Observations 

Children seldom misquote you.
In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself
that there are children more awful than your own.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

I love to give homemade gifts...which one of my kids do you want?

You spend the first 2 years of your kids life teaching them to walk and talk.
Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and be quiet.





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