How to view and clear Office clipboard 

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Today is Wednesday, June 20

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From Dr Bill re bagpipes:
I found over the years quite to my surprise that bagpipes 
stir a martial spirit within me - combination no doubt of 
Scottish and Irish ancestry, and if the neural memory theory 
is correct it could account for my sudden desire at the 
sound of the pipes to kill an Englishman

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Today in 
1402 Battle of Angora (Ankara)-Tatars defeat Turkish Army
1567 Jews are expelled from Brazil by order of regent Don Henrique 
1791 King Louis XVI caught trying to escape French Revolution
1793 Eli Whitney applies for a cotton gin patent 
1819 Savannah becomes 1st steamship to cross any ocean (Atlantic) 
1837 Queen Victoria at 18 ascends British throne following death of
           uncle King William IV Ruled for 63 years ending in 1901 
1867 Pres Andrew Johnson announces purchase of Alaska
1871 Ku Klux Klan trials began in federal court in Oxford Miss 
1963 US & USSR agree to set up "Hot Line" 
1977 Oil enters Trans-Alaska pipeline exits 38 days later at Valdez 
        still doing that just nicely today
1990 40,000-50,000 die in a (7.6) earthquake in Iran 
2012  smiled

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That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent. --- Aldous Huxley Baking a wedding cake causes fewer headaches than cutting it. --- Socratex Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. --- Albert Camus When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. --- Marquis de la Grange Most people don't want advice. They want agreement with their preconceived notions. --- Socratex
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Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently. "Great," Sue exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first." "Wonderful," Mary replied. "I'll go with you."
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My aunt's neighbor in New York had a beautiful black cat, named Felix, who spent his days outside and came indoors at night. One cool October evening, he disappeared. The neighbor searched for him in vain for several days. The following spring,, however, Felix reappeared, looking healthy and clean. She figured he's been out sowing his wild oats. Everything was back to normal until that autumn, when Felix disappeared again. The next spring, he returned. Perplexed, my aunt's friend began asking neighbors for clues. Finally, she rang the bell of an older couple who lived down the street. "A black cat?" the woman said. "Oh, yes! My husband and I hated to see him out in the cold, so we bought a cat carrier. We take him to Florida with us every winter."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Frank Rega, 56, of Monroe, Connecticut Man drove off with woman on fender Police in Connecticut said a man struck a woman with his van and drove off with her stuck on the driver's side fender. Investigators said a 23-year-old Bridgeport woman was standing outside a disabled car on Stratford Avenue when she was struck by the van driven by Frank Rega, 56, of Monroe and became stuck on the driver's side fender. Police said Rega continued to drive away with the woman hanging over the front of the vehicle. They said he ignored her cries for him to stop, even when she was able to reach into his window and hit him in the face. Police said the woman eventually fell off the vehicle and was treated at St. Vincent's Medical Center. Rega was arrested at his home hours after the March 15 incident and told officers he was acting in self-defense. Rega has been charged with first-degree reckless endangerment, reckless driving, evading responsibility and driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol, police said. He was released on $500 bond. You can figure out yourself why the extremely low bail bond and no mug-shot anywhere on the net.
Tech Support Pits: From: Ron Re: How to view Excel Clipboard contents Hi Webby how do I open and clear the clip board. I have used at times when scanning and such but have never been able to see what it is. Thanks for all your help over the years one of my favorite things in your letter are the pictures I have been collecting them since 1998 (not all but selected ones) and have a lot of them. Since we cannot afford to travel much pictures help me to see this beautiful earth. I sure like it when they say where they are from. Thanks and good health to you. Ron. P. Dear Ron In Excel click on VIEW TOOLBARS CLIPBOARD When you hover over the icons in the clipboard, they usually tell you the content, if the content is data. The right-most of the tiny icons on the clipboard is for clearing all entries. It takes a bit of playing with the clipboard to make it useful to you. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters of the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent, having had an exceedingly profitable season, seeing the dejected couple looking in the window was inspired to a rare feeling of generosity. He called them into his shop and said, "I bet that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer!" He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and to book a room in a five star hotel. They, as expected, gladly accepted, and were on their way. About a month later the little lady came in to his shop. "And how did you like your holiday?" the travel agent asked eagerly. "The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me." "What would that be?" asked the travel agent. "Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?"
Daily tip from Cleaning a Can Opener To clean and disinfect the wheel of a can opener, just use white vinegar and an old tooth brush. Dip the toothbrush in the vinegar and scrub clean. Swish in hot soapy water and rinse. By fossil1955 from Cortez, CO Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled s treets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. PS. Sure is hot down here.
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>From Cindy The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a needle through your ears?" "No, they used a special gun." Silence followed, and then one solemn voice called out, "Both ears with one shot? How far away did they stand?"
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