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Good Morning,  !
Today is Wednesday, May 16
Thank you Don!

Just to see what the spammers are up to these days, I peeked
at the mails, that the MailWasher had
marked for deletion. That is always good for a chuckle.
In there, I saw a bill from Verizonwireless, supposedly, 
for $1475. Yeah, right. My only connection to Verizon Wireless
is reading the tales of woe from people in rural California,
whose Verizon Air Card takes 96 hours to download a routine
McAfee update, and who get billed by the minute. Since
MailWasher had already marked it for deletion,
for one reason or another, I did not have to do anything, 
except wonder, how many people fell for that scam.

Have FUN!
DearWebby

Today in 
0955 Alberich II, illegitimate son of Octavianus elected pope
1527 Florence becomes a republic
1568 Mary Queen of Scotland flees to England 
1804 Senate & Tribune declare Napolean leader of France
1817 Mississippi River steamboat service begins 
1861 Kentucky proclaims its neutrality
1866 Charles Elmer Hires invents root beer 
1869 Cincinnati Reds play their 1st baseball game, win 41-7 
1872 Metropolitan Gas Company lamps lit for 1st time
1888 CPR opens Hotel Vancouver, Vancouver BC
1911 Remains of a neanderthal man found in Jersey UK 
1941 Italian army under Aosta surrenders to Britain 
at Amba Alagi Ethiopia
1941 Last great German air attack on Great Britain
1943 Jewish resistance in the Warsaw ghetto ends 
after 30 days of fighting
1943 RAF bombs Möhne & Eder (Battle of Ruhr) 
1948 Egyptians enter the Gaza 
1965 Bomb destroys USAF base Bien Hoa South Vietnam
1983 Lebanese parliament accept peace accord with Israel 
2012  smiled

Have FUN!
DearWebby


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A railway inspector in Arkansas was making the rounds of a railway station and yard in a small town. He located Hank, a man who had worked in the rail yard for almost forty years. He questioned Hank about various safety considerations and seemed to be satisfied that Hank was genuinely knowledgeable about railway safety. As a last question, he asked Hank what he would do if he saw two trains approaching each other, on the same track, travelling at speeds of 50 miles per hour? Hank said "I'd yell R.T." The railway inspector, puzzled by this, asked, "What's an R.T. ?" Hank said, "R.T.'s my buddy and he's got one of them deegital cameras!"
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You got to read this one out loud! "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you." "Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Roland Thomas Smith II, 32, of Spotsylvania, Virginia Burglar forgot his USB hard drive Roland Smith, a 32 year old Virginia "man", was arrested Friday for stabbing his girlfriend after discovering her being with somebody else at an Econo Lodge motel. The 36-year-old victim, who told cops Smith stabbed her in the abdomen, was transported to a hospital for treatment of her wounds, according to a press release issued today by the Spotsylvania County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested at the scene, Smith “had blood on his hands and a knife was recovered from his person,” cops reported. As seen in the above mug shot, Smith appears to be something of a Latin enthusiast. He is now jailed without bond.
Tech Support Pits: From: Danny K RE: free email Dear Webby, Can you recommed a good e-mail services. That works well with dial-up and firefox..that is free and have lots of on line storage.That has three or four gig's.Gmail does not work right with dial-up...hot-mail does not work right with firefox. Our new windstream ISP is a bunch of crap and will not let us get our mail.Have been on the phone three times for about a hour each.We don't want out-look express. Hope you can help us.Thanks for your help and I enjoy your humor letter. Danny K Dear Danny Gmail works fine with dial-up. People even use it with Air-Cards (cell phone modems). Gmail is the only company, who will donate that many Gigabytes of space to you. Everybody else will kick you out and tell you to go to hell, if you reach even ONE GigaByte. They are not in the business of donating storage space to you. Actually neither is Gmail, but they have enough paying customers, so that they can afford to do a bit of donating. I would recommend that you read the instructions at Gmail and set it up right. Then you can use it with your dial-up. You can download Eudora from http://webby.com/eudora Once you have installed it, let me know, and I will send you a registration code. Eudora works just fine with Gmail. You simply set your Gmail to POP, and then download the mail whenever you are online. Gmail has excellent tutorials for setting it up with Eudora, and Millions of people are using it. With Gmail and Eudora you can also use MailWasher and reduce the amount of mail you need to download. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Use an Empty Can as a Utensil Holder When Cooking Here is what I use to prevent spilled mess on my counter when I am cooking. I usually use more than one utensil when I am cooking but never know where to place them during the cooking time as I am still using them. Well, since I usually use some type of canned goods with all my meals, I came up with the following idea. I rinse the can that I used, then I use it as a utensil holder while I am cooking. Once I am done cooking, I place the utensils in the sink, rinse the can again and recycle it. So it's kinda like recycling it twice. The bonus is that it saves a mess to clean off my counter or a plate. By tomnsaby from Albuquerque, NM I use a heavy, old style, 6 cup Pyrex measuring cup 3/4 full of water for that. It is a lot less tippy than a can and utensils don't get dry or crusty sitting in water. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
Despite his best sales pitch, a life insurance salesman was unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy. "I certainly don't want to frighten you into a decision," he announced, standing up to leave. "Please sleep on it tonight, and if you wake up in the morning, let me know what you think."
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Government organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels, some climbing up, some fooling around, some simply just idling. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but "as***." (you can fill in the blank).
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