Mysterious [SPAM] labels on good email 



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Good Morning,  !
Today is Monday,May 7

Here is the latest re Atlantic Inkjet .com and the webby coupon:

20% off refills, (just toner/ink and chip)
15% off compatible cartridges, (no-name-brand cartridges)
10% off remanufactured cartridges, (refilled name brand cartridges) 
and there is 0% on original brand (OEM) for example HP brand

I always buy the refill kits including chip. 
Refilling is really easy and fast.

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Cindy and a few others wrote to tell me that there is 
no such thing as  "Needing A Hernia Transplant".

Right, Cindy.
There isn't. It is just a polite way of saying, that 
somebody found something so hilarious, 
that they laughed their ass off.

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Yes, I know that Ezinefinder is down again, 
and I have written to them yesterday. 

Have FUN!
DearWebby

Today in 
1355 1,200 Jews of Toledo Spain killed by Count Henry of Trastamara 
1429 English siege of Orléans broken by Joan of Arc 
1660 Isaack B Fubine of Savoy, in The Hague, patents macaroni 
1727 Jews are expelled from Ukraine by Empress Catherine I of Russia 
1765 Admiral Nelson's sailboat HMS Victory runs aground 
1792 Captain Robert Gray discovers Grays Harbor (Washington) 
1873 US marines attack Panamá
1888 George Eastman patents "Kodak box camera" 
1909 Construction begins on first 100 houses in Ahuzat Bayit (Tel Aviv) 
1913 British House of Commons rejects woman's right to vote 
1914 US Congress establishes mother's day 
1915 Lusitania sunk by German submarine; 1198 lives lost 
1928 England lowers age of women voters from 30 to 21 
1934 Part of Khabarovsk becomes a Jewish Autonomous Region 
1938 Dutch Minister of Justice Goseling calls fugitives of 
Nazi-Germany "undesired aliens" 
1939 Germany & Italy announced an alliance known as the Rome-Berlin Axis 
1941 British House of Commons votes for Churchill (477-3) 
1941 Glenn Miller records "Chattanooga Choo Choo" for RCA 
1942 Battle of Coral Sea ends stopping Japanese expansion 
1945 German General Keitel repeats surrender signing in Berlin for the benefit 
of the Russians; WWII ends in Europe 
1954 France surrenders to Vietminh after 55-day siege at Dien Bien Phu 
1966 Mamas & Papas "Monday Monday" hits #1 
1970 "Long & Winding Road" becomes Beatles' last American release
1975 President Ford declares an end to "Vietnam Era" 
1993 South Africa agrees to multi-racial elections 
1994 Gary Hart's girlfriend Donna Rice (36) weds Jack Hughes (42) 
2012  smiled

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DearWebby


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While I was in the men's section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband. When I asked about his size, the woman had to stop and think for a minute. Then her face brightened. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs, and then tried to put them around my neck. Then she said, "I don't know his size, but my hands fit perfectly around his neck, your neck is about two inches bigger around."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Patricia Krentcil, 44, Nutley, New Jersey Jailed After Forcing 5-Year-Old Daughter To Tan, Resulting In Severe Burns Patricia Krentcil, a 44-year-old Nutley resident was jailed after she allegedly forced her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth, which resulted in serious burns. According to the Nutley Township Police Department, officers were called to the child's school after nurses discovered that she was suffering from what appeared to be a severe sunburn. The child stated that her mother made her stand in a tanning booth with her, causing her to develop severe burns. Investigators say Krentcil admitted to taking her daughter to a tanning booth a week prior to her arrest. Because state laws ban children under the age of 14 from tanning at a facility, she had to sneak the child into the booth without the knowledge or consent of employees. Krentcil was booked into the Essex County Jail and charged with felony child endangerment, She was released after posting $25,000 bail.
Tech Support Pits: From: Carolyn Re: Mystery Spam label Dear Webby, Lately all kinds of legitimate mail arrives with a [SPAM] label. I don't know what is causing it, or how to stop that nuisance. What's going on? Carolyn Dear Carolyn That sounds like some well meaning but clueless family member changed the settings in your McAfee, and told it to check your mail for spam. McAfee is excellent for guarding against malware, the Best, actually, but as I have mentioned before, they are no good at sorting out the email. It is like using a very sharp thin bladed fish knife as a screwdriver. Just open the McAfee Settings, and turn off Email / Spam controls. If you want good and competent spam control, use MailWasher. It was better at Spam Control in the 90's than McAfee is now. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Joe sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with Sharon, a lady-friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's really scary looking?" says Mike. "I'll be stuck with her all night." "Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack." So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is pleasantly surprised. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts: "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"
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