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Today is Saturday, June 30

In May people claimed that the reason there were no donations 
was my Pro Free Enterprise political comments. So I stayed 
away from politics in June. Donations dropped even further.
Looks like the economy is in much bigger need for correction,
than I had figured!

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Today in 
1294 Jews are expelled from Berne Switzerland 
1834 Congress creates Indian Territory (now Oklahoma) 
1859 Charles Blondin is 1st to cross Niagara Falls on a tightrope 
1894 Korea declares independence from China, 
      asks for Japanese aid
1900 4 German ocean liners burn at Hobokon Docks NJ, 326 die 
1908 Giant fireball impacts in Central Siberia (Tunguska Event)
1913 2nd Balkan War begins
1914 Mahatma Gandhi's 1st arrest, in S Africa
1923 New Zealand claims Ross Dependency in Antarctica 
1934 "Night of the Long Knives," Hitler stages bloody 
      purge of Nazi party 
1936 40 hour work week law approved (federal) 
1939 Heinkel HE176 rocket plane flies for 1st time, at Peenemunde 
1948 Transistor as a substitute for Radio tubes 
   announced (Bell Labs) 
1950 Pres Truman orders US troops into Korea
1981 China's Communist Party condemns the late 
   Mao Tse-tung's policy 
1989 Congressman Lukins found guilty of having sex 
   with a 16 year old girl
1989 NASA closes down tracking stations in Santiago, Chile & Guam 
2012  smiled

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History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. --- Napoleon Bonaparte Your own soul is nourished when you are kind; it is destroyed when you are cruel. --- King Solomon
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A convict managed to escape from prison and his escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news. So not to be captured, he ran through fields and traveled through back roads until he reached his wife's house. When he reached the house, he rang the bell, his wife opened the door and screamed, "You lousy bum! Where have you been? You escaped more than six hours ago!"
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A worried Mrs. Melnik sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. "How are you, darling?" it said. "What kind of a day are you having?" "Oh, mother," said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears, "I've had such a bad day. The baby won't eat and the washing machine broke down. I haven't had a chance to go shopping, and besides, I've just sprained my ankle and I have to hobble around. On top of that, the house is a mess and I'm supposed to have two couples to dinner tonight." The mother was shocked and was at once all sympathy. "Oh, darling," she said, "sit down, relax, and close your eyes. I'll be over in half an hour. I'll do your shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner for you. I'll feed the baby and I'll call a repairman I know who'll be at your house to fix the washing machine promptly. Now stop crying. I'll do everything. In fact, I'll even call Morty at the office and tell him he ought to come home and help out for once." "Morty?" said the housewife. "Who's Morty?" "Why, Morty! Your husband! ....Is this 555-1374? "No, this is 555-1375." "Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I have the wrong number." There was a short pause and the housewife said, "Does this mean you're not coming over?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Destiny Witte, 32, in Lakeland, Florida Sex With 14-Year-Old Two Weeks Before Wedding Destiny Witte, a 32-year-old Florida woman was jailed Wednesday after she allegedly had sex with a 14-year-old boy two weeks before her wedding day. According to police, Witte and the 14-year-old victim met in person several times and exchanged text messages before deciding to meet at Lake Bonny Park in Lakeland. Once at the park, investigators say Witte led the boy to a men's restroom where the two had sexual intercourse. An investigation was launched after family members of the victim noticed that Witte was spending a lot of time around the boy. Family members also noticed that the boy was acting unusual recently. Investigators believe Witte and the child had at least one "make-out" a week before meeting for sex. The sexual encounter allegedly took place on June 24. Witte, a mother to three school aged children, was reportedly set to be married in about two weeks. Wedding plans have apparently been cancelled. Witte was booked into the Polk County Jail and charged with lewd battery on a child under 16 and 2 counts of lewd conduct with a child under 16. She is reported to be on suicide watch while awaiting her first court appearance.
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says . . . "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you' re about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby." "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
Daily tip from Freezing Eggs Until a good friend shared this tip with me, I did not know that fresh eggs can be whisked together and frozen for up to six months. I have been doing this for over a year now. I buy large eggs when they are on sale in the 18 pack cartons. I keep out about six for use in the fridge and then whisk together whites and yolks of the remaining 12 eggs until just combined. I then measure them into my ice ice-cube trays, using 3 Tbsp. of the mixture per segment (3 Tbsp. is equivalent to 1 large egg). Freeze until solid, then transfer cubes to a freezer bag for up to 6 months. Don't forget to date the freezer bag. When ready to use take out one or more and thaw in the refrigerator. By Bobbie G from Rockwall, TX Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?" The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns." "Do you mean a rose?" "Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet--who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. "I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.
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