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Today is Tuesday,May 8

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I received a letter from the bank about an agent accidentally
opening my Safe Deposit Box and that i needed to supply
a signature for a new card. Naturally, I was rather concerned
about that, not because there is anything big in there, but 
just the concept! The fuss they make, pretending that there 
is no spare key and that one has to pay for drilling it open
if one loses a key, and so on.

So I went to the bank, prepared to raise a major fuss.
It turned out that with "agent opened your box by mistake.."
they actually meant that they had screwed up, when they
set up my box account twelve years ago, and that the little x
indicating where I should sign and my signature was in 
the wrong slot. And that they were too dense to draw
a widdle arrow indicating, that the signature actually 
belonged in the line above.

So instead of a bunch of yelling and screaming, I quietly
told her that when it comes to boxes, they should use the
term "set up" for setting up an account, not "open".
She almost understood that, I think. 

Have FUN!

Today in 
1429 French troops under Joan of Arc rescues Orléans 
1541 Hernando de Soto discovers Mississippi River 
1792 British Captain George Vancouver sights, names Mount Rainier WA 
1792 US establishes military draft
1794 US Post Office established 
1847 Robert Thompson patents rubber tire
1885 Sarah Ann Henley survives 76-meter (250') jump from 
Clifton Bridge, Avon, England 
1886 Atlanta pharmacist (Jacob's Pharmacy) Dr John Styth 
Pemberton invents Coca Cola (contained cocaine) 
1895 China cedes Taiwan to Japan under Treaty of Shimonoseki 
1942 Battle of Coral Sea ends; Aircraft carrier Lexington sunk by 
Japanese air attack 
1944 1st eye bank opens (NYC) 
1945 V-E Day; Germany signs unconditional surrender
1945 Chinese counter attack at Tsjangte, supports by 14th air fleet 
1950 Chiang Kai-shek asks US for weapons 
1952 Mad Magazine debuts
1960 USSR & Cuba resume diplomatic relations
1961 1st practical sea water conversion plant-Freeport TX 
1963 JFK offers Israel assistance against aggression
1967 Muhammad Ali is indicted for refusing induction in US Army
1970 Construction workers break up an anti-war rally in 
NYC's Wall Street 
1971 Joe Frazier beats Muhammad Ali at Madison Square Garden 
1979 Radio Shack releases TRSDOS 2.3 
1993 16 year old Keron Thomas disguises himself as a motorman 
& takes NYC subway train & 2,000 passengers on a 3 hour ride 
1994 President Clinton announces US will no longer 
repatriate boat people
2012  smiled

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A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with men and soon, the ship had left port and was streaming out of the channel. The ensign's efficiency has been remarkable. In fact, the deck was abuzz with talk that he had set a new record for getting a destroyer under way. The ensign glowed at his accomplishment and was not all surprised when another seaman approached him with a message from the captain. He was, however, a bit surprised to find that it was a radio message, and he was even more surprised when he read, "My personal congratulations upon completing your underway preparation exercise according to the book and with amazing speed. In your haste, however, you have overlooked one of the unwritten rules -- make sure the Captain is aboard before getting under way."
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The police recently busted a man selling ' secret formula' tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for commiting this same criminal medical fraud. He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Mistie Atkinson, 32, in Napa, California Sexual Relationship With 16-Year-Old Biological Son Mistie Atkinson, a 32-year-old California woman was jailed after she engaged in a sexual relationship with her 16-year- old biological son, whom she had, when SHE was 16. According to Napa police, Atkinson was arrested after police found her and her 16-year-old son in a motel room in Ukiah, California. Investigators say Atkinson, who has no custody rights to the boy, began sending nude photographs of herself to him some time after December, 22, 2011. The two reportedly exchanged sexually explicit messages and discussed the idea of running away together. Detectives also discovered videos on the boy's cell phone that showed Atkinson performing oral sex on the boy and engaging in sexual intercourse with him. "Atkinson and the victim are aware they are biological mother and son," investigators wrote in an arrest affidavit. The boy's father, who has sole custody, has obtained a restraining order against Atkinson, according to court records. Atkinson was booked into the Napa County Jail and charged with incest, oral copulation of a minor, contact with a minor for a sexual offense and sending harmful matter to a minor. Her bail was set at $200,000 and her next court appearance has been scheduled for May 10.
Tech Support Pits: From: Isac Re: Get rid of Norton Dear Webby, How do I completely get rid of Norton? It is much more hassle than it is worth. It was on this computer, when I bought it, and I should have known better than to activate the free trial. Is this machine now forever possessed with Norton, or do you know of a way to exorcise it? Just uninstalling leaves parts of it hidden and active. Thanks Isac Dear Isac I used to be a fan of Norton until they started marking good areas of the hard drive as bad and hiding stuff in there. At about the same time they spent Millions advertising that it takes Norton to make Windows 98 complete. Somebody at Microsoft seems to have been irked by that, and after that Norton did not quite mesh with Windows like it did before. What is also irksome is that normal UNinstall methods are not quite sufficient for getting rid of it. I have a Norton Remover in my Tool Box. It is quaite a ways down, just above the IE7 and IE8 blockers. You might find all kinds of useful goodies there. For example Launchy It lets you launch programs with a key or two, as if you were on UNIX. Hit ALT and SPACEbar, and type the first letter of the program you want, and it launches it. If there are more than one starting with the same letter, it shows you a list. You use the UP/Down arrow to highlight the one you want, and hit ENTER. Launchy is also a really handy calculator with horizontally scrolling "tape". You see all the entries and can correct them. Hit ESC and it is gone. Hit ALT and SPACEbar, and it shows you the last calculation again. And it is FREE! The downside is that there are a bazillion free "skins" available, and you can easily waste an evening browsing for the one, that is perfect for you. Have FUN! DearWebby
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As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area. "Look, honey," one man said to his wife. "Here comes your anesthesiologist."
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>From Rosie My first grade daughter and her friend both needed new boots The friend got in the car one morning and finally had gotten her boots. "Tina," I commented, "I see you got new boots! Where did you get them?" "At the store," she answered. "Which one?" I asked. She began looking at her new boots and after a pause said, "Both of them!"
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An older gentleman had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a very large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly though, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME QUACK WHO DID YOURS."
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