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Good Morning,  !
Today is Sunday,May 6

Yesterday morning I expected bright sunshine to wake me up.
It didn't. So I figured I had woken up too early and turned 
over for an extra snooze. 
Still dark and dingy.
So I put my glasses on and had a closer look.
There was a blizzard going on, and the neighbor's house was
stuckoed with snow!

Oh, well, I was not going to do any lawn mowing anyway.
Sure was tempting, though, to go back for another snooze!
Blizzards do that to me.

Have FUN!

Today in 
1527 Spanish & German Imperial troops sack Rome; ending the Renaissance
1536 King Henry VIII, orders a bible be placed in every church 
1642 Ville Marie (Montréal) forms 
1733 1st international boxing match: Bob Whittaker beats Tito di Carni 
1833 John Deere makes 1st steel plow
1851 Dr John Gorrie patents a "refrigeration machine" 
1851 Linus Yale patents Yale-lock 
1882 Chinese Exclusion Act: US Congress ceases Chinese immigration
1890 Mormon Church renounces polygamy
1906 "Temporary" permit to erect overhead wires on Market St San Fransisco
1919 Paris Peace Conference disposes of German colonies; 
German East Africa is assigned to Britain & France, 
German Southwest Africa to South Africa 
1937 Dirigible Hindenburg torched at Lakehurst NJ (36 die) 
1941 Joseph Stalin became premier of Russia 
1950 Liz Taylor's 1st marriage (Conrad Hilton Jr) 
1955 West Germany joins NATO 
1959 Iceland gunboats shoot at British fishing ships 
1968 Battle between students & troops in Paris France, 1000 injured
1968 Spain closes border to Gibraltar except to Spaniards 
1978 South Africa military goes into Angola 
1994 Chunnel linking England & France officially opens 
2012  smiled

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If You Love Something Variations THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free... If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't, it never was yours.... THE PESSIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was. THE OPTIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back. THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why. THE IMPATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't comes back within some time limit, forget her. THE PATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ... THE PLAYFUL VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat THE LAWYER'S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free... Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that... THE BILL GATES VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway. THE POSSESSIVE VERSION: If you love somebody don't ever set her free. THE MBA VERSION: If you love somebody set her free... instantaneously... and look for others simultaneously. THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme If she doesn't go, she must be crazy. THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad. THE MARKETING VERSION: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, she has brand loyalty If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Cedric Livingston, 31 in Lake Worth, Florida Jailed After Shooting Neighbor's Roosters, Because They Kept Waking Him Up Cedric Livingston, a 31-year-old Florida man was jailed after he allegedly killed his neighbor's roosters with a hammer and gun. According the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, an investigation was launched in mid-April after a Lake Worth man complained that his neighbor had killed several roosters on his property. Investigators say Livingston first pounded on his neighbor's door, complaining about the noise the roosters were making. When the victim refused to answer the door, Livingston walked into the back yard and beat the birds to death with a hammer before slitting their throats. Undaunted by the incident, the victim purchased two new roosters and placed them in his back yard. When Livingston was awaken by the new roosters again, he allegedly grabbed a gun and fired 5 shots, killing them both. Livingston was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail and charged with possession of a weapon by a convicted felon, discharging a firearm in public and two counts of animal cruelty.
Tech Support Pits: From: Sandie Re: Font sizes on web pages Dear Webby, I so agree about font colors on pages. If some moron picks difficult to read font colors, then he or she is indeed a moron. Unfortunately, now and then some timid soul feels, that the web work needs to be delegated to the inbred runt of her cousins brood, to keep the peace in the family. The person supplying the text might be quite smart and her text well worth reading, the problem is just the moron messing with FrontPage. When that happens, you can set the browser to use YOUR choice of colors. In FireFox, click on Tools, Options, Colors, take the bottom checkmark off and pick your own colors. Unfortunately, those morons usually hide or have no valid contact address for the owner. They probably know people would complain about the crappy pages. However, sometimes there is a usable address, and you can write to the owner. Sandie Dear Sandie Very good point! I would imagine, the owner might appreciate your letter, so that she or he can use it to dump the incompetent relative and get somebody a bit smarter to do the pages. Have FUN! DearWebby
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On a recent flight I was on, this elderly woman kept peering past me out the window. (I always pick window seats, so that I can lean against the wall and snooze) Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the wing tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant. "I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time."
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