How to solve the CAPS LOCK problem 

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Today is Thursday, August 9

I harvested the remaining rhubarb today and cut it into short
slices for freezing. By mid August the oxalic acid in it gets 
a bit strong. It is healthy and said to be a strong anti-oxidant,
but I don't like it when it gets too strong. So I filled a dozen
.28 Liter (half pint) containers and jammed them into the 
freezer compartment of the fridge. A half pint is just right
for a nice desert or dumped over some pancakes.

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480 -BC- Persia defeats Spartan king Leonidas at Thermopylae 
378 Battle of Adrianople, Visigoth Cavalry defeats Roman Army 
1673 Dutch recapture NY from English; regained by English in 1674
1778 Capt Cook passes through Bering Strait
1786 1st ascent of Mt Blanc 
1842 US-Canada border defined by Webster-Ashburton Treaty 
1849 Hungarian Republic crushed by Austria & Russia
1854 Henry David Thoreau publishes "Walden" 
1945 US drops 2nd atomic bomb, destroys part of Nagasaki 
1960 Race riot in Jacksonville Florida 
1972 Rockwell receives NASA contract to construct the Space Shuttle 
1988 Edmonton Oilers sell Wayne Gretzky to LA Kings for $20 millions 
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Tech Support Pits: From: Marlene Re: Caps Lock Der Webby I keep hitting CAPS LOCK accidentally, often! Finally my mom said to ask you what to do about it. I NEVER need the CAPS LOCK, so what is the solution? Marlene Dear Marlene There are some tricky software solutions, that may or may not work for you. An then there is my hardware solution. I pry the CAPS LOCK key off the keyboard with a tea spoon or screw driver, whichever is closer by, cut that small central pipe underneath with a sharp knife, so that the key can sit flat on the desk. The I grab a piece of Saran Wrap, lay it on the desk, mix some one or five minute epoxy and fill the upside down key with it. Just before it gets hard, I turn it upright onto the Saran Wrap. When I peel off the Saran Wrap, there is a large, smooth surface. Then I take that CAPS LOCK key and some Crazy Glue and go to Walmart or Staples or wherever I last saw a coin operated copy machine, and glue the CAPS LOCK key onto it. It is priceless to watch employees and customers stare at that CAPS LOCK key and try to figure out how it would work, but none of them dare push it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he done run outa night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he decided to steal dat froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real careful or he'd git bit. He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrap hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to git hisself free. But Boudreaux, he had a real good grip on his haid, yeh. Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bibs and pulls out a pint a dat moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snake's mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs kinda roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to fishin. A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin on his barefoot toe. He slowly look down and dare wuz dat water moccasin wif two more frogs!
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