A guy is strolling down the street in Vegas when he comes across an old lamp. He picks it up, rubs it vigorously, and out pops a genie.

The genie offers to grant him one wish, to which the guy replies; "I've had terrible luck my whole life, I just wish I could have some good luck for a change."

"And so it shall be" says the genie as he disappears in a puff of smoke.

So off the guy strolls, wondering if this will really change his life, when he spies $10 on the sidewalk. Not a bad start he thinks. As he picks it up, he notices a betting shop across the road. He strolls over, looks through the racing list, and sees a horse named Lucky Lad at 100/1 odds. He puts the $10 on the nose, and what do you know, the horse comes in first.

Feeling on a bit of a roll, he heads to the nearest casino, fronts up at the roulette table and puts the whole $1,010 on "Lucky seven." Round and round the wheel spins, and "bang!" - Lucky Seven.

Now he's really flying.... what better way to celebrate than to head to the local brothel for a bit of horizontal folk dancing. He knocks and enters, when all of a sudden he is showered with streamers and handed a glass of champagne. The madam of the establishment puts her arm around him and says,

"Welcome sir! We have much pleasure in informing you that you are our lucky 1,000th customer, and you have won the right to enjoy the pleasures of any girl who works here, absolutely free of charge."

The guy says that he's always fancied making it with an Indian girl.... so he's ushered into one of the rooms and in strolls themost gorgeous Indian woman he has ever seen. Not much time passes before clothing is strewn around the room and the Karma Sutra (pp 101 to 532) is being well and truly tested. At one point the guy pauses and says to the girl,

"You are one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life. I can't believe how lucky I am to be with you. But there is one thing I don't really like about Indian women. I don't like that red spot that you all have on your forehead."

The Indian girl looks him in the eye and says, "Sir, I am here to please you and succumb to your every desire. If you wish to see my caste mark gone, then please scratch it off."

So the guy goes at it with his fingernail. All of a sudden he leans back and starts killing himself laughing.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" asks the Indian girl.

To which the guy replies, "You're never going to believe this, but I've just won a car!"

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