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Are you following the Euro2012 games?
I find it interesting how much the coverage differs.
Most NorthAmerican media seem to fous on the hooligans,
that try to crank up a bit of rioting before the games,
and barely mention the games or the scores.

European and British media tend to ignore the violence and
stick to reporting about the games. If you are interested in
the soccer games and the competition, try

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Today in 
1775 US Army founded 
1834 Sandpaper patented by Isaac Fischer Jr, Springfield, Vermont 
1847 Bunson invents a gas burner
1940 German forces occupied Paris during WW II 
1941 Ground broken for Boeing Plant II (ex-AFLC Plant 13) Wichita KS
1944 1st B-29 raid against mainland Japan
1949 State of Vietnam formed
1951 1st commercial computer, UNIVAC 1, 
   enters service at Census Bureau 
1952 Keel laid for 1st nuclear powered sub the Nautilus 
1954 Pres Eisenhower signs order adding words "under God" to the Pledge 
The last phrase now reads: ' nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.' 
1982 Argentina surrenders to Britain on Falkland Is, ends 74-day conflict 
1987 4th full-duration test firing of redesigned SRB motor 
2012  smiled

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A man is walking his dog, and passes a little restaurant; the cooking smells are so tempting, he decides he would like to stop for lunch, but the sign says no animals are permited. After a couple of moment's thought, he decided to brazen it out: he puts on a pair of sunglasses, walks into the rest- aurant, with his dog on a leash and asks to be seated. The waiter says "I am sorry sir, but we do not permit animals in the restaurant." The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog." The waiter responds skeptically: "Your seeing eye dog? Sir, that dog is a Dachshund, a Wiener Dog!" The man responds: "A Dachshund! They gave me a Dachshund?"
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A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming little farmhouse with a hand-lettered "For Sale" sign out front. After briskly introducing herself and her associate to the startled occupant, the agent cruised from room to room, opening closets and cupboards, testing faucets and pointing out where a "new light fixture here and a little paint there" would help. Pleased with her assertiveness, the woman was hopeful that the owner would offer her the listing. "Ma'am," the man said, "I appreciate the home-improvement tips and all, but I think you read my sign wrong. It says, "HORSE for sale. But I s'pose someone who don't read so good, prolly can't afford a horse ?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Cadedra Cook, 18, in Cedartown Georgia Cadedra Cook - Orders Pizza, Then Stabs Delivery Driver 50 Times Cadedra Cook, an 18-year-old Cedartown woman, and an unnamed 15-year-old boy, were jailed Friday after they allegedly ordered a pizza and then stabbed the delivery driver more than 50 times. According to Cedartown Police, Cook and the juvenile reportedly beat and stabbed 27-year-old Elizabeth Hutchenson, a mother of one, while she was making a pizza delivery at their residence on Thursday around 9:00 p.m. Cook and the juvenile then fled on foot, leaving the victim bleeding to death in their doorway. Officers found Hutchenson while on a routine traffic stop. She was rushed to a Polk Medical Center, where she was pronounced dead. Medical officials stated that she received over 50 stab wounds to her head, chest, and torso. Officers apprehended the suspects the next day in a nearby field. "We had been one step behind them most of the night," said Cedertown Police Chief Jamie Newsome. "We were finally able to catch up to them in daylight. Investigators say detectives do not have a motive behind the attack. A small amount of money was taken from the victim, but not enough to initiate a murder. Officers are working to determine if it was premeditated. A Domino's spokesperson stated that drivers are not encouraged to carry more than $20 on them while delivering. They stated that they were horrified by the incident, and their prayers go out to the family of the victim, which includes a 4-year-old girl and a boyfriend. Cook was booked into the Polk County Jail on charges of murder. The juvenile, who was also jailed on murder charges, may be charged as an adult.
Tech Support Pits: From: Mark Re: Used laser printer Dear Webby I bought a used Dell Laser printer from a company, that went out of business. They said it was working OK the last time they used it a year ago. I downloaded the driver for it, but it won't print. It has all kinds of lights lit up, but nothing is happening. What do you recommend? Mark Dear Mark Most likely one of the departing emloyees took the toner cartridges home as a last souvenir. Just go to Atlantic inkjet .com and order toner for it. Shortly after you put toner cartridges in and slam the side door, those lights will all go out and you can start printing. If there is more than just the power light on, toner is empty or cartridges are missing. By the way, laser toner cartridges from Atlantic inkjet .com can sit around for years. They don't go bad. With old printers, it is a good idea to open them up, chase the mice and/or spiders out with a vacuum cleaner, and wipe all the rubber rollers with a Q-tip dipped in gas-line-antifreeze or key-lock-de-icer or Methyl Hydrate, It is all the same stuff, but a one ounce bottle of lock de-icer will usually cost you more than a gallon of Methyl Hydrate from the paint department at Home Depot. That cleans and rejuvenates the rubber rollers, so that they become sticky and grabby like dragster tires. Then the printer does not have to spin the wheels to eventually pick up some paper, it will move as soon as a wheel begins to turn. Have FUN! DearWebby
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The teacher was asking the kids where they were going to go for their summer vacations. She turned to little Johnny and asked him. "We're going to visit my grandmother in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania," he replied. "That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word," the teacher said. "Can you tell the class how you spell that?" Little Johnny thought about it and said, "You know, come to think of it, since I am probably going to flunk this class, most likely I'll be going to Balconia, or maybe the wood shed."
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>From Rollie: While my wife and I were shopping at a mall kiosk, a shapely young woman in a short, form-fitting dress strolled by. Naturally my eyes followed her. Without looking up from the item she was examining, my wife asked, "Was it worth the trouble you're in now?"
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>From Mary F My son from California who was visiting this weekend tells me that there were a couple of terrorists who had made it into the US and were having coffee in San Francisco when one of them started conversing in Arabic. The other cautioned him and then reminded him, "We are in the United States now. Speak Spanish."
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