How does a pre-written mail work? 

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Today is Friday, June 8
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452 Italy invaded by Attila the Hun 
570 Relgion of Islam (submission) founded in Mecca 
632 Muhammad died. 
1783 Laki Volcano in southern Iceland begins 8-month eruption
1786 1st commercially-made ice cream sold (NY) 
1824 Washing machine patented by Noah Cushing of Quebec 
1940 Discovery of element 93, neptunium, announced 
1965 US troops ordered to fight offensively in Vietnam 
1967 Israel attacks USS Liberty in Mediterranean, killing 34 US crewmen
1979 The Source, 1st computer public information service, goes online 
2001 Tony Blair and his Labour Party won a second term
2012  smiled

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> From Anna I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She told me she had mellowed a lot over the years: "When your oldest sister coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When your youngest brother swallowed a dime, I just told him it was coming out of his allowance."
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Goldie, a middle aged Jewish woman goes to see a fortune-teller. " Two men are madly in love with me !" Goldie says. " Who will be the lucky one ? " The swami answers...." Morris will marry you, and Irving will be the lucky one. "
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Sandra Ramirez ina Aurora, Colorado Gas can in child seat, toddler lose A Facebook photo recently posted to the Colorado Department of Transportation's Facebook page shows a toddler and gas can sharing a vehicle's back seat. The gas can is securely strapped into a child's safety seat. The toddler, seated opposite the gas can, looks free to roam about the cabin. The female driver, the mother of the child, was cited for no proof of insurance and three counts of seat belt violations
Tech Support Pits: From: Rolly Re: How does a pre-written mail work? Dear Webby, I think you went a mile or two above my head with that pre-written email stuff. How does that work? Rolly Dear Rolly Windows has your default email program set in the Registry. Now you can call it from the DOS command line or with a shortcut. The standard call for doing that has always, even before Windows, been: It used to be just UNIX and Linux, but now it works the same on Windows. By adding a question mark, you can add parameters, just like you do with web pages. If you add ?subject=Email Shortcut Test so that it will be Shortcut Test and hit the shortcut icon, it will open a new email, address it to and fill in the subject line with Email Shortcut Test If you add to that command & then it will fill that into the CC line. The BCC works the same. And so does the BODY. That trick works great, when you have to send a lot of similar emails to certain people, and have to just add a word or not even that. An example would be telling somebody, that their kids are waiting at the bus stop. The whole email can in that case be pre-written. You simply hit that icon, then hit SEND. Done. Even faster, if you use a hot-key for that, and you already got one for SEND. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Two tourists are driving through the countryside in Wales. At the quaint town of Llanhyfryddawelllehynafolybaarcudprindanf- ygythiadtrienusyrhafnauole, they stop for lunch and one tourist asks the waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" The waitress leans over and says, "Burrr-gurrr-Keeennng."
Daily tip from Make A Draining And Drying Frame I needed a way to drain green beans and butter beans after picking and washing them. My husband made a frame and covered it with Hardware Cloth. After washing the beans, I pour them on the wire and spread them out to drain. I have found that the frame has other uses too. This morning, I washed pillows and the frame is perfect for drying them in the hot sun. The top side has no edging which makes it easy to rake the beans off into a bucket after they are dry. By hate litter from NC In case you don't know what "hardware cloth" is, it is old- fashioned metallic mosquito netting. Nowadays you can get it in plastic as well. It is just as strong but better suited for food items. You can get it pre-framed to fit screen doors and standard size windows. A small screen to just fit over a double sink is usually under $5. Have FUN! DeaarWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: "The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars". "Why, does the parrot cost so much?" asks the man. The owner says, "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer". The man then asks about the next parrot and is told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the first parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX and Linux operating systems. Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot and is told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question, "What can it do?" To which the owner replies, "To be honest I have never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss!"
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A high school science class was asked the question, "When water becomes ice, which of its physical properties increases?" Everyone answered, "Its volume increases." Except for one wise guy who was obviously thinking outside the box, and no doubt in reality, closer to the truth, "When water becomes ice, its price increases."
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