"Email Account Suspension" Mail  

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Good Morning,  !
Today is Wednesday, May 30

While looking at the preview list of mail in MailWasher, 
I saw this semi-legitimate looking mail today, that claimed

"Dear PayPal User,
You sent a payment for $5698.53 USD to Damian Lugo."

Yeah, sure. I got the 53 cents, but the $5698 simply are not
in my account, or anywhere near it. 

The actual link underlying, but exposed by Mailwasher for
"View the details of this transaction online"

The same link was underlying links pretending to be PayPal
links. Naturally, I would not hit that link with a 10 foot pole. 

If you don't have MailWasher to expose stuff like that, be
very careful with mails, that claim you had sent money
somewhere, even though you haven't.

Have FUN!

Today in 
1431 Joan of Arc was burned at the stake as a heretic.
1539 Spanish explorer Fernando de Soto discovers Florida
1808 Napoleon annexes Tuscany & gave it seats in French Senate 
1814 1st Treaty of Paris, after Napoleon's 1st abdication
1821 James Boyd patents Rubber Fire Hose
1848 México ratifies treaty giving US; New Mexico, California & 
parts of Nevada, Utah, Arizona & Colorado in return for $15 million 
1858 Hudson Bay Company's rights to Vancouver Island revoked 
1872 Mahlon Loomis patents wireless telegraphy
1889 The brassiere is invented
1896 1st car accident occurs, Henry Wells hit a bicyclist (NYC) 
1913 New country of Albania is formed 
1941 English Army enters Baghdad, chasing pro-German coup government 
1942 1,047 bombers bomb Cologne in RAF's raid of WWII 
1966 300 US airplanes bomb North Vietnam
1966 US launches Surveyor 1 to the Moon
1967 Robert "Evel" Knievel's motorcycle jumps 16 automobiles
1968 University church in Leipzig, East Germany, blown up 
1976 Bobby Unser sets world record for the fastest pit stop (4 seconds) 
1997 Betty Shabazz, widow of Malcolm X, set afire by 12 year old grandson 
2012  smiled

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A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel in England to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw away from the beach," he was told. "But how will I recognize it?" asked the man. The reply came back: "It's the one with all the broken windows."
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A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a dog on a leash. He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but notice that your dog was really into the movie. He cried at the right spots, he moved nervously in his seat at the boring parts, but most of all, he laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Did you find that unusual??" "Yes," she replied, "I found it very unusual ... because he hated the book!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Ashley Holton, 35, from Alabama, now in a Florida jail Solo Sex Act On Busy Florida Highway Ashley Holton, a 35-year-old Alabama woman was jailed Sunday after she allegedly masturbated in front of passing motorists on a busy Florida highway, then resisted arrest. According to the Marion County Sheriff's Office, Holton was wearing nothing more than a pink shirt when she decided to pull her car over on Highway 484 near Interstate 75 and then masturbate in front of passing motorists. Holton's display of self-love attracted the attention of herds of motorists - many of whom committed illegal U-Turns to watch her. Holton continued to engage in the sex act for a half hour before deputies arrived on scene. Investigators say Holton kicked, bit and exposed herself to deputies who were attempting to arrest her. She continued to expose herself even after she was secured with handcuffs. Holton was booked into the Marion County Jail and charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, disorderly conduct and exposure of sexual organs. Her bond has been set at $16,250.
Tech Support Pits: From: Angel Re: "Email Account Suspension" Mail Dear Webby I received all kinds of weird mail threatening to suspend my email account if I did not open some attachment and do this or that. The mails pretended to be from some team at my domain. Well, as you know, my team is me and my dog, and neither one of us sends silly emails to the other. What is it all about and how do I stop it? Angel Dear Angel It's some silly scammer. Just make a filter in MailWasher that looks for "Email Account Suspension" in the subject line, and tell it to trash that mail automatically, without even bothering to show it to you. You won't see another one. Don't worry about that filter accidentally dumping legitimate mail. Nobody will announce suspending anybody's email. If email has to be messed with, because that address has not been checked in a long time, and the mail box has over 50 MB of spam in it, then there is no point adding a suspension notice to the end of that UNchecked pile of mail. The box will simply be dumped when it goes over the limit. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A rabbi and his two friends, a priest and a minister, played poker for small stakes once a week. The only problem was that they lived in a very conservative blue-law town. The sheriff raided their game and took all three before the local judge. After listening to the sheriff's story, the judge sternly inquired of the priest: "Were you gambling, Father?" The priest looked toward heaven, whispered, "Oh, Lord, forgive me!" and then said aloud: "No, your honor, I was not gambling." "Were you gambling, Reverend?" the judge asked the minister. The minister repeated the priest's actions and said, "No, your honor, I was not." Turning to the third clergyman, the judge asked: "Were you gambling, Rabbi?" The Rabbi eyed him coolly and replied. . . "With whom?
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Thanks to Lu for this one: I have my own system for labeling homemade freezer meals. Forget calling them "Veal Parmigiana" or "Turkey Loaf" or "Beef Pot Pie." If you look in my freezer you'll see "Whatever," "Anything," "I Don't Know," and, my favorite, "Food." That way when I ask my husband what he wants for dinner, I'm certain to have exactly what he wants."
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