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0070 Rome captures 1st wall of the city of Jerusalem 
1665 Jerusalem's rabbi Sjabtai Tswi proclaims himself Messiah
1678 Lady Godiva rides naked through Coventry in a protest of taxes
1879 1st electric railway opens at Berlin
1884 Dr John Harvey Kellogg patents "flaked cereal" 
1891 Work on trans-Siberian railway begins
1900 British troops under Lord Roberts occupy Johannesburg 
1900 US troops arrive in Peking, help put down Boxer Rebellion 
1907 Taxis 1st began running in NYC 
1912 US marines land on Cuba 
1916 British battle cruiser Invincible explodes, killing all but 6 
1935 Quake kills 50,000 in Quetta Pakistan 
1940 Prime Minister Winston Churchill flees to Paris
1941 41 U boats sunk this month (325,000 ton) 
1947 Communists grab power in Hungary 
1955 Construction begins on Soviet cosmodrome launch facilities
1961 Union of South Africa becomes a republic, leaving the Commonwealth 
1970 An earthquake in Peru left more than 50,000 dead.
1979 Zimbabwe (Rhodesia) proclaims independence
1980 Police & youthful rebels battle in Zurich
1991 Oldest bride - Minnie Munro, 102, weds Dudley Reid, 83, in Australia
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Tiffany Jacobs and Alvina Leiba, both 19 in Deltona, Florida Heavy Pizza Robbery A “wide view” Florida woman and her companion are facing felony charges after the ravenous duo allegedly hatched a harebrained plot to rob a Pizza Hut deliveryman of two large pizzas, 14 chicken wings, and an apple pie. Short on cash, Tiffany Jacobs and Alvina Leiba, both 19, concocted a plan to score the free grub, which was delivered around midnight to Leiba’s home in Deltona, according to a charging affidavit prepared by the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office. In interviews with deputies, Jacobs and Leiba said they did not have enough money to pay for the Pizza Hut food, so they “planned on scaring the pizza delivery man into leaving prior to them paying.” Jacobs (Two-Ton, left) told cops that Leiba (right) gave her “all black clothing and a mask to wear,” and that she “obtained a wooden bat from the neighbor’s yard to intimidate the pizza delivery man with.” When Pizza Hut employee Brian Healy, 19, arrived at Leiba’s home, she directed him to put the food down on a table inside the doorway while she searched for extra cash (she was holding only $12). That’s when the 5’ 1”, 200-pound Jacobs, in her wanna-be ninja getup, emerged from her hiding spot and approached Healy from behind. Jacobs, who has used the alias "Shaccariana Jackson," told cops that she planned to scare the deliveryman by swinging the bat at a pole near the doorway, but “accidentally” hit him in the side and head a few times. Healy told deputies that a “large African American female” assailant struck him in the head and left arm with a baseball bat. After wrestling the bat out Jacobs’s hands, he threw it into the yard, as Jacobs fled. Remarkably, Healy then returned to the front door and “asked the original customer if she was going to pay for the food.” While Leiba claimed that she was calling police, presumably to report him for attacking her partner, Healy returned to the roadway and he actually dialed 911. Expecting cops to arrive at the residence, Jacobs and Leiba hid in some nearby woods until sunrise. The pair then returned to Leiba’s home, where they subsequently ate the Pizza Hut food. After the women were arrested and placed in a holding cell, they “laughed profusely about the situation,” according to the affidavit sworn by Deputy Kyle Walter. Leiba remarked that she “would not pay any fines assigned to her and would flee to Trinidad” and said she was “so hungry she would rob a McDonald’s with Jacobs when they got out of jail.” Jacobs told investigators that she and Leiba had “been planning on robbing a pizza delivery man for approximately one year” and had actually attempted a Pizza Hut heist several months ago. In the original attempt, Jacobs answered the door, “while Leiba was supposed to scare the delivery man.” Who happened to be Healy. However, the 5’ 3”, 120-pound Leiba failed to scare the Pizza Hut worker and “Jacobs stated that she paid for the pizza during that incident.” Asked if he had previously delivered to the Deltona residence, Healy recalled a “suspicious incident” during which “the wider individual answered the door, while the not so wide female approached him from the rear.” Healy added that he was not assaulted that time, nor did he contact police. Jacobs, charged with armed robbery and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, is being held in the Volusia County jail in lieu of $3000 bail. Leiba, facing an armed robbery count, bailed out of custody Saturday after posting $1500.
Tech Support Pits: From: sex c sass c Re: "Flame" virus Dear Webby Enjoy your newlsetter everyday and the questions that others ask. I don't always understand the questions/answers but do find them interesting. My question is abput this new virus making headlines nicknamed Flame. What do you know about it and do we have fear it over here in this part of the woods? Thanks for all you do and for making us smile! sex c sass c Dear Sex C Sass C Security firms have not been warning of any direct risk to average Internet users. Sophos' noted that "Flame" has only been discovered in a few hundred computers in Iran and thereabouts. “Certainly, it's pretty insignificant when you compare it to the 600,000 Mac computers which were infected by the Flashback malware earlier this year.” Flame can extract huge amounts of data, that takes a great amount of work to analyze. Therefore it's owners are limiting it to just a few hundred carefully targeted "high value" computers. It's not really a virus anyway. It does not seem to replicate itself and spread on it's own, but seems more a carefully targeted invasion. As long as you don't build nuclear bombs in your kitchen or engage in any terrorism or significant threat to peace, Flame won't be targeted at you. However, even if you only terrorize hubby and the dog, it is still a good idea to keep your McAfee up to date. Have FUN! DearWebby
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