Cutting home-made business cards 

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Today is Wednesday, May 2

From John
That is an interesting  picture of the church where you grew 
up, but it would be even more interesting if you told us 
where it is. 

It is in Rankweil, VB, Austria
Here it is at night, from a different angle:

Rankweil is in the Western part of Austria, about 30 km (20 miles)
South of Lake Constance, 10 km (8 miles) east of Switzerland
and about the same distance northeast of Liechtenstein.

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1670 King Charles II charters Hudson Bay Company 
1776 France & Spain agree to donate arms to American rebels 
1833 Czar Nicolas bans public sale of serfs
1865 President Johnson offers $100,000 reward for capture of Jefferson Davis 
1887 Hannibal W Goodwin patents celluloid photographic film 
1890 Territory of Oklahoma created
1902 The 1st science fiction film, "A Trip To The Moon", is released
1933 In Germany, Adolf Hitler bans trade unions 
1934 Nazi-Germany begins People's court 
1941 Nazi occupied Netherlands lay off Jewish journalists 
1942 Japanese troops occupy Mandalay Burma
1945 German Army in Italy surrenders 
1945 Russia takes Berlin; General Weidling surrenders 
1956 US Lab detects high-temperature microwave radiation from Venus 
1968 Israeli television begins transmitting 
1992 Yugoslav Army seize Bosnian President Alija Izetbegovic 
1995 Serb missiles exploded in the heart of Zagreb, killing six 
1997 Republic of Texas security chief Robert Scheidt surrenders 
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Tech Support Pits: From: Sherry Re: Cutting business cards Dear Webby, What is the best way to cut business cards when one does not want to buy the outrageously high priced perforated ones? Sherry Dear Sherry Gate type cutters, like you probably remember from school, are cheap, especially at garage sales. but it's not easy to be accurate with them, unless you bolt them down and clamp a solid stop block in front of them. Some of them have pull-out stops that look neat, but they tend to move, and by the time you realize that they have moved, you have ruined a lot of good paper. Bolt the cutter table down onto a shelf, so that the gate is ACROSS the shelf, not parallel with the shelf. That way, instead of the cut-offs sailing across the room, will neatly fall onto the shelf. And you can use a cheap "C" clamp to fix a stop in front of it. Rolling wheel cutters are more expensive, but their prices have come down quite nicely. They produce the cleanest cut, but unfortunately are still so new, that you probably will not find them at garage sales and will have to buy them new. Here is a Carl 12" trimmer for $10 If I didn't have an old 18" gate cutter screwed down on a shelf, I would probably be lusting after that one. Have FUN! DearWebby
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