on fire in Dublin 
1930 Telephone connection England-Australia goes into service 
1940 Norwegian King Haakon & government flees to England
1945 Adolf Hitler marries Eva Braun
1965 Australian government announces it will send troops to Vietnam 
1970 50,000 US & South Vietnamese troops invade Cambodia 
1975 US Forces pull out of Vietnam 
1975 Ethiopia nationalizes (conficates) all ground/earth 
1990 Wrecking cranes began tearing down Berlin Wall at Brandenburg Gate 
1991 Croatia declares independence 
1992 Jury acquits Los Angeles police officers of beating Rodney King, riots begin 
1994 Israel & PLO sign economic accord 
Japan : Emperor Hirohito's Birthday 
2012  smiled

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A ten-year-old girl asked and received help from a librarian on how to use the card catalog. In a little while, the girl approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell "tequila." "T-e-q-u-i-l-a," spelled the librarian. The girl thanked her and went back to her search. A short time later she came to the desk, looking quite distraught. "I just can't find it." she said. "What book are you looking for, honey?" the librarian asked. And the little girl said, "Tequila Mockingbird."
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An elderly parish priest was tending his garden near a convent when a passerby stopped to inquire after the priest's much-loved roses. "Not bad," said the priest, "but they suffer from a disease peculiar to this area known as the black death." "What on earth is that?" asked the passerby, anxious to increase his garden knowledge. "Nuns with scissors."
Guess what this is! Click on the picture for the large version It is near Bartholomäberg, 6780, Austria in case you have Google Earth Here is the same thing, opened: Click on the picture for the large version It is a former 4 seater chair lift seat, tossed out to make room for 6-seaters. They were placed along scenic roads as park benches, including the clear plexiglass hoods, that make resting and enjoying the scenery more pleasant in rough weather. When it is sunny, they tend to turn into saunas, but the hood opens up with a finger tip. This is along one of my dad's favorite hiking routes.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Aldwin Caceres, 18, in Tampa, Florida Jailed After Head-Butting Mother, Burning Down Her House Over Cell Phone Tampa, FL (The Weekly Vice) - Aldwin Caceres, an 18-year-old bonehead with a blonde afro was jailed Sunday after he allegedly head-butted his mother, then burned her house down during an argument over a cell phone. According to police, the 275 pound Caceres became angry Saturday night while arguing with his mother over a cell phone. In retaliation, Caceres allegedly grabbed his mother by the wrists, pushed her onto a bed and then head-butted her twice on the forehead. Caceres then reportedly doused two couches and his mother's bed with gasoline before setting them ablaze. The fire was started shortly after midnight and completely destroyed the home. Caceres was booked into the Hillsborough County Jail and charged with first-degree arson and domestic battery.
Tech Support Pits: From: Jan Re: Moved task bar Dear Webby, Something happened to my desktop. (had kids around) Instead of the task bar being on the bottom it is now located at the top of the screen, I sure would appreciate it if you could tell me how to get it back to the original spot. I suppose I can live with it if I have to, but, I'm old and a creature of habit. Please help me! Thanks, Jan Enjoy this day! - Jan Dear Jan Just click on a blank spot on the task bar and drag it back down, where it belongs. It does not drag smoothly, it acts like it is stuck until your mouse almost reaches the new position, then it jumps to there. You can also put it onto a side of the screen, if you want. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A man was visiting his elderly neighbor and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The neighbor asked, "When did you bag him?" The old man said proudly, "That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife and her mother." "What's he stuffed with?" asked the neighbor. "My ex-wife and her mother," replied the old man.
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The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student and asked, "Why have you chosen this career?" The young man said, "I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father." "Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the dean. "No," replied the applicant, "but he always dreamed of it."
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