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Good Morning,  !
Today is Wednesday, June 13

One reader figured that the Florida ghost voters voted for
Bush and would vote for Romney. 
Not a chance. 
If there was a single ghost voter, who was NOT controlled by 
Acorn or the Democrats, then the Dept of Justice would not 
fight the correction of the voting rolls quite so fanatically. 
They control the ghosts and the illegal voters, and figure
they are entitled to them.

it will be intersting to see what Florida does about that.

Have FUN!

Today in 
1525 German Reformer Martin Luther, 42, married former nun 
  Katherine von Bora, 26. They had six kids.
1611 John Fabricius dedicates earliest sunspot publication 
1886 Fire destroys nearly 1,000 buildings in Vancouver, BC 
1898 Yukon Territory of Canada organized, Dawson chosen as capital 
1933 1st sodium vapor street lamps installed (Schenectady NY) 
1940 Paris evacuated before the German advance
1942 1st V-2 rocket launch, Peenemnde, Germany; reached 1.3 km
 (that technology eventually became the base of the NASA rockets)
1955 Mercedes racing car kills 77 at Le Mans France  
1983 Pioneer 10 becomes 1st man-made object to leave Solar System
2012  smiled

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Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied female obesity to a virus. One evening my sister came home exhausted from a long day at work. "Did you read the paper?" she asked. "I'm not going in to work tomorrow. I'm calling in fat."
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Thanks to Georgiagirl for this joke: Mujibar was trying to get into America legally through Immigration. The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter America." Mujibar said, "I am ready." The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready." The Officer said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone, she goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and I say, 'Yellow, this is Mr Mujibar.'" Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you, and works at AOL on the Help Desk.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Steven Mercado, 32 in Vineland, NJ Bank Robber ran out of gas The robbery occurred at the Susquehanna Bank on North Delsea Drive this afternoon at 1:23 p.m. Steven Mercado, 32, of North East Boulevard in Vineland, entered the bank and handed the teller a note demanding money, according to Vineland police. Though he had no disguise or weapon, the note reportedly indicated that he was carrying a weapon. The teller handed an undisclosed amount of money to the suspect, who then fled the bank. Bank employees reported they last saw the suspect heading north across Garden Road onto North Delsea Drive. That's when they notified police. According to police, Mercado parked his vehicle at Performance Auto on Delsea Drive, but his vehicle ran out of gas as he attempted to make his getaway. He then reportedly contacted a local taxi company to pick him up, but was apprehended by Vineland police. According to the nearby Dondero Diamonds and Fine Jewelry store, a police vehicle struck their sign. The jewelry store praised the Vineland police for their response to apprehending the robber. Mercado was charged with armed robbery with his vehicle impounded and bail set at $400,000.
Tech Support Pits: From: Melody Re: Sharing the newsletter Dear Webby I look forward to reading your Dear Webby Humor Letter and sometimes I read something that I would like to share with friends who don't get the humor letter, but I wasn't sure if I could do that with out crossing over some line out there and getting in trouble for sharing that wasn't mine. Melody Dear Melody Just forward the entire Humor Letter or tell them to go to That way it is considered "Sharing", not plagiarism or stealing. Sharing is appreciated, because it might lead to a new subscriber. They still know that YOU sent it to them, and credit YOU for being resourceful and well connected. Have FUN! DearWebby
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>From Myrna On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great- grandchildren in Boston. Then she inquired what I did for a living. I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free pro- fessional advice. Instead she sat back and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."
Daily tip from Save Paper Scraps For Crafts I do a lot of card making. Stock paper isn't really cheap, so if I have left over sentiments or papers from cutting out projects. I put them all in a basket next to my computer desk. Then if I need something, it is usually right there in the basket. I save a ton of paper, ink, and time by having the "scraps" right there for use on other projects. Some people may think I am a bit of a tightwad, but it actually saves me a lot of money having these scraps right where I can get to them. So, if you are an avid crafter those small pieces could come in very handy. By maphisx7 from Gordonsville, VA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said to her, "My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at a yard sale." "I'm sure he'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found," her friend replied. "Normally, yes," she said. "But he just broke his leg, and he's waiting for me to take him to the hospital to have it set."
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My town takes jury selection very seriously. So much so that when it sends questionnaires to perspective jurors, every question is expected to be answered in full--plain and simple, no ifs, ands or buts. This was evidenced by the juror's questionnaire I was sent. It asked, Do you speak, read and understand English? If no, explain."
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