Windows 7 slow at sorting 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Monday, July 2

While I was eating a late supper and waiting for the Canada 
Day fireworks to start, I noticed some cumulus clouds in 
the North. At 10:45 the sky in the North is not completely 
dark. At first I thought some people were impatient and 
setting off their fireworks early, but then realized, the 
flashes, that lit up the clouds were too far away, and the
way they lit up the clouds, they were much too big for 

On closer inspection I figured it out, there was a hectic
lightning storm going on about 30 miles away.

When the fireworks started, they were against a backdrop
of clouds lit from the inside by lightning. Quite a unique

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Today in 
1644 Battle of Marston Moor; Parliamentary forces defeat royalists
1776 Continental Congress resolves "these United Colonies are & of right
           ought to be Free & Independent States" 
1777 Vermont becomes 1st American colony to abolish slavery
1787 de Sade shouts from Bastille that prisoners are being slaughtered 
1808 Simon Fraser completes his trip down Fraser River, BC, 
1881 Pres Garfield shot
1885 Canada's North-west Insurrection ends with surrender of Big Bear 
1890 Sherman Antitrust Act prohibits industrial monopolies 
1900 Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin 1st airship LZ-1, flies 
1937 Amelia Earhart & Fred Noonan disappear over Pacific Ocean
1956 Elvis Presley records "Hound Dog" & "Don't Be Cruel" 
1957 1st sub powered by liquid metal cooled reactor completed-The Seawolf 
1957 1st submarine designed to fire guided missiles launched, Grayback
1976 Formal reunification of North & South Vietnam 
1982 Larry Walters using lawn chair & 42 helium balloons, rose to 16,000' 
1985 European Space Agency launches Giotto to Halley's Comet 
2012  smiled

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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says . "HEBREWS"
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A politician hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the politician replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor? "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, Silly!" the politician said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $3,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $4000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Michael Lee, St. Augustine, Florida Michael Lee Is Here To "Save The Beach" - Everybody Duck! Michael James Lee, a 45-year-old St. Augustine man was jailed Monday after he allegedly vowed to save a local beach by waving a gun around at a busy intersection. According to the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched after receiving complaints that a man was waving a gun in the air near a local beach. When officers arrived on the scene, they found him on his bicycle in the middle of an intersection, still waiving the gun. Witnesses told investigators that Lee was on a quest to "Save the beach." When the officer told Lee to show his hands, he told them that he was wielding a fake, plastic gun. He then grabbed it by the barrel and threw it in the grass on the shoulder of the road. Deputies confirmed that the gun was indeed plastic, but stated that it looked real. Lee was frisked and found to be in possession of three large knives. Lee admitted that he "needed to be arrested" because it was a "stupid thing to do". When officers asked why he chose to wave a gun in a public place, Lee could not offer an explanation. Lee was booked into jail and charged with disorderly conduct.
Tech Support Pits: From: Eric Re: Slow file sort oin W7 Dear Webby Sorting files, for example by Date instead of name, is ridiculously slow on Windows 7. Resorting the same folder on XP takes two seconds or less, but on Windows 7 it takes a minute or sometimes a lot more than that even. Yeah, I know you never recommended W7, but is there anything at all that I can do to make it re-sort in a reasonable time? Eric Dear Eric Open the File Explorer, highlight a drive, select Properties and in there take the checkmark OFF from "Allow the files on this drive to have contents indexed in addition to their properties." Unless you have a new and near empty machine, a Quad Processor and 16 GB of RAM, keep that checkmark off. Windows 7 simply can't handle that in a reasonable amount of time. If you want the contents indexed, put Linux onto a small partition and use linux for that. By the way, you CAN run Linux from a CD or even a USB thumbdrive or camera chip. Have FUN! DearWebby
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>From Marty My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise." Not until the end of the school year did we see Marina's work. It read: "I got up this morning and I ran into Mommy and Daddy's bed and hopped in. But it wasn't Mommy at all. It was Mrs. Del Campo!" What her essay neglected to say was that we had called Mrs. Del Campo late at night to stay with our children while I took my wife to the hospital to have our third child.
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At work, Bob noticed that the name of an employee was the same as an old friend. He found the man's e-mail address and sent him a message. When Bpb received a reply, he was insulted and fired back another e-mail: "I have put on some weight, but I didn't realize it was that noticeable." His friend's hastily typed message, with an apparent typo, had read: "Hi, Ron. I didn't know you worked here, but I did see a gut that looked like you in the cafeteria."
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Once upon a time, the only signs along rural highways were CocaCola billboards and Burma Shave signs nailed to fences. They have long been harvested by collectors. Here are some of the more memorable ones: ***Burma Shave*** BROTHER SPEEDER LET'S REHEARSE, ALL TOGETHER GOOD MORNING NURSE ***Burma Shave*** DON'T LOOSE YOUR HEAD TO GAIN A MINUTE YOU NEED YOUR HEAD YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT *** Burma Shave*** DROVE TOO LONG DRIVER SNOOZING WHAT HAPPENED NEXT IS NOT AMUSING ***Burma Shave*** HUGGING ON HIGHWAY FAVORITE SPORT TRADE IN YOUR CAR FOR A DAVENPORT ***Burma Shave*** CAUTIOUS RIDER TO HER RECKLESS DEAR LET'S HAVE LESS BULL AND MORE STEER ***Burma Shave*** SPEED WAS HIGH WEATHER WAS NOT TIRES WERE THIN X MARKS THE SPOT ***Burma Shave*** THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL FOR BEER LED TO A WARMER HEMISPHERE ***Burma Shave*** AROUND THE CURVE LICKETY-SPLIT IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CAR WASN'T IT? ***Burma shave*** NO MATTER THE PRICE NO MATTER HOW NEW THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE IN THE CAR IS YOU *** Burma Shave*** A GUY WHO DRIVES A CAR WIDE OPEN IS NOT THINKIN' HE'S JUST HOPIN' ***Burma Shave*** AT INTERSECTIONS LOOK EACH WAY A HARP SOUNDS NICE BUT ITS HARD TO PLAY ***Burma Shave*** BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL EYES ON THE ROAD THAT'S THE SKILLFUL DRIVER'S CODE ***Burma Shave*** THE ONE WHO DRIVES WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING DEPENDS ON YOU TO DO HIS THINKING ***Burma Shave*** CAR IN DITCH DRIVER IN TREE THE MOON WAS FULL AND SO WAS HE. ***Burma Shave*** DRUNKEN DRIVERS HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO HOBBLE HOME IN AN AMBULANCE ***Burma Shave*** If You Drive While You're Drunk Carry Your Coffin In Your Trunk ***Burma Shave*** She Kissed The Hairbrush By Mistake She Thought It Was Her Husband Jake ***Burma Shave*** The Hero Was Strong And Willin' She Felt His Face And Married The Villain ***Burma Shave*** It Would Be More Fun To Go By Air But We Can't Hang These Signs Up There ***Burma Shave***
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