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Today is Wednesday, June 6

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1813 US invasion of Canada halted at Stoney Creek (Ont) 
1882 Cyclone in Arabian Sea (Bombay India) drowns 100,000 
1882 Electric iron patented by Henry W. Seely, NYC
1914 1st air flight out of the sight of land (Scotland to Norway) 
1932 US Federal gas tax enacted
1933 1st drive-in theatre opens (Camden NJ) 
1942 1st nylon parachute jump
1942 1st nylon parachute jump
1944 D-Day: 150,000 Allied Expeditionary Force lands in Normandy, France 
1967 6 day war between Israel & Arab neighbors begins 
1982 Israel invades southern Lebanon, site of Palestinian guerrillas
1988 George Bush makes campaign promise to support reparations for WW II
           Japanese-American internees (promise broken by Clinton)
2012 Transit of Venus (between Earth & Sun) occurs
2012  smiled

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The butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. "Please let me in," says the man. "I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one. We have some guests coming over." "OK" says the butcher. "Let me see what's left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man. "That one's too skinny. What else have you got?" the man asks. The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes, then brings the same turkey back out to the man. "Oh no," says the man, "that one doesn't look any better. You better give me both of them."
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Tony went to the doctor and told him that he couldn't hear himself fart. So the doctor gave Tony some pills. Tony asked him, "Will these make me hear better?" Doc replied, "No, but they will make you fart louder."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Erin Sayar Teacher jailed for Having Sex with 16-Year-Old Student at "Horndog High" Erin Sayar, a 36-year-old English teacher at James Madison High School has been jailed after she allegedly had an affair with a 16-year-old student. According to police, an investigation was launched when the girlfriend of a 16-year-old student hacked into his Facebook page and found intimate messages between him and Sayar. Investigators say Sayar was tutoring the student when the relationship turned sexual. Sayar and the student reportedly engaged in sexual intercourse 8 to 12 times before the alleged relationship was uncovered. Some of the alleged sex acts reportedly took place in Sayar's SUV. In other instances the student skipped his 6th hour weight training class to visit her. The door to her classroom was reportedly locked during the pair's closed-door sessions. The couple also reportedly exchanged almost 4,000 messages over a 17-day period, according to an arrest affidavit. During questioning, the student was able to identify several tattoos, including a large mermaid tattoo, in intimate areas of Sayar's body. Sayar, who is a married with a child, was booked into jail and charged with rape, criminal sex act and sexual abuse of a minor. Her bond has been set at $10,000. James Madison High School has been dubbed "Horndog High" after at least three other teachers have been fired from the school after getting caught with sex-related offenses.
Tech Support Pits: From: Ocra Re: mail with zip files Dear Webby, lately I have received quite a few emails that had zip files attached, for example one today, claiming to be from DHL. I don't know anybody, who would send anything to me via DHL. All the kids and grandkids ever send is requests for money. So I have not opened it. Are all mails with attached zip files phony? Thanks Ocra Dear Ocra Yes. Sometimes programs, that require a certain directory structure, are in zip format. However, those are not sent via email, but are available as a download. If an email has a ZIP file attached, delete the attachment and then delete the email. Ignore the authentic looking logo, that the scammers copied. Any idiot can do that. Just dump it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!" "Really?" he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store. A clerk answers and Tom says, "Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?" The clerk replies, "Canned or frozen?"
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A man who was told by his doctor that he was suffering from acute alcoholism. The man said, "Doc, I can't tell my wife I am suffering from alcoholism. Isn't there one of those big medical terms that I can give her?" The doctor said, "As far as I'm concerned, there is no other term for it but alcoholism." As the man left the doctor's office he passed a music store and in the window his eye caught the word "syncopation". That word seemed to strike a responsive chord somewhere. When he got home he told his wife the doctor had said he was suffering from acute syncopation. That was all right until she looked up the word in the dictionary and read: "Syncopation - an irregular and erratic movement from bar to bar".
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A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried around her. Her husband, coming down the stairs, asked why she was standing there. "Here," she said, handing him the coats. "This time you put the kids into their coats, and I'll go honk the horn."
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