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Good Morning,  !
Today is Tuesday, May 29

>From Nellie
Tom and I will celebrate our 50th anniversary on Sunday, June 3.
It is also the 50th anniversary of the Orly plane crash in France that killed
so many people from Atlanta, GA.

Congratulations, Nellie and Tom!

The late and cold spring did not stop or slow down the Rhubarb
at all. It is ready! First rhubarb is always the very best, 
and I made a big pot full to go with a stack of hearty 
rye pancakes. At the Bulk Barn rye flour is cheaper than
wheat flour, quite the opposite from regular grocery stores,
where they sell rye flour in small gourmet packages at 
ridiculous prices.

Have FUN!

Today in 
0526 Antioch struck by Earthquake; about 250,000 die 
1415 Council of Konstanz 
1453 Constantinople falls to Muhammad II (Turks); ends Byzantine Empire 
1849 Lincoln says "You can fool some of the people all of the time, 
& all of the people some of time, but you can't fool all of the people 
all of the time"
1849 Patent for lifting vessels granted to Abraham Lincoln 
1864 Mexican Emperor Maximilian arrives at Vera Cruz
1874 Present constitution of Switzerland takes effec
1911 1st Indianapolis 500 car race, Ray Harroun wins at 74.59 mph
1953 Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay became the first to 
reach the summit of Mount Everest.
1977 A J Foyt wins Indianapolis 500 (average speed of 161.331 mph) 
for a record 4th time
1989 Student protesters in Tiananmen Square China construct a 
replica of the Statue of Liberty 
2012  smiled

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A young woman, pursuing a graduate degree in art history, was going to Italy to study the country's greatest works of art. Since there was no one to look after her grandmother while she was away, she took the old lady with her. At the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican, she pointed to the painting on the ceiling. "Grandma, it took Michelangelo a full four years to get that ceiling painted." "Oh my, "the grandmother says. "He and I must have the same landlord."

Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by. She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home, because he was performing an appendectomy. "My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?" "Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the kickback from the dopey anaesthesiologist!"
Thanks to Dad for this picture Click on the picture for the large version This one bloomed today, from the Echinocereus family.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Jessica Strahl, 28, Indianapolis,, Indiana Jailed After Attacking and Robbing Disabled Mother, Jessica Strahl, a 28-year-old Indiana woman was jailed Thursday after she allegedly attacked her disabled mother when her mother refused to give her money. According to Indianapolis Metro Police, Strahl became angry last Friday when she asked her mother for money, but her mother refused to give her any. The victim, a double-amputee who relies on a cane to walk, refused the request even when Strahl insisted that people were "after her." In retaliation, Strahl allegedly pushed her mother to the ground and ripped two gold necklaces from her mother's neck. Strahl then stole her mother's cane, rendering her incapacitated. The victim suffered injuries to her back and arm as a result of the confrontation. Strahl reportedly fled the home in a red pickup truck and pawned the jewelry at a local pawn shop. She remained a fugitive of justice for nearly a week before she was finally tracked down and arrested. Strahl was booked into jail on a preliminary charge of robbery. Assault charges may be pending as the investigation continues.
Tech Support Pits: From: John Re: Internet Explorer INBOX Dear Webby All of a sudden it takes a lot longer to get on Internet Explorer and when the screen does open there is a full screen labeled INBOX and wants me to register for the program. How can I speed up my access to Internet Explorer and get rid of the prompt for "INBOX" program? John Dear John That sounds like an infection. I would run a reputable anti-Malware program like McAfee and clean up as soon as possible. If you also have that nuisance INBOX toolbar, dump it. Most likely it came in with the same infection. You can dump that from START ControlPanel ADD/Remove Programs (on W7 search in that disorganized mess for "Programs and Features") and in there look for INBOX, and dump it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A couple was delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses. After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Russian?" The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby, and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."
Daily tip from Make Doll House from Old Bookcase To make a Barbie house, start with a small bookcase you might have that you no longer use. Use carpet remnants for the floor, or recycle an old rug. You can also use linoleum scraps to cover the floor of your doll house, or use the contact paper with the wood look. Use contact paper or glue on wallpaper scraps for the walls. You might choose to paint the bookcase before beginning the craft the dollhouse, depending on what color the bookcase is. Use small pictures cut from magazines to glue on the walls for room decor. This dollhouse is good when you don't have much floor space. By duckie-do from Cortez, CO Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next. Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?" "No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!" "Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole Mother?" Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again. "So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?" Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends." "Excellent!!! So,.... Are you and this girl engaged, yet?" "I'm afraid not. My Father can't stand her!"
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Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well known mannequin victim, Resusci-Annie, to practice. Typical of most models, this Resusci-Annie was only a torso, to allow for storage in a carrying case. The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed, one of my classmates gently shook the doll and asked "Are you all right?" He then put his ear over the mannequin's mouth to listen for breathing. Suddenly he turned to the instructor and exclaimed, "She said she can't feel her legs!"
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