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Today is Thursday, May 24

From Roy:
enjoyed the joke about the decoys, which reminded me of an 
incident when i was younger, (really, really younger.) 
brother, cousin and i were out duck hunting by my cousin's 
farm..we edged our way up the embankment of a tank (which 
is what we called a pond), on our bellies we slid up to the top, 
my cousin peered over and  said that there were several ducks 
on the water...on the count of three we jumped up and began 
firing, totally destroying about six decoys someone had sat out....
didln't take us long to high tail it out of there and down the road....
ahhh the stupidity of youth...

Yes, I know, Ezinefinder was down again, 
and they don't answer email. 
They are not on our servers, but on some Mac server on the
West Coast. Unfortunately, there is nothing I can do about that
beyond writing to them.

Have FUN!

Today in 
1830 1st passenger rail service in US (Baltimore & Elliots Mill, Maryland) 
1844 Samuel Morse transmitted the first telegraph message, in which 
he asked, "What hath God wrought?"
1883 The Brooklyn Bridge, linking Manhattan and Brooklyn, opened to traffic.
1899 W.T. McCullough of Boston, Mass., opened the first public garage. 
One could rent space for selling, storing and repairing vehicles.
1915 Thomas Edison invents telescribe to record telephone conversations 
1940 Dutch army demobilizes 
1941 Bismarck sinks British battle cruiser HMS Hood, 1,416 die 3 survive 
1944 Icelandic voters severe all ties with Denmark 
1957 Anti American riots breakout in Taipei, Taiwan 
1958 The United Press and the International News Service merged to form UPI.
1976 The British and French Concordes made their first commercial flights.
1985 Cyclone hits Bangladesh; about 10,000 die 
1993 Eritrea achieved independence from Ethiopia after 30-year civil war
2000 Israeli troops pulled out of Lebanon after 18 consecutive years of occupation.
2012  smiled

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer? --- George Price There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted. --- James Branch Cabell
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Thanks to Roland for this: New Secret Service Rules The Secret Service issued new rules of conduct for agents on Friday.They can no longer get drunk, procure hookers or go to strip clubs.The rules say that from now on, if agents feel compelled to engage insuch behavior, they can run for public office like everyone else.

From Wendy in Buffalo, NY A woman took a package to the post office to mail and was told it would cost $22.40 for fast delivery or $21.30 for slower service. "There is no hurry," she told the clerk, "just so the package is delivered in my lifetime." The postmaster glanced at her and said, "That will be $22.40, please."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Joseph Moody, 31, in Peters Township, PA Jailed After Asking Police To Return Bag Full Of Drugs Joseph Moody, a 31-year-old Pennsylvania man was jailed Tuesday after he allegedly asked police to return a bag of drugs he had left behind at a local grocery store. According to Peters Township Police, Moody reportedly left a black bag containing an undisclosed amount of marijuana and hallucinogenic mushrooms at a local Giant Eagle grocery store. After discovering the bag and its contents, store employees contacted police who took possession of the drugs a short time later. When Moody contacted the grocery store about the forgotten bag, they advised him that it had been turned over to police. Moody went to the police station to retrieve the drugs when he was taken into custody. He was booked into the Washington County Jail on a parole violation. Charges will be filed over the drug possession, when the cops stop laughing.
Tech Support Pits: From: Alice Re: Free music Dear Webby Is there a place on the web where you can legitimately get free music, without worrying about getting in trouble. I don't mean whole CD's, just enough of each artist to see if their music is worth spending money on. Thanks Alice Dear Alice Try You get one or two songs per artist there, just perfect for finding out who is woth the cost of a CD. Quality is pretty good, but expect to have to adjust the volume. Not all artists are represented there, but the sound quality is considerably better than with Internet Radio or regular radio. Have FUN! DearWebby
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With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother. After another half hour had elapsed, they asked again, "Can we see the baby now?" "No, not yet," replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?" "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them. "WHEN HE CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES??" "BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him..."
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It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up raring to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asks her, "What are you up to?" Alice smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!" Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along. Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside of San Marcos, Texas. Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot." Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant -- much less a deer. Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, "Get the hell away from my deer!" Confused and frightened, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, "Get the hell away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire! Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a Texas game warden with his hands high in the air. The game warden, obviously distraught, yelled, "Okay, lady! You can have your damn deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!"
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Priests just can't stay out of trouble here these days. It seems the Church is being REAL careful and smacking down some behavior that, in the past, would have certainly been encouraged. For instance, there's this tale of a priest I heard about, who was trying to modernize the church. You know, to help bring young people into the fold. But the Bishop stopped by and had a chat with the young parish priest. "John," the bishop said, "I don't want to say you've had no successes. You told us to put a little more beat in to the music and that got some young folks back to church. I supported you, you know this, when you wanted a rock & roll gospel choir." "So," John asked, "What's the problem?" "Well, it's that 'drive-thru' confessional idea you came up with." "What's wrong with it? People love it! 24 hours a day!" "I think what drove the Monsignor over the edge was the neon sign that said, 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell!'"
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