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Good Morning,  !
Today is Friday, May 25
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

The current November weather sure is easy on the lawnmower!
The Saskatoon bushes are in full bloom, waiting for sunshine
and bees. I'll take some pictures of them when we get sunshine 

Have FUN!

Today in 
0585 -BC- 1st known prediction of a solar eclipse
1241 1st attack on Jewish community of Frankfort, Germany
1720 "Le Grand St Antoine" reaches Marseille, plague kills 80,00
1784 Jews are expelled from Warsaw
1810 Argentina declares independence from Napoleonic Spain
1812 Earthquake destroys Caracas Venezuela 
1915 2nd Battle of Ypres ends with 105,000 casualties 
1927 Henry Ford stops producing Model T car (begins Model A) 
1945 Arthur C Clark proposes relay satellites in geosynchronous orbit
1945 Arther C Clark proposes relay satellites in geosynchronous orbit
1949 Chinese Red army occupies Shanghai 
1953 1st atomic cannon electronically fired, Frenchman Flat NV
1978 "Star Wars" released
1979 American Airlines DC-10 crashes in Chicago killing 275
1979 Israel begins to return Sinai to Egypt 
1991 Israel evacuates 14,000 Ethiopian Jews  
2012  smiled

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"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." --- Albert Einstein
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Lord George Brown, when the band struck up at an embassy function, asked: "Beautiful lady in scarlet, will you waltz with me?" "Certainly not," was the reply. "First, you are drunk. Second, it is not a waltz, but the Venezuelan National Anthem; and third, I am not a beautiful lady in scarlet, but the papal nuncio."

Once there was a guy that needed to make some money. He came up with an interesting plan. He had seen an elephant stand on 4 legs, 3 legs, 2 legs, even 1 leg. He had never seen an elephant stand on no legs. So he went out and bought an elephant. He posted a sign letting people know he was giving $1000 to anyone that can make his elephant stand on no legs. For each try he charged $200. So people came and went and the man was making alot of money because everyone was failing. One day, a man in a blue truck drove up and paid his $200. He walked over to the elephant with a large stick behind his back. He said "Now elephant, I want you to stand on no legs." The elephant just stared. So the guy walked around to the back of the elephant and WHACK!!! with the stick, right in the unmentionables. The elephant jumped up and the man received his $1000. The elephants owner had to think of a better plan because the guy took all the money he had made. So he said, "I have seen an elephant shake his head up and down but I have never seen an elephant shake his head left to right." So people came and went paying their money but never getting the elephant to shake it's head left to right. The man in the blue truck drove up and walked up to the elephant and said, "Do you remember me?" The elephant shook its head up and down. The man said "Do you want me to do it again?" Did he win another $1000 ? Noooo, he didn't. The elephant remembered him and his stick, grabbed him with his trunk and with a swift and straight throw, threw him into a cement mixer across the street.
Click on the picture for the large version Look at all the buildings! The lean back and turn your head to the right. Thataway ==> (-:
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Varance Hibbett Man Assaults Passenger, Crashes at Car Lot Varance Hibbett, 33, caused $57,000 in damage at Axiom Motors on Brandon Boulevard after deputies say he started punching a female passenger while he was driving. A Valrico man assaulted a female passenger while driving and then crashed into several cars at a Brandon Boulevard dealership Monday night, reports. According to the news site, Hillsborough County Sheriff's deputies say Varance Hibbett, 33, was driving a gray Chrysler 300 eastbound on Brandon Boulevard around 10:45 p.m. Monday, May 23. Witnesses told authorities he was punching a 39-year-old Tampa woman and grabbing her by the hair when she tried to get out of the vehicle as Hibbett was driving. Witnesses said they heard the couple screaming and heard him yell, "I'll kill you!" Hibbett then struck two vehicles driving on Brandon Boulevard before hitting a light pole and six parked cars at Axiom Motors. Hibbett fled the scene on foot, deputies said, but was caught about 500 yards away. The female passenger received injuries to her face and mouth in the crash, TBO reports. Total property damage at Axiom is estimated at $57,000, according to the report. Hibbett is charged with battery; leaving the scene of a crash with injury; leaving the scene of a crash with property damage; resisting an officer without violence; three counts of DUI with property damage; and DUI with injury. He is being held in Hillsborough County Jail on $11,250 bond.
Tech Support Pits: From: Chris Re: Reboot how often? Dear Webby How often should a computer be rebooted? Chris Dear Chris That depends on what kind of Operating System you have. W7 once per week or when hot-keys stop working XP-SP3 once per month XP-SP2 once every 3 months Linux once per year UNIX: once every two years Have FUN! DearWebby
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A ragged individual stranded for months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. "Due to lack of activity," he read, "we have regretfully found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
Daily tip from Fixing Loose Screws in Wood If a screw keeps turning in something that is wooden, simply remove the screw, put a toothpick in the hole, break it off at the top of the hole, insert the toothpick part and replace the screw. By stanwitham from Oregon City, Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. Suddenly his car started to cough and splutter and the engine slowly died, leaving him sitting on the side of the road in total isolation. He popped the hood and looked to see if there was anything that he could do to get it going again. Unfortunately, he had a limited knowledge of cars, so all he could do was look at the engine and feel despondent. As he stood looking at the gradually fading light of his flashlight, he cursed that he had not put in new batteries. Suddenly, through the inky shadows, came a deep voice, "It's your fuel pump." The man raised up quickly, striking his head on the underside of the hood. "Who said that?" he called out. There were two horses, a white one and a black one, standing in the fenced field alongside the road. The man was amazed when the white horse repeated, "It's your fuel pump. Tap it with your flashlight and try it again." Confused, the man tapped the fuel pump with his flashlight, turned the key and sure enough, the engine roared to life. He muttered a short thanks to the horse and screeched away. When he reached the next town, he ran into the local bar. "Gimme a large whiskey, please!" he said. A rancher sitting at the bar looked at the man's ashen face and asked, "What's wrong, man? You look like you've seen a ghost." "It's unbelievable," the man said and recalled the whole tale to the rancher. The rancher took a sip of his beer and looked thoughtful. "A horse, you say? Was it by any chance a white horse?" The man replied to the affirmative. "Yes, it was! Am I crazy?" "No, you ain't crazy. In fact, you're lucky," said the rancher, "because that black horse don't know shit about gas engines."
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>From Fran: My husband was once employed in the printing division of a large manufacturing firm. One morning, word came from the top that some visiting VIPs would be touring the plant in just a few minutes. All production was immediately shut down as employees scrambled to quickly tidy up the work place. When the appointed lookout yelled, "Here they come!" fifty fingers, that were poised over fifty machine start-up buttons, pressed down in unison and blew every fuse in the building.
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