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Good Morning,  !
Today is Saturday,May 5

Thank you Nancy!

Had some decent spring weather. Walking to the post office
and back was a real pleasure.

Have FUN!
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Today in 
1382 Battle of Beverhoutsveld - population beats up drunken army 
1430 Jews are expelled from Speyer Germany 
1764 Smolny-institution forms in St Petersburg for noble girls
1809 Citizenship is denied to Jews of Canton of Aargau Switzerland
1842 City-wide fire burns for over 100 hours (Hamburg Germany) 
1862 French army intervenes in Puebla México: Cinco de Mayo
1865 1st US train robbery (North Bend OH) 
1881 Anit-Jewish rioting in Kiev Ukraine 
1916 US marines invade Dominican Republic, stay until 1924 
1920 Polish troops occupy Kiev 
1944 Gandhi freed from prison
1948 1st air squadron of jets aboard a carrier 
2000 conjunction of Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn & Moon 
2012  smiled

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I got a message that there had been a call from "Josh" at the bank regarding my account. So, I called my bank and the operator asked me what Josh's last name was and I explained that he hadn't left his last name. When she asked for his department, I said that I didn't know. "There are 1500 employees in this building, Sir!," she told me rather sharply. So I asked her for her name. "Danielle," she said. "And your last name?" I asked. "Sorry," she replied, "we're not allowed to give last names." "Well, in that case," I replied, "tell the Josh with no last name and no department to send me an email." And I hung up.
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> From Brent I was working in the sun all day, putting finishing touches on the new deck outside my house. My sister pulled into the driveway, greeted me, and looked over my work. "Wow," she gushed, "you're an expert." Feeling complimented and satisfied, but...trying not to seem egotistical, I responded... "Once you get going, it's pretty easy!" She looked puzzled and wondering if I'd misunderstood her I asked, "What did you just say?" She replied, "I said, your neck is burned!"
A Preacher was doing his "Children's Church" sermon where all the youngsters come down front and hear a story. The pastor was discussing the story of Jonah. He quoted the scriptures from Jonah, "...and the Lord spoke to the fish, and it vomited out Jonah upon the dry land." When the Pastor finished the scripture quotation, he started trying to solicit input from the youngsters to help him complete his mini-sermon. He asked thoughtfully, "What does the fish vomiting Jonah out on dry land indicate to us today. One of the youngsters spoke with great enthusiasm for the entire congregation to hear, "It proves, even a fish can't stomach a bad preacher!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Suresh A. Chapman, of Gainesville, Florida Charged With Felony Beverage Abuse Upset that his order wasn't prepared correctly, a 30-year-old man is accused of throwing his soda on a cash register at a Taco Bell in Gainesville on Sunday night, shutting down the restaurant's computer network for several hours. Suresh A. Chapman, of Gainesville, was charged with damaging a computer resulting in a loss of $5,000 or more, a second- degree felony. Police said he threw his soft drink at the register and credit card machine at the Taco Bell at 3408 Archer Road at about 8 p.m., causing an estimated $2,500 worth of damage. The damage to the computer network meant the store lost about $3,000 in revenue, according to a Gainesville Police Department report. GPD spokeswoman Cpl. Angelina Valuri said Officer Sean Borges was right to charge Chapman with the second- degree felony, which can carry a 15-year prison sentence. “That was the appropriate charge, based on the damage that was done to the business,” Valuri said. “That's not a way to handle your problems if you're upset with your order.” Because of the arrest, Chapman also was charged with violating his probation on a 2011 child abuse case, according to the arrest report.
Tech Support Pits: From: Olaf Re: Hard to read font colors Dear Webby, Some people use very difficult to read font colors, like for example silver on white, or dark blue on black. Is there a way to make that easier to read ? Thanks Olaf Dear Olaf Why ? Have you ever found anything worth reading on a site whose writer was afflicted with that type of insanity ? I haven't, and I don't waste my time on that kind of site. There are plenty of sites with good content presented in easy to read color combinations. However, if you think you HAVE to read a site like that, hit CTRL A to select and highlight All. That makes it appear as if the writer had a positive IQ number. Have FUN! DearWebby
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There's a church-sponsored basketball league in the Atlanta area that makes awards to players at the end of every game. Young players will get awards for best defense, best offense, best sportsmanship, and an award for being the most "Christlike." I asked a mother how a player would qualify for that award. "It's easy," she said. "If the crowd moans 'Oh, Jesus!' every time one particular player gets the ball, he gets the award."
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Billy-Bob and Bubba were driving a semi down a road when they came to an overpass. The sign said 10 feet zero inches, so they got out to measure their truck. Unfortunately, the truck was just over 11 feet high. They didn't know what to do, when finally Bubba looked in both directions and said, "I don't see any cops, let's go for it.!"
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Thanks to Dianne for this classic: , traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." knocked. The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye spare some food?", asked. The woman glanced at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition. "No!" she said rather sternly. "Could I have a pint of ale?" "No!" she said again. "Could I at least sleep in your stable?" "No!" By this time she was shouting. asked, "Might I please...?" "What now?" the woman interrupted impatiently. "D'ye suppose," asked, "I might have a word with George?"
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