Can one McAfee license be used by more than one person? 

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Today is Sunday, May 27

The sky is an angry red in the NorthEast.
What does that tell me? Two things:
1) I probably won't be mowing lawns today. 
Red sky in the morning usually announces bad weather.

2) I am working too many hours and should send this off
and get to bed soon.

It's a good thing I write the top comments last!

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Today in 
1529 30 Jews of Posing Hungary, charged with blood ritual, burned at stake 
1703 St. Petersburg was founded by Czar Peter the Great.
1844 Samuel F.B. Morse completes 1st telegraph line 
1850 Mormon Temple in Nauvoo IL destroyed by tornado
1895 British inventor Birt Acres patents film camera/projector
1905 Japanese fleet destroys Russian East Sea fleet in Straits of Tushima 
1907 Bubonic Plague breaks out in San Fransisco
1919 Charles Strite patents pop-up toaster
1921 After 84 years of British control, Afghanistan achieves sovereignty
1936 The Queen Mary left England on its maiden voyage, 
  arriving in France four hours later.
1927 Japanese military intervention in Chinese civil war 
1937 Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco opened.
1941 24 British ships sank the German battleship Bismarck off 
  the coast of France, resulting in the loss of 2,300 lives.
1943 US forbids racial discrimination in war industry 
1948 Arabs blow up Jewish synagogue Hurvat Rabbi Yehudah
1949 Russian stop train traffic West-Berlin 
1951 Chinese Communists force Dalai Lama to surrender his army
1961 1st black light is sold 
1966 55th German F-16 Starfighter crashes
1966 6 French fighters crash above Spain 
1968 Nuclear submarine Scorpion is lost 
1985 Britain agrees to return Hong Kong to China in 1997 
1991 Austrian Boeing 767-300 explodes at Bangkok, 223 die
1996 After a year and a half of bloodshed, Russian President 
  Boris Yeltsin met with the leader of the Chechen rebels and 
  negotiated a cease-fire.
2012  smiled

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"Lord, how the day passes! It is like a life, so quickly when we don't watch it, and so slowly if we do." --- John Steinbeck Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. --- Tallulah Bankhead When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --- Henny Youngman Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence. --- Robert Heinlein
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An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?" "Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once." "Whom did you marry?" "Well, a woman." The lawyer said angrily, "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?" The witness replied, "MY mother did did!"

