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Today is Wednesday,May 9

I went to Walmart to buy a battery for my phone. Just a
regular, cheap portable phone, that I had bought at Walmart
a few years ago.

"Oh, we don't sell batteries for the phones we sell. Otherwise
people just buy batteries instead of new phones."
Now I am looking for a store, where they are not quite that 

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Today in 
1502 Columbus left Spain on his 4th & final trip to New World 
1519 Austrian uprising against central government 
1788 English parliament accepts abolishing of slave trade
1896 1st horseless carriage show in London (featured 10 models) 
1899 Lawn mower patented
1914 President Wilson proclaims Mother's Day 
1944 Country singer Jimmie Davis becomes Governor of Louisiana 
1945 Week after end of WWII Czechoslovakia liberated from Nazi 
occupation (National Day)
1945 Jersey liberated from Nazis 
1949 Prince Rainier III becomes leader of Monaco 
1960 US is 1st country to use the birth control pill legally 
1970 100,000s demonstrate against Vietnam War 
1989 Vice President Dan Quayle says in United Negro College Fund 
speech: "What a waste it is to lose one's mind" instead of
 "a mind is terrible thing to waste" 
1997 1st US ambassador since Saigon fell arrives in Vietnam 
2012  smiled

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A small town is someplace where everybody knows whose whiskey is good, and whose wife isn't. --- Socratex The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. --- Herbert Agar
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> Thanks to Mona for this: I was having trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing age. When I found a prominent gray hair in my bangs, I pointed to my forehead. "Have you seen this?" I indignantly asked my husband. "What?" he asked. "The wrinkles?"
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PRAYERS AROUND THE ZODIAC ARIES: Dear God, please give me patience ... and could you do it right now? TAURUS: Dear God, help me accept change, but let's do it my way. GEMINI: Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God? CANCER: Dear God!!! Why me? LEO: Yes? Hello God...are you listening to me? VIRGO: Dear God, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like You did the last time. LIBRA: Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what do you think is best? SCORPIO: Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even though the low-life scum don't deserve it! SAGITTARIUS: Dear Lord, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times, help me stop exaggerating. CAPRICORN: Dear God! I'd like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time ago not to rely on anyone else! AQUARIUS: Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!! PISCES: Dear Lord, as long as I'm going to drink this fifth of Scotch tonight, please use the stimulation for Thy glory.
Thanks to Cheryl for this picture: Click on the picture for the large version Hi Webby, This is the "super moon" Santa Cruz California style. Best Regards, Cheryl
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Jami Toler, 27 in Phoenix, Arizona Charged With Pretending To Have Cancer To Raise Money For Breast Implants Jami Toler, a 27-year-old Phoenix woman was jailed Wednesday after she allegedly faked having cancer to raise money for breast implants. According to Mesa Police, in August of 2011, Toler told her co-workers at Hallmark Hospice that she had been diagnosed with breast cancer, and that she needed a double-mastectomy. She also stated that she would need to have her breasts augmented, and that she was unable to come up with the money needed for the surgeries. Toler asked her co-workers and family members to raise money for her medical expenses, so they held fund-raisers and deposited $8,000 to an account opened by Toler. In November, Toler used most of the money to pay for breast implants, but did not receive any treatment for her alleged breast cancer. Investigators say co-workers became suspicious when Toler missed work and was unable to provide a doctor's note when she returned from medical leave. Detectives looked at her medical records and was unable to find any indication that she had been diagnosed with breast cancer or received cancer treatment of any kind. After being exposed as a fraud, Toler quit her job and began working at a car dealership, where she was apprehended. Toler was booked into the Maricopa County Jail on felony fraud and theft charges. She was released and ordered to wear an ankle monitor. She was also told not to contact the 17 co-workers she lied to.
Tech Support Pits: From: Terry Re: Blacklist or filters? Dear Webby, What is better for controlling spam, blacklisting, or filters? Terry Dear Terry Whenever you spot a pattern, make a filter. Filters are permanent. Your blacklist grows large and unwieldy very quickly, but is usually quite useless, since spammers never re-use the same forged sending address anyway, except for your own address. The only difference you'll notice when you dump your blacklist, is that the program works faster. Filters can work on the body of the email, not just on the usually forged sender address, and they do that, no matter how misleading the subject line is. Have FUN! DearWebby
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THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2. 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
Daily tip from Spray Bottle With Diluted Dish Soap To save on dish soap, fill a spray bottle one-quarter full of soap and top it off with water, give the mixture a good shake to mix well, and close the bottle. Spraying this on dishes cuts grease and saves a little money. By duckie-do from Cortez, CO That is a fast way to find out, which dish soaps have already been diluted and relabled. A quart of Simple Green Automotive makes 60 quarts of quite powerful dishsoap, and has a fresh mint smell. Non-toxic. I have used it for decades. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
Thanks to Dave for this one: I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped in a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I mis-stepped and fell down an entire flight of stairs, (13 to be exact). I was bruised, bleeding and I had torn my jeans ... but my main concern was, naturally, for my child. My fears were alleviated though, when from behind me I heard a gleeful giggle followed by, "Do it again, Daddy!"
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Thanks to Annie for this story: While picking up a prescription, I noticed that the woman who gave me my medication was wearing a beautiful mother's ring. "I love your ring," I said. "It's very similar to mine." And I held out my hand to show her. Each ring had three birthstones. "You have three children too?" I asked. "Well, no," the woman replied. "When my daughter picked this out for me, she liked the rings with three settings the best. So I have birthstones for two daughters, and this one," she said while pointing to the center gem, "is for the dog."

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