Lights / Flash placement 

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Today in 
1836 1st English newspaper published in Hawaii 
1863 Pres Lincoln issues "eye-for-eye" order to shoot 
   a rebel prisoner for every black prisoner shot 
1909 US Army accepts delivery of 1st military airplane
1916 German saboteurs blow up a munitions plant on 
   Black Tom Island, NJ 
1923 New Zealand claims Ross Dependency
1942 German SS kills 25,000 Jews in Minsk, Belorussia
1946 V2 rocket attains 100 mi (167 km) altitude, White Sands, NM 
1956 US motto "In God We Trust" authorized 
1965 LBJ signs Medicare bill
1967 Race riot in Milwaukee
1975 Teamsters Pres Jimmy Hoffa disappears in Detroit 
1984 Alvenus tanker at Cameron La, spills 
   2.8 million gallons of oil 
1988 Ronald J Dossenbach begins world record ride, 
   pedaling across Canada from Vancouver BC, to Halifax, 
   NS (13 days, 15 hr, 4 min) 
2012  smiled

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The glory of great men should always be measured by the means they have used to acquire it. --- Francois de La Rochefoucauld Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. --- Barry LePatner Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble. --- Samuel Johnson
On a Kansas City street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver. "Not only have you been driving too fast, you've been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don't work, and your tires all completely worn out. This is going to cost you a lot. What's your name?" "Schtrathewisizeski Vocgefastilongchinic." "Well, I'll let you go this time, but don't do it again!"
Deep in the back woods of Lester County, Kentucky, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!" Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there", said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down, there's another one!" said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another onecoming!" cried the doctor. The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor ... "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"
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Thanks to Lillemor for this picture: Click on the picture for the large version From our early eve. walk. Sure can see how the Pineapple got its name. ~ Lillemor
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Leslie Brown,, 24, in Louisville, Kentucky Charged With Stripping Off Bikini Bottoms, Scaring Children At Public Pool Leslie Brown Leslie Brown, a 24-year-old Louisville woman was jailed Wednesday after she allegedly stripped off her swimsuit bottoms and jumped into a public pool with children. According to Louisville Metro Police, officers were dispatched at around 7 p.m. after receiving a report that a naked woman was scaring children at a public pool. When officers arrived on the scene, a lifeguard told them that Brown had removed her bikini bottoms and jumped into a pool with children. She then allegedly began yelling at and frightening the children. When officers questioned Brown, she smelled of alcohol and was unsteady on her feet. She admitted that she had consumed "5 shots" before getting into the pool. Brown was booked into jail and charged with alcohol intoxication in a public place and disorderly conduct. The picture is a stock glamor shot of her, and not necessarily recent.
Tech Support Pits: From: Brian Re: Light / Flash placement Dear Webby I was picked (on) to take the volunteer award pictures. I remember that you said to avoid flash if at all possible, but I don't remember what you said about where to place lights. The overhead lights are pretty good and I have room to place hat racks with quartz construction lights on both sides of me. What do you suggest? Brian Dear Brian Put all lights to one side of you. Otherwise you kill contrast. An outstretched arms length or a bit more distance is best. The height of the lights should be a hands width higher than their heads for young people, and about waist high for older people. Low lighting makes double-chins disappear and is generally more flattering to older people. That goes just for the lights, not the camera. Keep the camera hed high. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Mrs. Smith pulled Mrs. Jones out of earshot of the porch, where Mrs. Jones' lovely young daughter, Linda, sat. "It is really none of my business," whispered Mrs. Smith, "but have you noticed what your daughter is doing?" "Why, no. Is she up to anything special?" Mrs. Smith leaned closer. "Haven't you noticed? She has started knitting tiny garments!" Mrs. Jones' troubled brow cleared. "Well, thank goodness," she said smiling, "at last she has taken an interest in something besides running around with boys."
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A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?" A girl raised her hand and said, "To clean out all his bank acconts before the inlaws get at them?"
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A second grader arrived home after school and shocked his mother by announcing, "Today we learned how to make babies." Risking further embarrassment, the mother asked for details on how to make babies. "It's simple, the boy replied, "Just drop the'y' and add 'ies."
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