Can you avoid getting blocked from friending on FaceBook? 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Saturday, July 14

Thanks, John!

Did you notice two copies of the Humor Letter?
I sent it again, because mine did not arrive.
Then the second copy did not arrive either.
All the "Ou* of the *ffice" jokes got it dumped right on the server.
Since I am really not interested in who is not at work at the
late hour, when I send the Humor Letter out, I have for many
years filtered all those automatic nuisance letters. I have to
be careful here how I am wording things to avoid a repeat 
of that! Probably many of you do the same thing.

>From Chuck
What's with those record temperatures every day?
1936 112º F (44º C), Mio, Michigan
1936 114º F (46º C), Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin
Just because it was hotter in the 30's or whenever, that
does not mean we don't have man made global warming.
The global warming just causes cooling in the weather,
because the climate is getting hotter. 

And besides, in those days people did not have Air Conditioning
like we do now to cool everything off. Without the billions of 
airconditioning units the weather would be just as hot as 
it was during the 30's.

Is that AlGorian logic?

Have FUN!

Today in 
1714 Battle of Aland, Russian fleet overpowers larger Swedish fleet 
1789 Bastille in Paris, France stormed. Official start of French Revolution
1798 1st direct federal tax on the states-on dwellings, land & slaves 
1798 Sedition Act prohibits "false, scandalous & malicious" writing
   against US govt. Any comments about Obama fall under that law. 
1832 Opium exempted from federal tariff duty
1850 1st public demonstration of ice made by refrigeration 
1865 1st ascent of Matterhorn
1914 1st patent for liquid-fueled rocket design granted (Dr R Goddard) 
1934 116º F (47º C), Orogrande, New Mexico
1936 116º F (47º C), Collegeville, Indiana
1954 117º F (47º C), East St. Louis, Illinois
1954 118º F (48º C), Warsaw & Union, Missouri
1959 1st atomic powered cruiser, the Long Beach
1967 Surveyor 4 launched to Moon; explodes just before landing 
    Shot don by aliens, when it got too close to their still ?
1987 Taiwan ends 37 years of martial law 
1988 200,000 demonstrate in Soviet Armenia for incorp 
    of Nagorno-Karabak 
2012  smiled

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Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology. --- Rebecca West
>From Barb I have changed my system for labeling homemade freezer meals. I used to carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf" or "Pot Roast" or "Steak and Vegetables or "Chicken and Dumplings" or "Beef Pot Pie." However, I used to get frustrated when I asked my husband what he wanted for dinner because he never asked for any of those things. So, I decided to stock the freezer with what he really likes. If you look in my freezer now you'll see a whole new set of labels. You'll find dinners with neat little tags that say: "Whatever," "Anything," "I Don't Know," "I Don't Care," "Something Good," or "Food." My frustration is now reduced because no matter what my husband replies when I ask him what he wants for dinner, I know that it is there waiting.
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Elaine called me as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!" I replied, "Aren't you talking on it!?" There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation sank in - followed by, "You are NOT going to tell anybody about this!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Thomas Molina, a 38-year-old Albuquerque, NM Bonehead Nabbed By Window Blinds During Burglary Thomas Molina, a 38-year-old Albuquerque bonehead was jailed Sunday after he allegedly broke into a community college, but got tangled in window blinds when he attempted to flee the scene. According to Albuquerque Police, officers were dispatched after receiving a call that someone was attempting to break into the Central New Mexico Community College. Arriving officers spotted the suspect, later identified as Molina, as he was trying to flee. Investigators say while Molina was trying to climb out a window, he became entangled in the blinds and was unable to escape. When detectives questioned him, he stated that he was looking for computer hardware. Molina was booked into jail and charged with burglary and breaking and entering. He is currently being held in lieu of a $10,000 bond.
Tech Support Pits: From: Charles Re: How do you avoid getting your Friend requests blocked on FB? Dear Webby, Enough with the bats and the brainey stuff! Come back to earth! How do I avoid getting my Friend requests blocked on FB? I don't like their snooty attitude, implying that I sent Friend Requests to people I don't know. That apparently is forbidden, unless one claims to be female. But I am just sending Friend requests to friends and people I have worked with. People with tens of thousands of "friends" obviously don't know 99% of them, so why am I treated so critically whenI just try to connect with people I know? Charles Dear Charles Simmer down! Keep in mind that FaceBook is run like a sandbox kingdom for widdle girls, including all the girlie intrigues. If you are trying to connect with a co-worker, whose brand new foamies you failed to notice and give a complimentary stare 30 years ago, forget it! She can get you into the block with one click! Procrastinators are just as bad. If you send friend requests, that are not answered within a certain (secret) time limit, then the widdle girles that manage FaceBook put you into the block. Apparently you also get treated more critically, if you don't spend time and money on the games and apps. So just relax, and remember, the whole thing is not really serious. It's just a charade, with people hiding behind a mask and refusing to be responsible enough to show their real email address. Also, keep in mind that FaceBook is NOT intended for business use. It is for socializing with friends, and for old girls to flood you with requests to play online games like Farmville and Zynga and stuff like that with them. If you want something serious, open a web site and put a blog on it! Have FUN! DearWebby
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After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror.
Daily tip from Use Paper Clip to Mark Tape End To keep from losing the end of postage tape, place a paper clip on the sticky side of the tape just below where you are making the cut. Store the tape with the paper clip, and you are ready to go next time you need to use the tape. The paper clip is easy to pull off and thick enough to keep from losing the end of the tape. By Hate Litter from NC I think she means packing tape. Pistol grip tape guns or tape dispensers are cheap and often included free, if you buy ten rolls of 1 1/2" or 2" packing tape, and you will never wear one out. They sure make taping up boxes or taping shipping labels onto them a breeze. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
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>From Caina Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married." "Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!"
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>From Bob One day while driving with my 4-year-old daughter I beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at me for an explanation. I said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, 'cause you didn't yell 'BIMBO!' afterward!"
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