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Good Morning,  !
Today is Tuesday, July 3

Thank You,  Norm!
Thank you Donnie!
Thank you Frances!


By the time you read this, I will be on the road to Calgary.
Just southern Calgary this time, to see some specialist about
nerve damage due to Diabetes. Whatever tests they have 
planned, they won't affect my eyes and no interruption in the
newsletter is expected.

Here is adomain name, that might be of interest to some of you:
cute-by-design.com
If one of you wants it, you can have it for the $10 / year 
registration fee. At one time I had plans to make something
of it, but it turned out that I am way too busy for that.

If nobody grabs it, I will drop it. When a domain is dropped,
the scavengers grab it and hold it hostage, hoping to sell
it back to whoever failed to renew it on time, for a huge 
ransom. 

If you are interested, tell me in the next three days.

Have FUN!
DearWebby

Today in 
1608 City of Qu‚bec founded by Samuel de Champlain 
1754 George Washington surrenders to French, Ft Necessity
1775 Washington takes command of Continental Army
1778 British forces massacre 360 men, women & children in Wyoming, Pa
1806 Michael Keens exhibits 1st cultivated strawberry 
1816 French frigate "Medusa" runs aground off Cap Blanc. Gross
           incompetence kills 150 in calm seas 
1861 Pony Express arrives in SF with overland letters from NY 
1898 US Navy defeats Spanish fleet in Santiago harbor, Cuba 
1915 US military forces occupy Haiti, remain until 1934
1939 Ernst Heinkel demonstrates 800-km/h rocket plane to Hitler 
1974 Soyuz 14 carries 2 cosmonauts to space station Salyut 3
1976 Israel launches rescue of 103 Air France crew & passengers being
           held at Entebbe Airport in Uganda by Palestinian hijackers 
1987 2 men became 1st hot-air balloon travelers to cross Atlantic 
1988 US Navy shoots down Iranian civilian jetliner over Gulf, kills 290 
1991 Donald Trump gives Marla Maples a 7.45 karat diamond ring 
2012  smiled

Have FUN!
DearWebby


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>From Malcolm: The other day I was playing golf and saw an unusual thing. A golfer became so mad that he threw his brand new set of golf clubs into the lake. A few minutes later he came back, waded into the lake, and retrieved his golf bag. He proceeded to take his car keys out of the bag -- then threw the bag back into the water.
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Dad gives some advice to his son before his first real date. "Son, when you pick up your date later, make sure you have some flowers or chocolates to give her. Girls go crazy over that stuff. The more you give, the more you get! It's an exchange thing." So, the son showed up for his date with flowers. She was very flattered and pleased, and she rewarded him with a long, passionate kiss. She pressed her chest against him and rubbed her fingers through his hair,.... hoping to give him the best kiss that he had ever received. After the kiss, he turned and bolted for the door. "Oh! I'm sorry," she said. "I didn't mean to scare you away." "You didn't!" he replied. "I'll be right back. There are still TONS of flowers at the cemetery a couple of blocks south of here."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Michelle Richards, 33, Troy, NY She Packed For Her Trip To Jail Michelle Richards, a 33-year-old Troy woman is facing new charges after she allegedly showed up to serve a jail sentence with 7 bags of heroin and a hypodermic needle hidden inside her vagina. According to the Albany County Sheriff's Office, Richards arrived to jail Tuesday morning to begin serving a drug charge sentence when deputies discovered something inside her vagina. Before Richards was placed into a cell, deputies conducted a standard strip search and recovered 7 bags of heroin and a hypodermic needle from inside her vagina. Booking deputies were advised in advance that she might try to bring drugs into jail after she was convicted on drug charges. Richards was booked into the Albany County Jail and charged with felony promoting prison contraband and misdemeanor criminal possession of a controlled substance, in addition to her original possession charge. She is currently being held without bail.
Tech Support Pits: From: Sandra Re: Why PDF? Dear Webby Why are people using PDF for e-books? It makes it impossible to copy just a few paragraphs or chapters. How do you get around that? Sandra Dear Sandra The main reason why authors use PDF is to protect their work from copy-cats. The second reason is that PDF makes a book look and print the same no matter what kind of computer the reader uses. The third reason is that it puts everything, text and pictures into a nice, neat package without the need for lots of lose files. If you just want to copy a paragraph to paste up on your fridge, use a graphics program and do a screen capture, size and crop it the way you want it, and then print it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A minister was asked to inform a man with a heart condition that he had just inherited a million dollars. Everyone was afraid the shock would give him a heart attack. So the minister went to the man's house and said, "Joe, what would you do if you inherited a million dollars?" And Joe said, "Well, pastor, I think I would give half of it to the church." At which the pastor fell over dead.
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There was a fairly wealthy 70 year-old man who had just married a beautiful 25-year-old young lady. One of his long time friends said to him, "How did you get that gorgeous woman to marry a 70 year-old guy like you?" The man leaned over and whispered to his friend, "It was easy. I simply told her that I was 90 and had heart problems, and she instantly fell in love with me."
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