How to get rid of Internet Explorer INBOX
Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 09:52 AM
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>From Nellie
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From: John
Re: Internet Explorer INBOX
Dear Webby
All of a sudden it takes a lot longer to get on Internet
Explorer and when the screen does open there is a
full screen labeled INBOX and wants me to register
for the program.
How can I speed up my access to Internet Explorer
and get rid of the prompt for "INBOX" program?
John
Dear John
That sounds like an infection.
I would run a reputable anti-Malware program like McAfee and clean up as soon as possible.
If you also have that nuisance INBOX toolbar, dump it.
Most likely it came in with the same infection.
You can dump that from
START
ControlPanel
ADD/Remove Programs
(on W7 search in that disorganized mess for
"Programs and Features")
and in there look for INBOX, and dump it.
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As instructed, one of my classmates gently shook the doll
and asked "Are you all right?" He then put his ear over the
mannequin's mouth to listen for breathing.
Suddenly he turned to the instructor and exclaimed,
"She said she can't feel her legs!"
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