Get rid of Excel Clipboard tally nuisance 

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Today is Tuesday, June 19

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Nobody was interested enough in the Linux course to actually
try it out, 
and nobody figured their pictures or data on memory
cards were worth saving. It sure is not easy trying to find
something, that you need or want!

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Today in 
240 -BC- Eratosthenes estimates circumference of Earth
1862 Slavery outlawed in US territories 
1864 CSS "Alabama" sunk by USS "Kearsarge" off Cherbourg, France
1865 All slaves in Texas freed 
1917 After WW I King George V ordered members of British royal family to
           dispense with German titles & surnames, they take the name Windsor 
1961 Kuwait regains complete independence from Britain
1967 Muhammad Ali is convicted for refusing induction in US Army 
1976 US Viking 1 goes into Martian orbit after 10-month flight from Earth 
1981 European Space Agency's Ariane carries 2 satellites into orbit 
1981 India's APPLE satellite, 1st to be stabilized on 3 axes, launched 
1988 In Santa Barbara, CA, a team of 32 divers finish cycling underwater
           on a standard tricycle, to complete 116.66 mi in 75 hrs 20 mins 
2012  smiled

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A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks errode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. "However there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and announced: "Wedding cake!"
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"I had the strangest dream last night," Morris was telling his psychiatrist. "I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face. As you can imagine, I found this very disturbing. In fact I woke up immediately, and couldn't get back to sleep. I just lay there in bed waiting for morning to come, and then I got up, drank a Coke, and came right over here for my appointment. I thought you could help me explain the meaning of this strange dream." The psychiatrist was silent for a full minute before responding: "A Coke? You call that a breakfast?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Brandi Baumgardner, 38 in Beaver Springs, Pa. Injected Teen Daughter 200 Times With Heroin Over Two-Year Period Brandi Baumgardner, a 38-year-old Pennsylvania woman has been jailed after she allegedly got her daughter heavily addicted to heroin and other drugs, beginning when child was just 12-years-old. According to police, an investigation was launched in August when the victim checked herself into a drug rehab center claiming that she was too strung out to inject herself with heroin any longer. Investigators say the victim's mother, Brandi Baumgardner, began smoking marijuana with her daughter when the child was just 12-years-old. Baumgardner then introduced the child to heroin at age 14, and is accused of injecting her daughter with the substance when the girl was too weak to inject herself. The girl admitted to detectives that she used a wide variety of drugs with her mother, including marijuana, crack cocaine, heroin and various prescription medications. She also testified that she would become so "dope-sick" her mother would inject her, and ultimately injected her with heroin approximately 200 times over a two-year period. Robert Thomas Hannick, a 22-year-old Beaver Springs resident has also been arrested on charges that he had sex with the underage girl in exchange for drugs. The victim told detectives that Hannick would assist her mother in injecting her with heroin. Hennick allegedly had sex with the girl three times and engaged in sexual acts on a fourth occasion. The victim also told detectives that her mother would take her to a hospital and then complain about a fake illness in order to obtain prescription medications. At one point, mother and daughter allegedly shared Fentanyl patches. Fentanyl is a highly addictive and powerful pain medication that is considered to be more potent than heroin. Detectives interviewed Baumgardner, who confessed to supplying her daughter with drugs "when she was sick." Baumgardner also admitted that she and her daughter had "drug problems." Baumgardner was booked into jail and charged with endangering the welfare of a child and corruption of minors. Her next court appearance has been scheduled for June 21. Hannick was charged with statutory sexual assault, aggravated indecent assault and corruption of minors. The victim is receiving ongoing treatment and counseling at the drug rehabilitation center she checked into.
Tech Support Pits: From: Garry Re: Excel Clipboard nuisance Dear Webby, How do I stop Excel from showing that nuisance history of stuff I have copied before? When copying a whole bunch of cells to new places, that's really a nuisance. Garry Dear Garry Open the Options in the clipboard and uncheck every item in there, then hit the X in the top right hand corner to close it. No more silly clipboard history taking up valuable screen space exactly on top of what you need to see. Have FUN! DearWebby
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The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked. "Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again. "I found that the cat had eaten it!" "Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."
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Our co-worker kept trying to get her mother to fly out for a visit. "No way am I getting on an airplane," was the in- evitable answer. "Look, Mom, when it's your time to go, it doesn't matter if you're on the ground or in the air." "I know," said her mother. "I just don't want to be that far off the ground when it's the pilot's time to go."
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How is playing the bagpipes like throwing a javelin blindfolded? You don't have to be good to get everyone's attention. ---------------- Personally, I quite like the sound of bagpipes, from about five miles away.
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