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Good Morning,  !
Today is Wednesday, June 27

Wednesday morning the rain is scheduled to stop, and by
afternoon, we are supposed to get sunshine, and no rain
until Friday. The raspberries seem to like all this  rainy
weather, and there should be a nice crop some day.

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Today in 
1743 English defeat French at Dettingen 
1847 NY & Boston linked by telegraph wires
1915 100º F (38º C), Fort Yukon, Alaska
1929 1st color TV demo (NYC) 
1940 USSR returns to the Gregorian calendar
1950 Pres Truman orders Air Force & Navy into Korean conflict 
1950 US sends 35 military advisers to South Vietnam
1954 1st atomic power station opens (Obninsk, Russia) 
1954 CIA-sponsored rebels overthrow elected government of Guatemala 
1955 1st automobile seat belt legislation enacted (Illinois) 
1986 In referendum, Irish uphold ban on divorce 
1986 US informs New Zealand it will not defend it against attack 
1990 Salman Rushdie, condemned to death by Iran, contributes 
    $8600 to help their earthquake victims 
2012  smiled

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It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety. --- Isaac Asimov Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --- Ambrose Bierce
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Lina spent some months serving God in Kenya. On her final visit to a remote township Lina attended a medical clinic. As the Maasai women there began to sing together, Lina was deeply moved by their hauntingly beautiful harmonies and wanted to always remember this moment and recorded it to share it with friends after getting home. With tears flowing down the cheeks, Lina turned to a local and asked, "Can you please tell me the translation of the words to this song?" The local looked at Lina and solemnly replied, "If you boil the water, you won't get the shits."
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A college dean was berating a veteran economics professor for having used the same tests for the past 35 years. "Don't you realize, professor, that the students have been sharing these tests for decades and that all of your students know EXACTLY what's on the test before they sit for it?" "Doesn't matter," replied the professor. "You must realize that the subject is economics. The answers are different each year!" -------------------- Yeah, I remember that. Economics is the science of explaining today why the predictions that you made yesterday won't come true tomorrow. With extra points for using big or Latin words.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to James Tindell, 27, in Portland, Oregon Convicted Robber Who Fled The State And Taunted Judge, Tracked Down Via His Facebook Account James Tindell, a 27-year-old Portland resident was jailed after he allegedly violated his probation, fled the state, then taunted the county judge on Facebook. That is until he was caught. According to police, Tindell was convicted of robbery in 2010, but was offered probation in lieu of a 70-month jail sentence if he complied with the rules of his probation. Instead of cooperating with his probation, Tindell allegedly stopped attending his drug treatment classes and checking in with his probation officer. Tindell then fled the state while using Facebook to complain about the judge and mock his probation officer. Investigators say Tindell began posting demeaning messages on Facebook about the Multnomah County Judge who sentenced him. He also taunted his probation officer by posting messages like "catch me if you can" and "the 1 who got away." Tindell's last little jab came in in May when he posted "poolside is where you can find me." Officers monitored Tindell's Facebook page, and discovered that he had fled to Alabama. They were able to narrow down Tindell's location after his girlfriend posted a sonogram photo that had the hospital's name printed on it. Tindell's probation officer asked prosecutors for a nationwide arrest warrant, which was granted and signed by Oregon Governor, John Kitzhaber. With the new warrant in place, Tindell was arrested after he was pulled over in Daphne, Alabama after an officer stopped him for speeding. Officials extradited Tindell back to Oregon where he stood before the judge he had previously taunted. Tindell began to weep in court and pleaded with the judge for leniency. Judge Eric. J. Block was so impressed by the crocodile tears, that he reduced his 70 month sentence to 30 months. Tindell was also ordered to reimburse the state $2,600 for transporting him back to Oregon.
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Jenny was married to a male chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework. That, he declared, was woman's work! But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, a load of wash in the washing machine and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove and a beautifully set table, complete with flowers. She was astonished, and she immediately wanted to know what was going on. It turned out that Charley, her husband, had read a magazine article that suggested working wives would be more romantically inclined if they weren't so tired from having to do all the housework, in addition to holding down a full-time job. The next day, she couldn't wait to tell her girlfriends at the office. "How did it work out?" they asked. "Well, it was a great dinner, Jenny said. "Charley even cleaned up, helped the kids with their homework, folded the laundry and put everything away." "I really enjoyed my evening." she went on to say. "But what about afterward?" her friends wanted to know. It didn't work out," Jenny said. "Charley was too tired."
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A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her three year old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room. But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, "I hope, you don't mind Johnny being in there." "No," said the doctor calmly, "From the sounds of it, he got into the poisons. He'll be quiet soon."
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In the line ahead of me in the line at the airport customs station in Sydney, Australia, an Englishman was handed one of these immigration / visitation cards to fill out. I usueally fill them out on the plane, but he hadn't and was holding up the line. After the standard questions, like name, nationality, passport number, etc., he got to a question that asked, "Have you ever been imprisoned?" He pondered it for a minute, then wrote down, "I didn't realize this was still a requirement."
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