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Good Morning,  !
Today is Saturday, July 6

Re the voting, yes, I know. I have written to them 
on Monday already and again on Thursday
and on Friday. I THINK I got through to them
Friday afternoon via ThriftyFun.

From Carole:
Webby, whether we can vote for you or not. 

Thanks, Carole!

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Today in 
1838 Central American federation is dissolved
1846 US annexs California 
1863 1st military draft by US (exemptions cost $100) 
1891 Travelers cheque patented 
1898 US annexes Hawaii 
1905 127º F (53º C), Parker Ariz (state record) 
1937 Japanese & Chinese troops clash, which will become WW II 
1941 US forces land in Iceland to forestall Nazi invasion 
1956 7 Army trucks loaded with dynamite explode in the middle of
           Cali, Columbia killing 1,100-1,200, destroyimg 2,000 buildings
1960 USSR shoots down a US aircraft over Barents sea
1969 Canada's House of Commons approves equality of 
French-English language
1976 Viking 2 goes into orbit around Mars
1980 1st solar-powered aircraft crosses English Channel 
2012  smiled

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A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I no American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Romania!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Romanian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says... "Probably at work."
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"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered. "But you're 75 years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?" "But he's 85 and doesn't play golf anymore," protested Jack. "But he's got perfect eyesight. He would watch the ball for you," Tracy pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack. "Yup," Scott answered. "Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance. "I forgot."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Joshua Garlathy, 40, Allentown, PA Deadbeat Dad Who Fled State Is found on FaceBook and lured back with fake movie role offer Joshua Garlathy, a 40-year-old Hawaii man was jailed after he allegedly ran from his child support payments for 19 years, then was lured back to his home state of Pennsylvania on the promise that he was going to star in a movie with Jennifer Aniston. According to Allentown police, bounty hunter Scott Bernstein devised a plan to lure Garlathy back to Pennsylvania, where he was wanted by police for owing more than $32,000 in back child support. Bernstein allegedly tracked Garlathy down and discovered that he was working at a cafe in Hawaii, living on a beach, and looking for a girlfriend who was into smoking marijuana, according to various Facebook and Craigslist postings. The state refused to incur the expense of having Garlathy extradited back to Pennsylvania, so the bounty hunter looked for a way to lure him back on a voluntary basis. Investigators say Bernstein contacted Garlathy through Facebook and told him that he was interested in casting him in a role for a romantic comedy/action film starring Jennifer Aniston and Daniel Greg. Bernstein told Garlathy that a talent scout had seen him play guitar in the cafe where he worked and suggested him for the part. Garlathy was asked to come to Pennsylvania so that the casting process could be completed. Garlathy took the bait and flew to Pennsylvania despite knowing that he had warrants for his arrest. He was apprehended on a plane in front of about 250 people. Garlathy reportedly has two more children in Canada that he also refuses to support. He fled from Canada after authorities there also issued a warrant for his arrest. Garlathy was booked into jail and charged with willful failure to pay child support. He was released after paying $10,000 towards the back support he owes. He was sentenced to to 90 days of probation. Garlathy's estranged daughter, who is now 19 years old, was in court when her father received his sentence. The arrest was filmed as part of a reality show that features deadbeat dads that are arrested and brought to justice.
Tech Support Pits: From: Margene Re: More Audio device choices Dear Webby, Regarding the problem with the earphones. A better solution would be a usb sound card. You can probably get them for approximately $19. That way you don’t have to plug anything into the headphone port. I use it continually and it produces better sound also. Margene Dear Margene Yes, sure, that works too, and some USB external sound cards have more than one output socket, so that saves you having to get that dual jack adapter from the Dollar store. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store. "Have you ever seen one of these before?" one asked. "Yeah, my mom has one," replied.. "What's it for?" "It's a cussing machine," answered. "Every time she stands on it, she gets really mad and starts cussing."
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Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't stop! The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me, I just don't listen. How do you do that? asks the other. It's easy! I take off my glasses!
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