In days past, children were given names that sound strange to us today -- Prudence, Charity, Faith, and so on. One boy was named Amazing, and he resented it all his life. People laughed at him because of it. He told his wife that, when the time came, he did not want his name on his tombstone. When he died, she followed his wishes and put on the tombstone, "Here lies a man who was faithful to his wife for 60 years." But even in death, he couldn't escape the curse, because everyone that looked at his tombstone said, "WOW! That's Amazing!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Lonneshia Shafaye Appling, 26, 340 pounds, Jailed After using force to escape after shoplifting Meet Lonneshia Shafaye Appling, 340 lb, 26, was so determined to shoplift beer, bacon, cheese, and chicken wings from a Piggly Wiggly, that she punched, spit at, and pepper-sprayed store workers who confronted her as she tried to flee the supermarket Wednesday afternoon, according to cops. Getting punched in the face by somebody, who weighs 100 pounds more than Mike Tyson, but is a foot shorter, must be a terrifying experience, however, she was not charged with robbery. When a Piggly Wiggly employee--who had been tipped to the pilfering by a shopper--asked Appling about the concealed items, she tried to exit the store. After worker Jonathan Orr tried to stop Appling, she “pulled out some pepper spray and sprayed him in the face.” Appling kept spraying as several workers tried to keep her from fleeing. The 340-pound Appling also allegedly punched Orr in the face and spit on the 28-year-old employee. As she successfully bolted from the Athens store, Appling was dropping beer cans out of her purse to trip anybody chasing her. Responding to a 911 call, a cop reported spotting “a very large black female in a purple dress standing there screaming at two store employees” who followed her outside the Piggly Wiggly, which was filled with a choking cloud of pepper spray. Police then arrested Appling, whose rap sheet includes several prior shoplifting convictions and outstanding arrest warrants in three Georgia counties. Cops prepared an inventory of the items Appling sought to swipe: five packages of cheese; eight cans of Coors Light; vegetable oil; chicken wings; and five packages of bacon. As first reported by the Athens Banner Herald, she was charged with a variety of crimes, including aggravated assault, theft, simple battery, and disorderly conduct. While in police custody, Appling told a cop to add whatever charges he wanted “because she was going to plea bargain and half of the charges would be dropped anyway,” according to the report.
Tech Support Pits: From: Betty Re: Multiple users on one McAfee license Dear Webby Hi - is there any way that I can purchase McAfee for my son and myself? He has 2 computers at another address and I have 4 computers at my address. I need to cover my fourth computer and his 2 computers. (I have already purchased one for my 3 computers.) Not sure if this can be done. Love your letter! Thanks, Betty Dear Betty Yes, sure you can! I cover my secretary's computer, even though she telecommutes and works from home. You simply use different email addresses for each account, just like you do with your three machines. You log in with your primary address and password, and set the authorized email addresses. And at you still get the big discount. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Michael was an extremely avid golfer with a cynical attitude and arrogance, that when he passed away, few people shed a tear. Michael approached the Pearly Gates where St. Peter was waiting for him. Rather than pass through the gates as normal people had done, Michael stopped to ask a question. "Before I agree to come in, I want to know exactly what kind of golf course you have here" he said to St. Peter. "That shouldn't matter to you." said St. Peter. "But it does. And then in his arrogant manner exclaimed "Well if I can't see it, then I'm not coming in!" "Very well Michael. As you wish...look through the gates." He looked and saw the poorest, most rundown, excuse for a golf course that it made him sick to his stomach. "Forget it. There is no way in Hell I'm going to spend eternity playing on that course!" Just then, Michael heard the Devil calling him over his gate. "Come over here and see what I have to offer." Michael peered through the gate and he is elated! There is the most absolutely fabulous golf course he has ever seen! He turns to the Devil and says "I want to be on THAT course!" "Ok. Step on through and it's yours forever." St. Peter pleaded with Michael as he headed off with the Devil and the gates closed behind him. Michael walked up to the first tee and said "I can't wait to play! Where are my clubs and ball? The Devil roared with laughter. "Oh, they are on the other side! That's why their course looks so worn out!"
Daily tip from Hide Important Numbers in Cell Phone Contacts With so many numbers to remember, here's a great way to keep it simple. If you have a number that is difficult to remember: a pin number, lock combination or ID number, hide it on your phone! Make an entry in your cell phone's contact list for a made-up name. (Make sure you won't confuse it with someone else!) Turn the number into a phone number. Place it at the front, middle or end of the number, put it in backwards or make it only every other number for extra security. Log it as your "friend's" number. This way, you'll have it at hand without giving it away. Even if your phone is lost or stolen, no one will know your secret. Don't have a cell? Use the same trick to add the number to your address book! By Anda from Knoxville, TN Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
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Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who sent a declaration out throughout the country announcing that he was searching for a new head Samurai. A year passed and only three people showed up to apply for the position: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai. The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be the new head Samurai. The Japanese Samurai opened a match box and out popped a little fly. Whoosh went his sword and the fly dropped dead on the ground in two pieces. The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!" The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be the new head Samurai. The Chinese Samurai also opened a match box and out popped a fly. Whoosh - whoosh went his sword. The fly dropped dead on the ground in four pieces. The emperor exclaimed, "That is really very impressive!" The emperor then had the Jewish Samurai demonstrate why he should be the new head Samurai. The Jewish Samurai also opened a match box and out popped a fly. His flashing sword went Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh. A gust of wind filled the room, but the fly was still alive and buzzing around. The emperor, obviously disappointed, asked, "After all of that, why is the fly not dead?" The Jewish Samurai smiled and said, "Circumcision is not intended to kill."
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